Dapper Dan Man
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Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Did Fleury forget AJ Barner exists? Should have been two straight Barnyards
September 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Did Fleury forget AJ Barner exists? Should have been two straight Barnyards
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The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes.
Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
September 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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All I ask is for political journalists to get merely as angry about this as they did when Obama tried to move Fox News's seat to the second row in the WH briefing room.
shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel said the agency that regulates television "threatened" the show and that an interview with James Talarico, the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in Texas, will not air on television but on YouTube. https://to.pbs.org/4h1MubS
September 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
All I ask is for political journalists to get merely as angry about this as they did when Obama tried to move Fox News's seat to the second row in the WH briefing room.
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if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
if this was in an evangelical movie about the antichrist you'd think it'd be a bit much
Does this game look awful for anyone else? My TV is artifacting so bad the ball just disappears in air.
September 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Does this game look awful for anyone else? My TV is artifacting so bad the ball just disappears in air.
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Leonard Williams, certified Wife Guy.
September 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Leonard Williams, certified Wife Guy.
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For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
heartlandsignal.com
September 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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the approach shot golf swing celly really cements this as the GOAT punt
September 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
the approach shot golf swing celly really cements this as the GOAT punt
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"The unpopular President calls upon government regulators of the media to make the bad polls disappear" is a statement that can only possibly describe an authoritarian regime.
The US President calls on the FCC to do something about polls he finds uncomfortable.
August 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
"The unpopular President calls upon government regulators of the media to make the bad polls disappear" is a statement that can only possibly describe an authoritarian regime.
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Speaking in my personal capacity, what a goddamn embarrassment
This dude is losing his mind.
Can’t win a war but obsesses in AI like the unhinged boomer he is
Can’t win a war but obsesses in AI like the unhinged boomer he is
August 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Speaking in my personal capacity, what a goddamn embarrassment
Myers caught the Blair Walsh disease uh oh.
August 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Myers caught the Blair Walsh disease uh oh.
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In which @kenjennings.bsky.social captures the essence of Mariners fandom in 50 seconds
August 27, 2026 at 6:04 PM
In which @kenjennings.bsky.social captures the essence of Mariners fandom in 50 seconds
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“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
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August 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
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the american paradox
August 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
the american paradox
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Christopher Nolan has gone TOO FAR with this woke casting.
July 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Christopher Nolan has gone TOO FAR with this woke casting.
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The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
July 19, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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I have long joked, only half joked really, that US immigration policy should be to strip mine the world for talent. And that's about what it was!
WE HAD THE WHOLE PLANET DOING OPERATION PAPERCLIP ON THEMSELVES! FOR FREE! NOT EVEN FOR FREE, WE MADE THEM PAY US TO DO IT! “THANK YOU FOR STEALING OUR BEST CHILDREN, AMERICA”, THEY WERE SAYING, “CAN WE ALSO GIVE YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BESIDES”! YOU! STUPID! BITCH!
July 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I have long joked, only half joked really, that US immigration policy should be to strip mine the world for talent. And that's about what it was!
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Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.
Kalshi Will Offer Sports-Style Betting on Drug Trial Results
Kalshi Inc. is expanding in biotechnology by offering wagers on the outcomes of clinical trials and regulatory decisions, giving traders a more direct way to bet on key industry catalysts.
www.bloomberg.com
July 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.
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I'd like to see someone start making the case for actual military discipline. Like, soldiers are supposed to follow orders and comport themselves professionally. Letting them just do whatever they want probably isn't great when it's time for combat.
Reader, I checked and checked again, and this is Secretary Hegseth’s actual account
July 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I'd like to see someone start making the case for actual military discipline. Like, soldiers are supposed to follow orders and comport themselves professionally. Letting them just do whatever they want probably isn't great when it's time for combat.
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Just what I want to hear about the people whose salaries I pay.
Tim Scott pays tribute to Lindsey Graham: "They played golf together more than any other two folks in public office at any time I think in history"
July 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Just what I want to hear about the people whose salaries I pay.
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If we had even a halfway functional democracy this guy would be removed from office within 48 hours for withholding disaster aid to punish opposition strongholds. Unreal.
Trump denied disaster aid to four Democratic-led states. Yet two days earlier, he had approved FEMA disaster aid for six Republican-led states.
The move is raising questions about whether he’s injecting political motivations into emergency management decisions.
The move is raising questions about whether he’s injecting political motivations into emergency management decisions.
Trump denies disaster aid for 4 Democratic-led states
The move deepens what Democrats say is the president's politicization of federal emergency management decisions.
www.politico.com
July 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If we had even a halfway functional democracy this guy would be removed from office within 48 hours for withholding disaster aid to punish opposition strongholds. Unreal.