hypoderanged anchoress
@lugubriouscreature.bsky.social
she/her
Pinned
you can pet the rat in half-life: alyx
fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife
unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
September 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
fantasizing about enacting glorious violence upon any spider that touches my theoretical wife
unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
unless it's too big and scary a spider :(
just watched beyond the valley of the dolls. if its first two-thirds were like the last, i think it could have possibly surpassed southland tales and freddy got fingered... it's amazing to imagine
September 29, 2026 at 5:55 AM
just watched beyond the valley of the dolls. if its first two-thirds were like the last, i think it could have possibly surpassed southland tales and freddy got fingered... it's amazing to imagine
checking out medical labs you can order
September 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
checking out medical labs you can order
my piss is saltier than goblin piss
September 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
my piss is saltier than goblin piss
hell yeah
September 20, 2026 at 8:28 AM
hell yeah
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this site's dumbest man finds another subject he knows nothing about to confidently opine on
Yes, AIs think. You can read their thoughts as they have them. AI companies hide the AI’s thoughts because other AI companies might read them and use those thoughts to train their own AIs. This is all very strange and astonishing science fiction territory but it’s real.
Oh, they "think," do they?
September 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
this site's dumbest man finds another subject he knows nothing about to confidently opine on
insane how much volkish ideology has been getting mainstreamed by liberals
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“As white non-Hispanic Americans inch closer to becoming a minority, the mores and manners of the country’s rural working-class increasingly offer a source of authenticity,” Matthew Schmitz writes.
“As white non-Hispanic Americans inch closer to becoming a minority, the mores and manners of the country’s rural working-class increasingly offer a source of authenticity,” Matthew Schmitz writes.
Opinion | Ella Langley. ‘Landman.’ The Rural Vibe Shift Is Real.
Social marginalization means something different today.
nyti.ms
September 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
insane how much volkish ideology has been getting mainstreamed by liberals
cuddling gifs
September 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
cuddling gifs
had a really nice dream where the southern states fell to internal revolts (very quickly since raccoon meat was the only export they could use to try sustaining themselves) and then the united states promptly stopped being awful
September 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
had a really nice dream where the southern states fell to internal revolts (very quickly since raccoon meat was the only export they could use to try sustaining themselves) and then the united states promptly stopped being awful
need
Lesbian Kissing 4Hrs
August 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
need
been pondering this, and no. if there was a third thing there would be three or four of them.
is it a coincidence that there is one dick per dick and two balls per balls?
August 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
been pondering this, and no. if there was a third thing there would be three or four of them.
it's so nice to see journalists learn you can never judge a book by its contents or front cover :)
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
August 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
it's so nice to see journalists learn you can never judge a book by its contents or front cover :)
why is there an animal called a skink?? i hate nature for not giving them a better name!
August 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
why is there an animal called a skink?? i hate nature for not giving them a better name!
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More people need to watch this movie
August 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
More people need to watch this movie
telling pickup truck drivers they have the bottomest of vehicles due to their ability to handle the most bikes, motorcycles, etc. at once
August 7, 2026 at 11:07 AM
telling pickup truck drivers they have the bottomest of vehicles due to their ability to handle the most bikes, motorcycles, etc. at once
i think creatures could kick the asses of critters almost anytime
August 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
i think creatures could kick the asses of critters almost anytime
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this goblin is just living in peace. you do not have to block him.
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
this goblin is just living in peace. you do not have to block him.
patient at ER: doctor, my blood pressure and pulse have been fluctuating wildly. i nearly fainted today for no reason.
doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure.
patient: *waits five hours*
nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.
doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure.
patient: *waits five hours*
nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.
July 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
patient at ER: doctor, my blood pressure and pulse have been fluctuating wildly. i nearly fainted today for no reason.
doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure.
patient: *waits five hours*
nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.
doctor: that sounds concerning. we will not measure your pulse or blood pressure.
patient: *waits five hours*
nurse: you just have fatigue, go away.
this is a good point and now i want to break their brains faster
i'm sympathetic to the trans people out there who are like "i just want to live and to feel normal" but i really think we should be taking credit for breaking these guys' brains. they're mush. they're not coming back from this.
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
July 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
this is a good point and now i want to break their brains faster
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PATIENT: hi, i have signs of a rare medical condition.
DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.
DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.
July 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
PATIENT: hi, i have signs of a rare medical condition.
DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.
DOCTOR: well that can't be true because it's rare. i don't know how to help you, go away.
training my breasts to be more aerodynamic
July 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
training my breasts to be more aerodynamic
i think it would have been really fun to stab julius caesar
June 27, 2026 at 6:07 AM
i think it would have been really fun to stab julius caesar
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
my politics