Reposted by Mark Gessner
I want Kristen Welker to solemnly read one of the "my man" threads to Jamie Raskin and ask him to denounce them one by one.
"Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?"
"Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?"
September 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I want Kristen Welker to solemnly read one of the "my man" threads to Jamie Raskin and ask him to denounce them one by one.
"Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?"
"Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?"
I feel like this is a verrrrry @raxkingisdead.bsky.social coded skeet and I love it even more because of that.
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I feel like this is a verrrrry @raxkingisdead.bsky.social coded skeet and I love it even more because of that.
Reposted by Mark Gessner
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
Reposted by Mark Gessner
I think he is a goat fucker.
August 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I think he is a goat fucker.
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
Her trying to push through like a pro and just can't do it so she hides. Too good
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
August 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 😆
Reposted by Mark Gessner
Hilarious Cat 😸 Photobombs
August 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Hilarious Cat 😸 Photobombs
I had the dream again: If I get to 100 straight Wordles solved it will happen. My streak is at 23 right now. That means it would happen kind of close to the midterms. Can you imagine.
CAN. YOU. IMAGINE.
CAN. YOU. IMAGINE.
August 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I had the dream again: If I get to 100 straight Wordles solved it will happen. My streak is at 23 right now. That means it would happen kind of close to the midterms. Can you imagine.
CAN. YOU. IMAGINE.
CAN. YOU. IMAGINE.
When he is finally, at long goddamn last, out of public life one of the things I will miss the least is his stupid fucking hair.
July 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
When he is finally, at long goddamn last, out of public life one of the things I will miss the least is his stupid fucking hair.
I am so stoked Spain won. I love that our leaking garbage bag of a president got booed. And I will miss the awesome games, underdog stories, and the fun videos of foreign fans trying American foods for the first time and loving them. And learning that most Americans don't suck.🙂
July 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I am so stoked Spain won. I love that our leaking garbage bag of a president got booed. And I will miss the awesome games, underdog stories, and the fun videos of foreign fans trying American foods for the first time and loving them. And learning that most Americans don't suck.🙂
Reposted by Mark Gessner
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
July 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Reposted by Mark Gessner
If you didn’t see a book immediately, that’s why we are friends
July 14, 2026 at 9:23 PM
If you didn’t see a book immediately, that’s why we are friends
Fucking 10/10. Magnificent.
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
July 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Fucking 10/10. Magnificent.
I'm not a conspiracy person generally. But juuuust after a recently deceased Senator spearheaded Russian sanctions and just after he returned from Ukraine (quite near Russia) he succumbed to a "brief and sudden illness."
July 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I'm not a conspiracy person generally. But juuuust after a recently deceased Senator spearheaded Russian sanctions and just after he returned from Ukraine (quite near Russia) he succumbed to a "brief and sudden illness."
I have never rooted so hard for someone to fall down the steps of a plane.
July 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I have never rooted so hard for someone to fall down the steps of a plane.
Thaaaaat's enough internet for today, I think.
Temporary absolution to win an election, with guaranteed accountability once we achieve our goals. Nobody wants rape or a rapist to go without being accountable. You make the bastard work to make amends. Sometimes that means making them a Senator and forcing them to do good.
July 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Thaaaaat's enough internet for today, I think.
Reposted by Mark Gessner
What are the chances!
July 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
What are the chances!
See? I fuckin' KNEW he was still alive. 😒
I met up with Mitch McConnell today and we beatboxed for twenty minutes.
July 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
See? I fuckin' KNEW he was still alive. 😒
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes.
July 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes.
Reposted by Mark Gessner
Reposted by Mark Gessner
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show!
Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
July 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show!
Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
Reposted by Mark Gessner
It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy.
June 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy.
Reposted by Mark Gessner
Reposted by Mark Gessner
June 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by Mark Gessner
