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Left the old bad place.
My heart beats on the left side.
I write stuff at http://metavulture.com

I love birds and typewriters.
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Free @nutsling.bsky.social, banned for posting "ps" lmao I shit you not.
October 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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alright I'm off to bed early so I can get my steps in before the heat. 😴
Since everyone in the northeast is foliage posting here's my ONLY good picture of it.

Taken north of Sonoma County, California, I believe.
October 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
If you yell at service workers we can't be friends.
October 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Look at who I found during a night walk! #owl #bird

They were looking for a snack around 8pm!
October 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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October 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Capitalism is the thief of joy.
September 28, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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[banging on table]

FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK

www.popsci.com/environment/...
The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
www.popsci.com
September 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
And that baby green dragon? Sir Jesus Christ.
pope stepping naked out of his own funeral pyre with a baby green dragon
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Why is getting a medical scan so anxiety inducing the day before? Is it that it's a Friday and so I shall not learn the results until next week?
Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'
ALT: Bird Screaming 'Aaa Ahh'
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:35 AM
September 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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You mean like the 1-2% election that saw Kamala Harris run to the center explicitly to get that imaginary "1-2%" 'Centrist' voters and managed to lose the Popular Vote as a Dem for the first time since John Kerry?
"if the left is that critical, just give us what we want. can't have it both ways"

the thing is, in these 1-2% elections, any number of groups can shake down the coaltion like that—the party can't fully satisfy all of them at the same time
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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🪶Today is International Vulture Awareness Day!

Vultures don’t conform to typical societal beauty standards. I think we need to look beyond outward appearances. Better yet, why not embrace what makes us unique?

#internationalvultureawarenessday #birdart #vultures
September 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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June 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
6 weeks ago an ER visit for lung issues that kicked it off a constant breathing problem, and now I've got an upper respiratory tract infection.

Fuck's sake.

I just want some sleep.
September 4, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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What the fuck did I just read?
No one said you have to feel safe, no one said it's an ideal situation. If one person wants to kill all trans people and all gay people, and the other person wants to kill all trans people but protect all cis gay people, you vote against the killing of all gay people.
September 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
August 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Oh. Y'all is a controversy now?

Y'all'd've been better off not opening the beast. You'd've kept the peace.

Y'all'dn't've'd this trouble if y'all'd've just let it lie. But no, somebody had to go making a stink.

Now here we all are, and y'all'll be dealing with the fallout.
August 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
So I'm looking into making my own ozone filter. Activated carbon can work but it only absorbs it. I'm going to buy a big ol cube that is made of manganese dioxide and see if I can't turn my bedroom into a lower ozone zone. It appears my lungs have betrayed me, and O3 is the cause.

Now to catalyze.
August 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
THIS TIMELINE IS BULLSHIT IT TOOK PARTON AND CURRY AND NOT THAT OTHER PERSON WE ALL KNOW SHOULD GO
August 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
THE GRANOLA HAS SALMONELLA NOW?
August 21, 2026 at 12:20 AM
THIS IS HOW I DISCOVER THAT SKA IS STILL ALIVE?

AND IT'S... GOOD!?

Holy shit. I feel like I am young in the 90s again.
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
August 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Also, this slaps incredibly hard too. Yes I am still on my Masters of the Universe arc.
The Legend of Eternia (from "Masters of the Universe")
YouTube video by Brian May - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Today has been such a shitty day. Have some music that makes me feel better.

I can't feel down when I have my childhood 'Empathy Sleeper-Cell Programming' on.
He-Man (Full Version / Stereo)
YouTube video by Snout Major
www.youtube.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"Weeks after the incident on 15 July, Bossier Parish officials unanimously approved a proposal for one of the country’s strictest bathroom ordinances against trans people."

Well to hell with Bossier Parish and the people who voted for this bullshit. I hope nothing but insolvency for them.
Trans couple ‘beaten by mob for using bathroom’ arrested instead of their alleged attackers
A trans couple in Louisiana says they were assaulted outside a public restroom, only to be arrested while their alleged attackers walked free.
www.thepinknews.com
August 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM