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Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain.bsky.social
35 | French-🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. ♡ Trust me, I'm funny. Opiniated bitch with a big mouth.
⚠️ All views are my own

✨️play my girlfriend's demo✨️
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4242890/Encryptid/
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Hi, I'm Laurence
♡ She/Her/🏳️‍🌈/🇨🇦/♉️
♡ avid reader theoretically
♡ overexcited tour guide
♡ travel enthusiast
♡ lover of crafts & baker of goods
♡ tattoos & stickers collector
♡ feminist AF
♡ millenial cliché
♡ Once travelled 5,218 km for a knock-knock joke

Come say hi, i don't bite without consent
Coolest fit of 2027
I'm also excited to announce that I'm collaborating with Night Channels to bring you the official Encryptid merch collection!

$34.99 Embroidered Hat
$29.99 Heavy Tee
$42.99 Hoodie

All available to pre-order now from the Night Channels website! (see below) 👀

Do you like cryptids?
October 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I am bursting at the seams with pride for my girlfriend and her upcoming game, she works so hard on it

I love her so fucking much, she's so passionnate and talented, i still can't believe she is my person 🥺❤️
ENCRYPTID will be featured in the
@horrorgameawards.bsky.social's Harvest of Terror showcase!

Tomorrow, October 7th

11am PT/2pm ET/7pm GMT/8pm CEST

Maybe I'll drop the release date or something idk 👀
October 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I tried to look cute to show the new jewelry, but the truth is, i mostly just push them out while looking at my girlfriend saying "ppppphhaaaaaangzzzz" 3863x times a day 👹
Happy sunday everyone, i hope you'll have a good one, out to see some friends today 🙂‍↕️

Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
October 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Happy sunday everyone, i hope you'll have a good one, out to see some friends today 🙂‍↕️

Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
October 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Reposted by Lorenzo
Je ne comprendrai jamais pourquoi les gens ne prennent pas QS au sérieux sur le plan économique. Leur cadre financier est entièrement rédigé par des économistes, dont 4 Ph.D. À L'opposé, le PCQ est perçu comme économiquement crédible, alors qu'il utilise ChatGPT et Adrien Pouliot (un avocat corpo).
October 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
·̩͙།† ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦†། ·̩͙

👻October #promosky👻

🦇 Laurence/♉️/🏳️‍🌈/french-🇨🇦
🖤 Delilah Bon, BMTH, MIW
🐈‍⬛ My cat Pico
🦇 Lesbian dad vibes
🖤 Food obsessed
🐈‍⬛ Oot,Pentiment,Disco Elysium
🦇 Huge history nerd
🖤 Take no shit & no prisoners
🐈‍⬛ Roller derby
🦇 Dark humor & bad puns
🖤 Permanently pissed

Lets be #moots
October 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Lorenzo
October #promosky 🎃

I’m Arlo, a semi friendly, fully feral, Appalachian cryptid who bites.

🦖 certified dinosaur nerd

📚 dark romance, romantasy, fantasy, horror reader

✨ chaotic witch

🎮 Resident Evil, Jurassic World
Evolution

🎧 Sleep Token, Ghost, Dayseeker, INK

🎨 struggling artist
October 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Today's national day for truth and reconciliation 🧡

Today we honor and remember every survivors and every child that never made it home
September 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Oops, we did it again 🫦

Baking cheesecakes with @autumnalknight.bsky.social on week-ends is quickly becoming one pf my favorite activity 💕🥰
September 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
More yappin'! More love projects like this one! More games made for niche audience!
sometimes i feel like i yap and post a lot about this game especially when its such a little thing but its just a project i really care about

its not going to be what a lot of people expect it to be but i hope it really resonates with some of them
September 26, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This game is gonna hit you right in the nostalgia and you'll be happy about it (threat)
ENCRYPTID is a game made with and for my most formative childhood game console – inspired by the games that shaped me then and now.

It's also an FMV horror game about cryptids and messy, personal feelings regarding that relationship with those games... 👀

#screenshotsaturday #indiegame #gameboy
September 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Seeing Delilah Bon live with @autumnalknight.bsky.social last night healed me 🙂‍↕️

I WAS *SO* CLOSE SHE SWEATED ON ME AND HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAH
September 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hapiness is having cheesecake and a cup of coffee for breakfast while a cute girl with sleepy eyes looks at you from across the table 😌

@autumnalknight.bsky.social
September 16, 2026 at 1:49 PM
@autumnalknight.bsky.social and I made another cake

It's a cheesecake with an apple crumble topping and a caramel drizzle, it's our baby and it is perfect 🥹

this is legit one of the best cake i ever made and it taste 1000x better cause i made it with my gorgeous girlfriend 💕

#baking #cheesecake
September 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I am absolutely gutted that i most likely won't be able to get tickets to see the Bayeux tapestry at the British Museum, so i'll just make my own 🥲

I'm happy there's so many history enthusiasts that want to see it i guess
Your reminder that you can create your own Bayeux Tapestry at home, using:

htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/
September 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Lorenzo
September 2, 2026 at 9:18 AM
This genuinely makes me so incredibly happy, my dream partner was always gonna be someone i could enjoy cooking/baking with 🥺
August 31, 2026 at 9:59 PM
@autumnalknight.bsky.social & I made carrot cake 🥕
August 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Reposted by Lorenzo
My first game Morph Girl released 9 years ago today. It's a messy, depressing and deeply personal gay ghost story inspired by 90s Japanese horror movies.

It's an amateur student project made during weird and difficult life stuff, but I think I still like it?

store.steampowered.com/app/688260/M...
Morph Girl on Steam
Morph Girl is a Japanese horror inspired FMV game about loss, depression and the supernatural.
store.steampowered.com
August 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
At tonight's practice, we played soccer...

...on skates.

How i did not die remains a mystery 🤷‍♀️
Swan City Roller Derby Swan
Alt: Swan City Roller Derby Swan
static.klipy.com
August 27, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Ever received a text message and your first thought was "Wow! I can't wait to tell my therapist about this?"

Anyway, here's a picture of a waffle
August 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Cold thaï food leftovers > cold pizza leftovers

Fight in the comments all you like, this is not up for debate
August 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It's pick-up your girlfriend from the airport day!
August 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It's taking-a-shower-sitting-down kinda day
August 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
It's kinda impressive how my mom NEVER has anything nice to say to me no matter how long i go without seeing her
August 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM