Bryan Marble
@lostmahbles.com
SaaS founder on a break, aspiring beer-league goalie, hockey dad and tree skier.
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Bryan Marble
@lostmahbles.com
· Dec 3
The proliferation of 6'5" goaltenders is a symptom of not being able to accurately assess talent at amateur levels. Tall goalies get pushed through the pipeline because in the absence of verifiable performance data, the tall goalie is seen as a less-risky, defensible choice. #hockey
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In the USA, there are ~50 million Black people, and ~50 million immigrants.
So far this year, US cops have killed 217 Black people like this. Not a typo. Two hundred and seventeen.
US cops are between 10 times and 100 times more dangerous for Black people than ICE is for immigrants.
So far this year, US cops have killed 217 Black people like this. Not a typo. Two hundred and seventeen.
US cops are between 10 times and 100 times more dangerous for Black people than ICE is for immigrants.
October 9, 2026 at 11:46 AM
In the USA, there are ~50 million Black people, and ~50 million immigrants.
So far this year, US cops have killed 217 Black people like this. Not a typo. Two hundred and seventeen.
US cops are between 10 times and 100 times more dangerous for Black people than ICE is for immigrants.
So far this year, US cops have killed 217 Black people like this. Not a typo. Two hundred and seventeen.
US cops are between 10 times and 100 times more dangerous for Black people than ICE is for immigrants.
Going in my next code review...
October 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Going in my next code review...
The "pay my Amex bill to avoid FinCEN attention" sure makes this arrangement feel extra legit.
1. NEW
An incredible, but not surprising, story in the Wall Street Journal about Kimberly Guilfoyle, US Ambassador to Greece.
An incredible, but not surprising, story in the Wall Street Journal about Kimberly Guilfoyle, US Ambassador to Greece.
October 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The "pay my Amex bill to avoid FinCEN attention" sure makes this arrangement feel extra legit.
Fuck it, let him do it, then take the whole thing by eminent domain in 2029 and make it a free muni course with each tee box having a plaque describing one of his many crimes and misdemeanors. Dedicate it to getting more minorities into the sport.
President Trump wants to transform his West Palm Beach golf club into a presidential retreat modeled after Camp David.
The plan calls for the federal government to be granted part of the property, with the rest maintained as a private course. https://wapo.st/4i8vAty
The plan calls for the federal government to be granted part of the property, with the rest maintained as a private course. https://wapo.st/4i8vAty
October 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Fuck it, let him do it, then take the whole thing by eminent domain in 2029 and make it a free muni course with each tee box having a plaque describing one of his many crimes and misdemeanors. Dedicate it to getting more minorities into the sport.
The "THLORPP" sound as it exited the container is a core audio memory.
October 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The "THLORPP" sound as it exited the container is a core audio memory.
Music, without its connection to the human(s) that made it, is just noise. It is devoid of anything valuable.
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
September 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Music, without its connection to the human(s) that made it, is just noise. It is devoid of anything valuable.
Clearest indication yet that Apple is cooked. They've completely lost their internal understanding of what makes their products great.
NEW: Apple’s new CEO John Ternus is moving to overhaul the company to run faster, leaner, launch products more frequently and squeeze more revenue out of existing products and services. A look at the plans — www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Apple’s New CEO Moves to Overhaul Company to Run Faster and Leaner
Apple Inc. Chief Executive Officer John Ternus, just weeks into the role, is moving to overhaul the iPhone maker in an effort to accelerate product development, broaden its range of devices and create...
www.bloomberg.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Clearest indication yet that Apple is cooked. They've completely lost their internal understanding of what makes their products great.
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One more thought: the Democrats need to take advantage of this. It barely seems to be penetrating their messaging right now, but if they don't go in like Gingrich did in '94 with the promise of cleaning house, then the angry people will turn on them so quick and blame them for everything.
September 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
One more thought: the Democrats need to take advantage of this. It barely seems to be penetrating their messaging right now, but if they don't go in like Gingrich did in '94 with the promise of cleaning house, then the angry people will turn on them so quick and blame them for everything.
I would have so much fun funding shit like this if I were a billionaire.
Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.
Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people.
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
londondaily.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I would have so much fun funding shit like this if I were a billionaire.
Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.
Have empathy, drive and an idea to help someone? Here's your check.
At some point there's a floor, right? The only way this doesn't keep going down is if he materially changes his approach to the reality and we all know that ain't happening.
Yes. here you go. Trump’s approval is significantly below where it was in 2018
September 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
At some point there's a floor, right? The only way this doesn't keep going down is if he materially changes his approach to the reality and we all know that ain't happening.
