Markasashi
@markasashi.bsky.social
Disruptive Kicking Enthusiast
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I did a half marathon with Mitch McConnell today. Relax, he’s fine.
July 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I did a half marathon with Mitch McConnell today. Relax, he’s fine.
US got shutdown like the strait of hormuz
Good
Good
July 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
US got shutdown like the strait of hormuz
Good
Good
Half dead bitch boi alert lol
WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her"
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads
"You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her"
"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads
June 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Half dead bitch boi alert lol
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Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
May 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
Jeez, just take some karate lessons.
Hey fellas. Would you respect me more if my balls looked like two swollen cantaloupes?
May 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Jeez, just take some karate lessons.
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
April 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
March 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
Is he trying to hypnotize people into thinking gas is a dollar?
February 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Is he trying to hypnotize people into thinking gas is a dollar?
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MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
Looks like a Sammy Davis Jr. Halloween costume
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Looks like a Sammy Davis Jr. Halloween costume
He’s got thin skin and thin blood. Someone poke a little hole in him.
Dr. Jonathan Reiner on CNN ticks through all the evidence we have that something has changed for the worse with Trump's health since October that the White House is covering up
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
He’s got thin skin and thin blood. Someone poke a little hole in him.
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Agree or disagree?
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Agree or disagree?
Pretty clear that admission to Epstein island included submission of kompromat so damaging you’d never consider flipping. Buckle up.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Pretty clear that admission to Epstein island included submission of kompromat so damaging you’d never consider flipping. Buckle up.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Chicago - no kings
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Chicago - no kings
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Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
October 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education
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Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
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Pritzker is right. They want to normalize troops in cities so they can steal every election just like Putin does.
October 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pritzker is right. They want to normalize troops in cities so they can steal every election just like Putin does.
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Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.