Merky
@merky.bsky.social
Luxuriating, watching my little shows, and listening to my little books.
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Y'all ever have someone get on your nerves so much that even the sound of them biting into a potato chip makes you want to 🥊 🥊 🥊
July 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Y'all ever have someone get on your nerves so much that even the sound of them biting into a potato chip makes you want to 🥊 🥊 🥊
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I don’t think we appreciate Zendaya & Tom Holland enough for slipping off quietly, getting married in front of close friends & family, and keeping it to themselves, keeping the media from turning it into an unavoidable circus of a media holiday.
This post is unrelated to anything else. Swear.
This post is unrelated to anything else. Swear.
July 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I don’t think we appreciate Zendaya & Tom Holland enough for slipping off quietly, getting married in front of close friends & family, and keeping it to themselves, keeping the media from turning it into an unavoidable circus of a media holiday.
This post is unrelated to anything else. Swear.
This post is unrelated to anything else. Swear.
Do cheeseburgers help with migraines?
July 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Do cheeseburgers help with migraines?
Ahh damn! I forgot to bring my movie hoodie to the movies! *sigh*
March 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ahh damn! I forgot to bring my movie hoodie to the movies! *sigh*
If this dumb mofo in charge wants to do one thing that we all can agree on, he'd go ahead and end thus Daylight Savings bull shit.
March 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If this dumb mofo in charge wants to do one thing that we all can agree on, he'd go ahead and end thus Daylight Savings bull shit.
Not Ridiculousness popping up on Netflix now that MTV is no more. It's like we can't escape it! Who the hell is even still watching that?!?!
February 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Not Ridiculousness popping up on Netflix now that MTV is no more. It's like we can't escape it! Who the hell is even still watching that?!?!
The promotion for this Marty Supreme movie has reached the point of annoyance for me. Give it a fucking rest!
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The promotion for this Marty Supreme movie has reached the point of annoyance for me. Give it a fucking rest!
Google Keep changed the reminder feature to Tasks and I hate everything about this change. And it's hella inaccurate. Now I gotta spend time reprogramming all of my reminders so they are actually reminding me correctly. 🥴
You mofos are always fixing shit that ain't broke. CHANGE IT BACK!!!
You mofos are always fixing shit that ain't broke. CHANGE IT BACK!!!
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Google Keep changed the reminder feature to Tasks and I hate everything about this change. And it's hella inaccurate. Now I gotta spend time reprogramming all of my reminders so they are actually reminding me correctly. 🥴
You mofos are always fixing shit that ain't broke. CHANGE IT BACK!!!
You mofos are always fixing shit that ain't broke. CHANGE IT BACK!!!
Don't piss me off today.
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Don't piss me off today.
Speaker phone in an open office is diabolical. Especially this time of year.
December 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Speaker phone in an open office is diabolical. Especially this time of year.
Opened this app to terrible news. I'll be back tomorrow.
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Opened this app to terrible news. I'll be back tomorrow.
Ass hole bahvior is running rampent today.
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Ass hole bahvior is running rampent today.
Not 50's people reaching out to Sean Comb's momma to ask if she beat Sean or not! WOW 🤣 #SeanCombsTheReckoning
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not 50's people reaching out to Sean Comb's momma to ask if she beat Sean or not! WOW 🤣 #SeanCombsTheReckoning
Do I need to see a Broadway version of Some Like It Hot? I kinda wanna go.
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do I need to see a Broadway version of Some Like It Hot? I kinda wanna go.
It smells like a hot dog burp at the workplace. My fuse is short today, and the day is giving me all of the reasons.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It smells like a hot dog burp at the workplace. My fuse is short today, and the day is giving me all of the reasons.
Coworker keeps singing "I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine" repeatedly. She doesn't know how close to danger she really is right now. I'm set to pop!
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Coworker keeps singing "I got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine" repeatedly. She doesn't know how close to danger she really is right now. I'm set to pop!
Oooooo y'all active tonight.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oooooo y'all active tonight.
The "Reply All" Bandit strikes again!
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The "Reply All" Bandit strikes again!
Why in the fuck is Chris Paul at this fucking reunion??? #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindreunion
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Why in the fuck is Chris Paul at this fucking reunion??? #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindreunion
They had budget to have a live musical artist perform, but not enough money to actually vet the cast? #loveisblind #loveisblindreunion
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
They had budget to have a live musical artist perform, but not enough money to actually vet the cast? #loveisblind #loveisblindreunion
Shaun King is still out there spouting bull?
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Shaun King is still out there spouting bull?