Dems should publicly come out and say, we are not going to waste our time fighting this, we're focused on the economy. BUT. Here's the exact text of the bill that will be passed Day 1 that removes his name/stink from everything that he touched.
EXCLUSIVE @ms.now: Trump administration officials have discussed attaching the president’s name to Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865
Officials are circulating a list of government sites that could carry the president’s name
www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
Officials are circulating a list of government sites that could carry the president’s name
www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
www.ms.now
September 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Dems should publicly come out and say, we are not going to waste our time fighting this, we're focused on the economy. BUT. Here's the exact text of the bill that will be passed Day 1 that removes his name/stink from everything that he touched.
It's adorable. Then you watch it again with sound on.
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
September 21, 2026 at 12:08 PM
It's adorable. Then you watch it again with sound on.
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can we go back in time to when everyone was scared to say re***d pls
this is a relief.
I was worried I was too anodyne or that I hadn't made myself clear enough.
I was worried I was too anodyne or that I hadn't made myself clear enough.
September 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
can we go back in time to when everyone was scared to say re***d pls
I would play this season over and over as ASMR as I work. You know, if juicing viewing metrics is your thing...just saying.
September 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I would play this season over and over as ASMR as I work. You know, if juicing viewing metrics is your thing...just saying.
In Obamacare 2.0 I want it to be illegal to use a non-public algorithm to make coverage decisions. Can't even imagine the horrendous hard coded rules these companies are using. Someone wrote that code, and if I'm going to die because of its output, I should have the right to audit it.
The AI industry wants you to say "the AI just did that thing on its own!"
Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
Like, United Health's AI that's denying a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate? They wanted you to think it's just the AI.
September 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
In Obamacare 2.0 I want it to be illegal to use a non-public algorithm to make coverage decisions. Can't even imagine the horrendous hard coded rules these companies are using. Someone wrote that code, and if I'm going to die because of its output, I should have the right to audit it.
In this vein. I saw this abomination at a gas station and was compelled to try it, if for no other reason than to understand the depths of human depravity that would conjure it.
September 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
In this vein. I saw this abomination at a gas station and was compelled to try it, if for no other reason than to understand the depths of human depravity that would conjure it.
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REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
I resent Stefany Shaheen for making me vote defensively against her instead of for Carleigh Beriont. Nepo-baby entitled bullshit.
September 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I resent Stefany Shaheen for making me vote defensively against her instead of for Carleigh Beriont. Nepo-baby entitled bullshit.
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This stuff is honestly way more damaging to the party’s brand than some twitch streamer
These are the types of fundraising emails spam PACs are blasting out to their lists.
August 29, 2026 at 12:10 PM
This stuff is honestly way more damaging to the party’s brand than some twitch streamer
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Dolly Parton
covers
Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin
covers
Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin
August 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Dolly Parton
covers
Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin
covers
Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin
Never been one to buy a jersey, but getting one with 00 would be pretty sick.
Report: All NHL EBUGs required to wear number 00 this season
Report: All NHL EBUGs required to wear number 00 this season
It appears we still don’t know everything about the new emergency backup goalie rules. As the new rules regarding the EBUGs takes affect with the new collective bargaining agreement for the 2026-27 season, we got our first announcement regarding a team signing an EBUG as the Minnesota Wild signed hockey operations analyst Peter Thome to […]
www.dailyfaceoff.com
August 25, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Never been one to buy a jersey, but getting one with 00 would be pretty sick.
That intersection in Manchester, NH is awful. If you're not pressing the button, you're gonna be dodging cars and causing accidents. Though given his background, maybe we should let Darwinism take its course.
August 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
That intersection in Manchester, NH is awful. If you're not pressing the button, you're gonna be dodging cars and causing accidents. Though given his background, maybe we should let Darwinism take its course.
Seems reminiscent of the reaction to being called weird. Like they have an innate sense that this is a vulnerability.
The pearls are being clutched so hard they're turning into dust.
August 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Seems reminiscent of the reaction to being called weird. Like they have an innate sense that this is a vulnerability.
Anyone else go on summer vacation the only souvenir you but is a pair of skates? Just me?
August 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Anyone else go on summer vacation the only souvenir you but is a pair of skates? Just me?
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With “strong disapprove” polling over half, it’s time for respectable public opinion research organizations to start asking “should Trump go to jail in 2029”
August 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
With “strong disapprove” polling over half, it’s time for respectable public opinion research organizations to start asking “should Trump go to jail in 2029”