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I just want to make sure everyone is aware of this. US and non-US fanta taste exactly the same and anyone who claims otherwise is a paid actor
October 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I just want to make sure everyone is aware of this. US and non-US fanta taste exactly the same and anyone who claims otherwise is a paid actor
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter For Tax Purposes
In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
October 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter For Tax Purposes
I'm the guy who waits to launch fireworks until the emotional climax of a summer festival chapter
October 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'm the guy who waits to launch fireworks until the emotional climax of a summer festival chapter
if my brain gets wiped i will get my memory back by looking at the pinned messages in my discord channels
Gravity Falls
A good mystery is more than a big unexpected twist. It's one that holds up when you see it from start to end. There's not gonna be anything like waiting and theorizing for months between episodes, but even now seeing it mostly back to back, it still feels just as great. What a show.
A good mystery is more than a big unexpected twist. It's one that holds up when you see it from start to end. There's not gonna be anything like waiting and theorizing for months between episodes, but even now seeing it mostly back to back, it still feels just as great. What a show.
October 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
if my brain gets wiped i will get my memory back by looking at the pinned messages in my discord channels
drinking the liar liar potion and clocking in for my shift as the court stenographer
84. Stand by Me Doraemon
This movie explains a lot about Monokuma.
This movie explains a lot about Monokuma.
October 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
drinking the liar liar potion and clocking in for my shift as the court stenographer
i used to use the oxford comma as a child. what happened to me? where did i change paths on the road of life
October 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
i used to use the oxford comma as a child. what happened to me? where did i change paths on the road of life
tier lists
October 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
tier lists
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I'm the guy giving two free event tickets to tertiary characters to pass along to the main couple in romance dramas
September 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'm the guy giving two free event tickets to tertiary characters to pass along to the main couple in romance dramas
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watched coyote vs acme
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
September 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
watched coyote vs acme
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eventually one starts to notice how often the pushback against legitimately concerning trends is co-opted by ghouls who only care about having their own aesthetic preferences validated by the public
I do hate that everyone is like “wow the oot remake looks like genAI” like you can just say it looks bad without pissing and shitting on a bunch of actual devs and artists
September 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
eventually one starts to notice how often the pushback against legitimately concerning trends is co-opted by ghouls who only care about having their own aesthetic preferences validated by the public
![screenshot from aniguessr.com reading:
GUESS THE ANIME
Round 3 (Hard)
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it's insane that one of the best singleplayer games made by nintendo is dlc for an otherwise dead multiplayer game
September 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
it's insane that one of the best singleplayer games made by nintendo is dlc for an otherwise dead multiplayer game
everyone at game freak involved with anything garchomp related since gen 6 should be arrested for elder abuse
Serebii Update: It has been confirmed that Pokémon Champions is to add Z Mega Evolutions
serebii.net/index2.shtml
serebii.net/index2.shtml
August 31, 2026 at 1:59 PM
everyone at game freak involved with anything garchomp related since gen 6 should be arrested for elder abuse
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I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
August 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I wonder if sisyphus ever found a way to have fun with or even sexualize his boulder
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found this on my phone tryin to find another thing and lost my mind in the kinda laughter that caused my roommate to come into the living room and go “we good, boss?” because she thought i was crying
August 25, 2026 at 4:28 AM
found this on my phone tryin to find another thing and lost my mind in the kinda laughter that caused my roommate to come into the living room and go “we good, boss?” because she thought i was crying
when i was in party finder for hades ex mount farming last week within 5 minutes of setting up the party i got a tell from someone saying they already unlocked landerwaffe. this is how i learned that people who answer amazon product questions with "I don't know" are capable of playing ffxiv
August 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
when i was in party finder for hades ex mount farming last week within 5 minutes of setting up the party i got a tell from someone saying they already unlocked landerwaffe. this is how i learned that people who answer amazon product questions with "I don't know" are capable of playing ffxiv
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Presented with the flesh of the gods, she yet wears a false mouth that can eat nothing. Stand proud, Michelle, for you are a worthy Doremi
August 23, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Presented with the flesh of the gods, she yet wears a false mouth that can eat nothing. Stand proud, Michelle, for you are a worthy Doremi