Merlin Warthog
@merlinwarthog.bsky.social
Custodian of The Magic Horse. Owns a few records. Elephant location specialist. Addicted to music and curry. He's hardly ever on the phone (could be a lie).
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Merlin Warthog
@merlinwarthog.bsky.social
· May 10
Confirmation provided by @rallsorts.bsky.social, as if any confirmation was required....
#Twitch #Music #Streaming #Stairs #ProfessionalStreamerEndorsement #Wolves #TwoDampBadgers
#Twitch #Music #Streaming #Stairs #ProfessionalStreamerEndorsement #Wolves #TwoDampBadgers
We need more of this sort of advertising.
This is glorious.
This is glorious.
I, and I cannot stress this enough, loves me county (AND this is more effective advertising than ten thousand AI generated flyers)
October 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We need more of this sort of advertising.
This is glorious.
This is glorious.
This clip is always worth sharing - and not just because it refers to a horse...
Superbly executed, wonderfully done...
HORSE!
Superbly executed, wonderfully done...
HORSE!
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
September 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This clip is always worth sharing - and not just because it refers to a horse...
Superbly executed, wonderfully done...
HORSE!
Superbly executed, wonderfully done...
HORSE!
There could well be courses analysing why this is so funny, and giving serious explanations for the ensuing laughter....
It could just be funny, there is that...
It could just be funny, there is that...
September 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
There could well be courses analysing why this is so funny, and giving serious explanations for the ensuing laughter....
It could just be funny, there is that...
It could just be funny, there is that...
Superb nonsense.
@danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
@danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
in this week's newsletter! I didn't have phone internet in Beijing so instead I wrote down every single nonsense English slogan I saw on people's t-shirts, and it may be my magnum opus: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/some-beiji... [free to read!]
September 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Superb nonsense.
@danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
@danbecks.bsky.social I quite like "If the hear sunny, stay focus". I think you should include it in a motivational e-mail to your staff. I'm not sure what the fifth one is even supposed to be....
The world needs more of this sort of silliness.
IMHO
However, I am correct...
IMHO
However, I am correct...
September 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The world needs more of this sort of silliness.
IMHO
However, I am correct...
IMHO
However, I am correct...
Once again, The Guardian tackling the important matters of the day, and making tip-top suggestions on how to cope in a world of Cost of Living Crises and the issues affecting us all...
September 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Once again, The Guardian tackling the important matters of the day, and making tip-top suggestions on how to cope in a world of Cost of Living Crises and the issues affecting us all...
Different times...
Certainly different Health and Safety times...
Certainly different Health and Safety times...
Fred works on a chimney and smokes like one too. Best thing you will see today.
September 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Different times...
Certainly different Health and Safety times...
Certainly different Health and Safety times...
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me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
September 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
Days this week, certified by Bert Scroggins :
Cow in a shed Saturday;
Pig in a bath Sunday;
Otter in a box Monday;
Vole in a hole Tuesday;
Mouse in a shoe Wednesday;
Hamster in a blanket Thursday;
Mouse in a house Friday.
These decisions are final.
Cow in a shed Saturday;
Pig in a bath Sunday;
Otter in a box Monday;
Vole in a hole Tuesday;
Mouse in a shoe Wednesday;
Hamster in a blanket Thursday;
Mouse in a house Friday.
These decisions are final.
September 5, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Days this week, certified by Bert Scroggins :
Cow in a shed Saturday;
Pig in a bath Sunday;
Otter in a box Monday;
Vole in a hole Tuesday;
Mouse in a shoe Wednesday;
Hamster in a blanket Thursday;
Mouse in a house Friday.
These decisions are final.
Cow in a shed Saturday;
Pig in a bath Sunday;
Otter in a box Monday;
Vole in a hole Tuesday;
Mouse in a shoe Wednesday;
Hamster in a blanket Thursday;
Mouse in a house Friday.
These decisions are final.
WOLFBERRY WEDNESDAY!
August 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
WOLFBERRY WEDNESDAY!
HORSE!
August 25, 2026 at 2:08 PM
HORSE!
He will not enter in to any debate on this matter. These are the full and final decisions.
Mango Monday
Brussels Tuesday
Wolfberry Wednesday
Tangerine Thursday
Coconut Friday
Strawberry Saturday
Satsuma Sunday
Mango Monday
Brussels Tuesday
Wolfberry Wednesday
Tangerine Thursday
Coconut Friday
Strawberry Saturday
Satsuma Sunday
August 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
He will not enter in to any debate on this matter. These are the full and final decisions.
Mango Monday
Brussels Tuesday
Wolfberry Wednesday
Tangerine Thursday
Coconut Friday
Strawberry Saturday
Satsuma Sunday
Mango Monday
Brussels Tuesday
Wolfberry Wednesday
Tangerine Thursday
Coconut Friday
Strawberry Saturday
Satsuma Sunday
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Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️
Reposted by Merlin Warthog
This sign is so dumb. Hedgehogs can’t drive, and even if they could, they wouldn’t drive fast.
August 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
This sign is so dumb. Hedgehogs can’t drive, and even if they could, they wouldn’t drive fast.
I haven't got any of those eclipse-viewing glasses, I do not have a Ritz cracker to use, or a colander. I have got a calendar though, but apparently if you use one of them to view an eclipse, it can leave you in a days....
August 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I haven't got any of those eclipse-viewing glasses, I do not have a Ritz cracker to use, or a colander. I have got a calendar though, but apparently if you use one of them to view an eclipse, it can leave you in a days....
How was this tracklisting compiled?
Were they on meths?
I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
Were they on meths?
I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
August 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
How was this tracklisting compiled?
Were they on meths?
I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
Were they on meths?
I never thought I'd see Huey Lewis and the News referred to as punk...
Tip-Top Twitch streamers aplenty in multiple-player mayhem
#Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
#Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
Tomorrow afternoon, a bunch of us will be playing The Big Walk by @househouse.com - 12 streamers in one game, what could possibly go wrong?
August 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Tip-Top Twitch streamers aplenty in multiple-player mayhem
#Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
#Twitch #Streaming #Gaming #BigWalk #Horse #Content #FreeFromWolves
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Very wrong, but is it more wrong than @danbecks.bsky.social's suggestion of dressing me up as Jesus, and then us both trooping to church services at Christmas?
August 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Very wrong, but is it more wrong than @danbecks.bsky.social's suggestion of dressing me up as Jesus, and then us both trooping to church services at Christmas?
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What a load of ...
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
August 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
What a load of ...
What an otter imposter....
August 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
What an otter imposter....
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Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
July 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
I think I need to move to Norfolk.
My current locale is far too sensible.
Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
My current locale is far too sensible.
Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
One of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/4
July 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I think I need to move to Norfolk.
My current locale is far too sensible.
Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
My current locale is far too sensible.
Bewilderment is my spiritual home....
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Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.
June 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Very probably the best photo I've ever taken of a 16th Century dovecote with a cow standing in front of it, surrounded by buttercups, looking like she has just dropped a debut album she is thoroughly proud of.