Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [Lemon Huzzy Era]
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
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a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
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I'm black, btw
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
Remembering the time I did a BG3 campaign as a Githyanki monk named Ke'ith, and smiling
It's so fucking funny playing a Githyanki because Lae'zel constantly berates you for not being as dedicated to your studies as she is so that she can still explain Githyanki shit to the player.
It's so fucking funny playing a Githyanki because Lae'zel constantly berates you for not being as dedicated to your studies as she is so that she can still explain Githyanki shit to the player.
September 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Remembering the time I did a BG3 campaign as a Githyanki monk named Ke'ith, and smiling
It's so fucking funny playing a Githyanki because Lae'zel constantly berates you for not being as dedicated to your studies as she is so that she can still explain Githyanki shit to the player.
It's so fucking funny playing a Githyanki because Lae'zel constantly berates you for not being as dedicated to your studies as she is so that she can still explain Githyanki shit to the player.
Imagine spending 30-something posts talking about how no one is perfect, even Hitler, and then declaring that Stalin was a monster with no qualifiers or nuance.
Certainly, we don't think that Hitler winning the WWII would be a good outcome, right?
However, what if Hitler died, after invading Russia successfully and getting rid of Stalin?
Nobody went after Stalin among the allies, even they should. Stalin was a monster.
However, what if Hitler died, after invading Russia successfully and getting rid of Stalin?
Nobody went after Stalin among the allies, even they should. Stalin was a monster.
September 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Imagine spending 30-something posts talking about how no one is perfect, even Hitler, and then declaring that Stalin was a monster with no qualifiers or nuance.
They keep the fucking encryption key on the cameras
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
They keep the fucking encryption key on the cameras
99% of the submissions so far are pure shitposts and it's glorious
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
99% of the submissions so far are pure shitposts and it's glorious
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A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers
It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
A Philly family bought their first home thanks to reparations from Quakers in Germantown
Green Street Friends Meeting, a Quaker congregation in Germantown, pledged to spend $50,000 a year for 10 years as part of its reparations work. It’s helping Black Philadelphians become homeowners.
www.inquirer.com
September 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
A Philadelphia family just bought their first home with a $10,000 first-time homebuyer grant funded by a group of Quakers
It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
It’s part of the congregation’s racial justice plan to redistribute wealth to Black residents in the Germantown area as a form of reparations
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
He's so fucking stupid, he doesn't even understand panpsychism. Panpsychism isn't "everything is conscious" it asserts that everything in the natural world is a part of a greater consciousness.
September 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
He's so fucking stupid, he doesn't even understand panpsychism. Panpsychism isn't "everything is conscious" it asserts that everything in the natural world is a part of a greater consciousness.
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As COVID-19 cases continue to increase, it's important to know accurate information about COVID-19 in order to protect yourself and others! Get the facts about common myths, and take steps to protect yourself and others.
September 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
As COVID-19 cases continue to increase, it's important to know accurate information about COVID-19 in order to protect yourself and others! Get the facts about common myths, and take steps to protect yourself and others.
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*trying to tell you to quit your cowardice* stop being such a *remembers as a feminist I should not disparage women’s genitals* such a *remembers many women have dicks* such a *thinks of something women shouldn’t have* Stop being such a boyfriend.
September 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
*trying to tell you to quit your cowardice* stop being such a *remembers as a feminist I should not disparage women’s genitals* such a *remembers many women have dicks* such a *thinks of something women shouldn’t have* Stop being such a boyfriend.
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watched Coyote vs. ACME, it was very silly and cute and fun
September 16, 2026 at 8:46 AM
watched Coyote vs. ACME, it was very silly and cute and fun
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remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
As politicians condemn Hasan Piker's visit to the University of Texas, the student group that invited him is speaking out.
UT Democrats accuse school of 'shadow cancelling' event
As politicians condemn Hasan Piker's visit to the University of Texas, the student group that invited him is speaking out.
bit.ly
September 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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It’s Swan Boy ‘n Cassie!
September 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It’s Swan Boy ‘n Cassie!
The big fight in Captain America Civil War should've happened in a Waffle House parking lot at 3AM
September 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The big fight in Captain America Civil War should've happened in a Waffle House parking lot at 3AM
i'm going to be 100% realistic with all of you, if you call yourself a leftist but refuse to say communist, i don't fucking trust you
September 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
i'm going to be 100% realistic with all of you, if you call yourself a leftist but refuse to say communist, i don't fucking trust you
Ed Sheeran looks like he eats frogs raw
September 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Ed Sheeran looks like he eats frogs raw
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They should make a ska rhythm action game where you have to move on the off beat
September 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
They should make a ska rhythm action game where you have to move on the off beat
The fact that people would rather have a dead dog than an autistic dog should be classified as animal abuse, but parents torture and sometimes kill their autistic children and get away with it because their autistic children are basically animals to them so I don't have high hopes
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
September 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The fact that people would rather have a dead dog than an autistic dog should be classified as animal abuse, but parents torture and sometimes kill their autistic children and get away with it because their autistic children are basically animals to them so I don't have high hopes
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Happy 57th to the talking dog
September 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Happy 57th to the talking dog
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Ed Sheeran getting his ass kicked by Ms. Rachel, you don’t come back from that bro
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ed Sheeran getting his ass kicked by Ms. Rachel, you don’t come back from that bro
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Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks.
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers!
boycottstarbucks.net
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
boycottstarbucks.net
September 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
September 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
IMPORTANT: Neverwinter Nights Enhanced Digital Deluxe Edition is on sale on GOG for fucking 90% off! That's $70 worth of the base game and all DLC for less than $7 bucks!
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition Digital Deluxe Edition 90% off | GOG.COM
Includes: Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition Neverwinter Nights: Infinite Dungeons Neve
www.gog.com
September 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
IMPORTANT: Neverwinter Nights Enhanced Digital Deluxe Edition is on sale on GOG for fucking 90% off! That's $70 worth of the base game and all DLC for less than $7 bucks!