Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain.bsky.social
35 | French-🇨🇦🏳️🌈 Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. ♡ Trust me, I'm funny. Opiniated bitch with a big mouth.
⚠️ All views are my own
✨️play my girlfriend's demo✨️
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4242890/Encryptid/
⚠️ All views are my own
✨️play my girlfriend's demo✨️
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4242890/Encryptid/
Happy sunday everyone, i hope you'll have a good one, out to see some friends today 🙂↕️
Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
October 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Happy sunday everyone, i hope you'll have a good one, out to see some friends today 🙂↕️
Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
Also, your girl grew fangs for spooky season
·̩͙།† ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦†། ·̩͙
👻October #promosky👻
🦇 Laurence/♉️/🏳️🌈/french-🇨🇦
🖤 Delilah Bon, BMTH, MIW
🐈⬛ My cat Pico
🦇 Lesbian dad vibes
🖤 Food obsessed
🐈⬛ Oot,Pentiment,Disco Elysium
🦇 Huge history nerd
🖤 Take no shit & no prisoners
🐈⬛ Roller derby
🦇 Dark humor & bad puns
🖤 Permanently pissed
Lets be #moots
👻October #promosky👻
🦇 Laurence/♉️/🏳️🌈/french-🇨🇦
🖤 Delilah Bon, BMTH, MIW
🐈⬛ My cat Pico
🦇 Lesbian dad vibes
🖤 Food obsessed
🐈⬛ Oot,Pentiment,Disco Elysium
🦇 Huge history nerd
🖤 Take no shit & no prisoners
🐈⬛ Roller derby
🦇 Dark humor & bad puns
🖤 Permanently pissed
Lets be #moots
October 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
·̩͙།† ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶꒷꒦†། ·̩͙
👻October #promosky👻
🦇 Laurence/♉️/🏳️🌈/french-🇨🇦
🖤 Delilah Bon, BMTH, MIW
🐈⬛ My cat Pico
🦇 Lesbian dad vibes
🖤 Food obsessed
🐈⬛ Oot,Pentiment,Disco Elysium
🦇 Huge history nerd
🖤 Take no shit & no prisoners
🐈⬛ Roller derby
🦇 Dark humor & bad puns
🖤 Permanently pissed
Lets be #moots
👻October #promosky👻
🦇 Laurence/♉️/🏳️🌈/french-🇨🇦
🖤 Delilah Bon, BMTH, MIW
🐈⬛ My cat Pico
🦇 Lesbian dad vibes
🖤 Food obsessed
🐈⬛ Oot,Pentiment,Disco Elysium
🦇 Huge history nerd
🖤 Take no shit & no prisoners
🐈⬛ Roller derby
🦇 Dark humor & bad puns
🖤 Permanently pissed
Lets be #moots
Happens to the best of us 😅
September 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Happens to the best of us 😅
Oops, we did it again 🫦
Baking cheesecakes with @autumnalknight.bsky.social on week-ends is quickly becoming one pf my favorite activity 💕🥰
Baking cheesecakes with @autumnalknight.bsky.social on week-ends is quickly becoming one pf my favorite activity 💕🥰
September 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Oops, we did it again 🫦
Baking cheesecakes with @autumnalknight.bsky.social on week-ends is quickly becoming one pf my favorite activity 💕🥰
Baking cheesecakes with @autumnalknight.bsky.social on week-ends is quickly becoming one pf my favorite activity 💕🥰
Seeing Delilah Bon live with @autumnalknight.bsky.social last night healed me 🙂↕️
I WAS *SO* CLOSE SHE SWEATED ON ME AND HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAH
I WAS *SO* CLOSE SHE SWEATED ON ME AND HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAH
September 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Seeing Delilah Bon live with @autumnalknight.bsky.social last night healed me 🙂↕️
I WAS *SO* CLOSE SHE SWEATED ON ME AND HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAH
I WAS *SO* CLOSE SHE SWEATED ON ME AND HELD MY HAND AAAAAAAH
@autumnalknight.bsky.social and I made another cake
It's a cheesecake with an apple crumble topping and a caramel drizzle, it's our baby and it is perfect 🥹
this is legit one of the best cake i ever made and it taste 1000x better cause i made it with my gorgeous girlfriend 💕
#baking #cheesecake
It's a cheesecake with an apple crumble topping and a caramel drizzle, it's our baby and it is perfect 🥹
this is legit one of the best cake i ever made and it taste 1000x better cause i made it with my gorgeous girlfriend 💕
#baking #cheesecake
September 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
@autumnalknight.bsky.social and I made another cake
It's a cheesecake with an apple crumble topping and a caramel drizzle, it's our baby and it is perfect 🥹
this is legit one of the best cake i ever made and it taste 1000x better cause i made it with my gorgeous girlfriend 💕
#baking #cheesecake
It's a cheesecake with an apple crumble topping and a caramel drizzle, it's our baby and it is perfect 🥹
this is legit one of the best cake i ever made and it taste 1000x better cause i made it with my gorgeous girlfriend 💕
#baking #cheesecake
@autumnalknight.bsky.social & I made carrot cake 🥕
August 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@autumnalknight.bsky.social & I made carrot cake 🥕
Ever received a text message and your first thought was "Wow! I can't wait to tell my therapist about this?"
