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THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING
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great indoorsman
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i think about this post all the time. you might too
September 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test https://theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-highway-chase-to-road-test/
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Played the original Splinter Cell on the Steam deck tonight, Sam Fisher was handing out concussions like Vontaze Burfict out there
September 25, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Enjoying a fine coke of cola
September 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The chief executive officer of the most important company in the world is not currently competent to stand trial. Thats probably fine
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?”

Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
September 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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that someone spent time doing this is truly admirable. bravo
September 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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thank god i found it again
March 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Buddy emailed me today saying the fbi seized his phone as part of an investigation into some guy he used to be friends with, so I’m doing my part by texting pictures of kash patel with googly eyes to his phone
September 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
if this means i dont have to pay back my student loans im ok with it
September 23, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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pulling up to the drive thru window with such speed that i spook the attendant and she reflexively draws her big iron and fans the hammer into my vehicle and completely airs me out
September 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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pee is stored in tremendous underground salt caverns
September 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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needing to poop at work = punishment for what happened in the garden of eden
September 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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super intelligence is a great start but we should also acknowledge it's the best to ever do it, i suggest we call it GOATSI
September 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
September 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i clicked this link and it just took me to a photo of you
September 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff
September 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
September 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Never lose your keys again
September 19, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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September 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
September 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?

REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM