mattitations
@mattitations.bsky.social
nobody wants to berserk anymore.
hooray for books, baseball, and nice people!
hooray for books, baseball, and nice people!
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mattitations
@mattitations.bsky.social
· Jun 10
I’m really bad about finishing books, even ones I enjoy. so in an effort to finish more books, I’m going to post an accountability thread of books I’ve finished this year.
I screwed up this thread a while back so I’m going to restart it here
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Despite all my rage, I’m still
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Despite all my rage, I’m still
I am the walrus, your honor. may it please the court, coocoo cachoo.
September 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I am the walrus, your honor. may it please the court, coocoo cachoo.
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Protests have erupted in Austin, Texas after ICE shot 29 year old Wilber
Rafael Garces Perez.
Rafael Garces Perez.
September 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Protests have erupted in Austin, Texas after ICE shot 29 year old Wilber
Rafael Garces Perez.
Rafael Garces Perez.
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FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS
September 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
FUCK YES IT'S A GODDAMN DECORATIVE GOURD MOTHERFUCKERS
did anyone tell cj stroud he has a game today?
okay cj let’s see if we can remember how to score a touchdown. or did you use them all up last week?
September 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
did anyone tell cj stroud he has a game today?
okay cj let’s see if we can remember how to score a touchdown. or did you use them all up last week?
September 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
okay cj let’s see if we can remember how to score a touchdown. or did you use them all up last week?
just thinking about how if obama had torn down the east wing one weekend when he thought no one would notice, fox news would have called for his summary [redacted]
September 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
just thinking about how if obama had torn down the east wing one weekend when he thought no one would notice, fox news would have called for his summary [redacted]
this is central texas fairgrounds and 4-H club erasure
September 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
this is central texas fairgrounds and 4-H club erasure
uh what are you doing, a&m?
September 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
uh what are you doing, a&m?
I ❤️ our beautiful boy
Before Mauricio Dubón's first plate appearance at Daikin Park, Christian Vázquez stepped in front of home plate in order for the crowd to give him a longer ovation. Dubón doffed his helmet.
September 19, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I ❤️ our beautiful boy
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RIP 🕯️🪶
“Chipped notes of birdsong descend from the trees, tuneful and broken; the notes pile about me like leaves."
~Annie Dillard
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
“Chipped notes of birdsong descend from the trees, tuneful and broken; the notes pile about me like leaves."
~Annie Dillard
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
bird by bird
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
RIP 🕯️🪶
“Chipped notes of birdsong descend from the trees, tuneful and broken; the notes pile about me like leaves."
~Annie Dillard
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
“Chipped notes of birdsong descend from the trees, tuneful and broken; the notes pile about me like leaves."
~Annie Dillard
Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
it's friday, baby
September 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
it's friday, baby
joe lo arriving at daikin:
September 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
joe lo arriving at daikin:
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PLEASE EMBRACE THE TORTURE NEXUS, SAY TORTURE NEXUS RENTIERS
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
PLEASE EMBRACE THE TORTURE NEXUS, SAY TORTURE NEXUS RENTIERS
YORRDDDAAAAANNNNNN!!
September 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
YORRDDDAAAAANNNNNN!!
absolutely disappointed but I cannot stress enough how much of a dumbass 20-year-old matt was
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
absolutely disappointed but I cannot stress enough how much of a dumbass 20-year-old matt was
I have to admit something: when I was young, I vaguely thought martha stewart owned martha’s vineyard
September 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I have to admit something: when I was young, I vaguely thought martha stewart owned martha’s vineyard
bird by bird
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
bird by bird
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
I’ve reached the age where everything I like gives me indigestion, which is the body’s way of saying hey stop that
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve reached the age where everything I like gives me indigestion, which is the body’s way of saying hey stop that
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but one day, you will pull a loose book from a bookshelf and that hidden door will finally open for you.
September 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but one day, you will pull a loose book from a bookshelf and that hidden door will finally open for you.
“these are deep waters, jeeves.”
“precisely, sir.”
—jeeves and the impending doom
“precisely, sir.”
—jeeves and the impending doom
September 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
“these are deep waters, jeeves.”
“precisely, sir.”
—jeeves and the impending doom
“precisely, sir.”
—jeeves and the impending doom
I guarantee I will be singing this tomorrow morning
And one for the dogs, a walking song to I Got Rhythm:
I’ve got house keys,
I’ve got poop bags,
I’ve got [dog’s name]
Who could ask for anything more?
We’ll go walking
Dog goes sniffing
We get steps in
Who could ask for anything more!
I’ve got house keys,
I’ve got poop bags,
I’ve got [dog’s name]
Who could ask for anything more?
We’ll go walking
Dog goes sniffing
We get steps in
Who could ask for anything more!
September 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I guarantee I will be singing this tomorrow morning