Anyway, here's a picture of a waffle
Anyway, here's a picture of a waffle
August 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ever received a text message and your first thought was "Wow! I can't wait to tell my therapist about this?"
Anyway, here's a picture of a waffle
Anyway, here's a picture of a waffle
It's pick-up your girlfriend from the airport day!
August 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It's pick-up your girlfriend from the airport day!
My bestie is moving soon, after 8 years and many adventures in Montreal, so we decided to have a little get together at a ceramic café to create pieces for her new home 💜
August 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
My bestie is moving soon, after 8 years and many adventures in Montreal, so we decided to have a little get together at a ceramic café to create pieces for her new home 💜
Happy #caturday from the loaf, but i refuse to celebrate International Cat Day on August 8, cause like every native french speaker, i know that it should be celebrated on August 15 😌 IYKYK
August 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Happy #caturday from the loaf, but i refuse to celebrate International Cat Day on August 8, cause like every native french speaker, i know that it should be celebrated on August 15 😌 IYKYK
In case you needed more convincing
August 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
In case you needed more convincing
Now the proud new (temporary) owner of roller derby skates and many new (hopefully also temporary) bruises 💪
July 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Now the proud new (temporary) owner of roller derby skates and many new (hopefully also temporary) bruises 💪
Hoping that if i wear this shirt often enough it will become true
Self-care and improvement ✨️💅
Self-care and improvement ✨️💅
July 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Hoping that if i wear this shirt often enough it will become true
Self-care and improvement ✨️💅
Self-care and improvement ✨️💅
Can't have veggies
Can't have meat
Can't breath outside
And now can't have Taco Bell
Just lettuce die already
Can't have meat
Can't breath outside
And now can't have Taco Bell
Just lettuce die already
July 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Can't have veggies
Can't have meat
Can't breath outside
And now can't have Taco Bell
Just lettuce die already
Can't have meat
Can't breath outside
And now can't have Taco Bell
Just lettuce die already
July 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
July 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
My life feels like the third season of a Netflix show when the writers have no idea how to keep things interesting so they just throw the most outrageous, random and unbelievable shit at the audience hoping something will stick
Anyway, the hat is back
Anyway, the hat is back
July 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
My life feels like the third season of a Netflix show when the writers have no idea how to keep things interesting so they just throw the most outrageous, random and unbelievable shit at the audience hoping something will stick
Anyway, the hat is back
Anyway, the hat is back
July 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I dyed my hair purple 💜
July 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I dyed my hair purple 💜
Now eating my stupid healthy salad for my stupid overall health
(I joke but this is ridiculously good)
(I joke but this is ridiculously good)
July 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Now eating my stupid healthy salad for my stupid overall health
(I joke but this is ridiculously good)
(I joke but this is ridiculously good)
Going on a stupid little* walk for my stupid mental health
*i've been walking for over an hour and i still haven't turned around towards home
*i've been walking for over an hour and i still haven't turned around towards home
July 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Going on a stupid little* walk for my stupid mental health
*i've been walking for over an hour and i still haven't turned around towards home
*i've been walking for over an hour and i still haven't turned around towards home
The sky above work right now is absolutely insane 🎭
July 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The sky above work right now is absolutely insane 🎭