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Mikey in DFW
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“DEMONSTRATE ALL YOU WANT...” - Len Elmore

Tar Heels, Boise, CFB, & the Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes.
#BringBackHomeWhites
BBQ ≠ social event.
Dad broke kayfabe on me when I was 4.
My wife is scheduling my next vacation right now.
#ElbowsUp
Pinned
Whole lotta Canes folks followed me and that’s awesome. You guys are GREAT.

But please #TakeWarning: I’m gonna hate on North Carolina State almost as hard as I hate on Duke and that comes with my territory.
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Like I was saying…
“Jared Curtis time.” - Jared Curtis
Vandy with the ball, down 31-28, 1:58 to go. Jared Curtis time. Get to SEC Network.
September 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
“Jared Curtis time.” - Jared Curtis
Vandy with the ball, down 31-28, 1:58 to go. Jared Curtis time. Get to SEC Network.
September 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
That’s my cue to go shower.
The PA announcer just warned the fans that the severe weather is minutes away.
September 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Fuck Rick Barnes FOREVER.
Fuck Rick Barnes. You've been to the Final Four as much as I have
September 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Fuck Rick Barnes. You've been to the Final Four as much as I have
September 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
*gestures wildly*
It still hasn’t rained here in Clemson. Had they kept playing, the game might be over by now.
September 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This game shoulda been over by now. And instead it’s really gonna see a weather delay.
2 point game with 8 to play, can't wait to see what the network decides to do with the game.
September 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Give McAfee Jim Cantore’s beat and maybe he’ll actually get blow away by a hurricane.
ESPN should just acquire The Weather Channel at this point.
September 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If they don’t get this game resumed, they’re REALLY going to have a weather delay with that cell in the north.
OH NO, LIGHTNING!!!
September 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This call reeks of malicious compliance.
THICC SIX FOR THE BUCKEYES

And the most monotone Gus Johnson call
September 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Dumbest Carolina weather delay since February 12, 2014.

That one was dumb for VERY different reasons.
September 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
OH NO, LIGHTNING!!!
September 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
You gotta be fucking kidding me with this weather delay.
September 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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#UNC's last 5 drives:

3 plays, 6 yards, punt, 2:03
4 plays, 25 yards, punt, 1:56
1 play, 10 yards, fumble, 0:07
6 plays, 22 yards, punt, 2:52
3 plays, -1 yard, punt, 2:09
September 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Well, here we go, Tar Heels…
September 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If I’ve learned anything from watching this clown ass program for like 35 years, it’s this:

Carolina Football ruins everything.
man UNC y'all fucking up what could've been a fun afternoon
September 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Carolina Football is Carolina Footballing.
UNC defense letting Clemson off the hook!
September 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Clemson continues to settle because Dabo didn't bring his own guts.
September 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
About that…
Annnnnnnd there goes Clemson’s momentum…
September 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The spread for the game they’re airing on Fox is greater than the attendance/capacity percentage for the London game.
Only Fox would put a B1G-MAC blowout in what it advertises as the biggest, best window of a college football Saturday instead of the first FBS game played in London that it also has the rights to and sent its pregame show to.
September 19, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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Only Fox would put a B1G-MAC blowout in what it advertises as the biggest, best window of a college football Saturday instead of the first FBS game played in London that it also has the rights to and sent its pregame show to.
September 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Annnnnnnd there goes Clemson’s momentum…
September 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Carolina absolutely needed points on that last drive that began in Clemson territory.
Can’t let them get a TD before half. Should be up more than we are
September 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Remember when Clemson was a lock for the Super League?
there's "give him more time because he gave us a lot" credit and then there's "he no longer knows how to do this" bankruptcy
September 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM