Michael Salamone
@michaelsalamone.com
bon vivant/raconteur/troubadour/schlubby-mensch/he/him/Rev. Dr./tired AF
Nor will I be opening for Ed Sheeran. Not that I would have been asked.
#FreePalestine
#FreePalestine
Mother Pho Curse
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September 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Nor will I be opening for Ed Sheeran. Not that I would have been asked.
#FreePalestine
#FreePalestine
One of the nice things about not drinking alcohol very much anymore is that a glass of wine with a grilled supper effs a Mothra effer right the eff up. Apologies if I make out with your partners. We will keep it PG-13 out of respect to you. Respect, y'all.
September 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
One of the nice things about not drinking alcohol very much anymore is that a glass of wine with a grilled supper effs a Mothra effer right the eff up. Apologies if I make out with your partners. We will keep it PG-13 out of respect to you. Respect, y'all.
Sorry, bub. I am saving my votes for the 31 most worrisome mental health in crisis accounts popularity contest.
September 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Sorry, bub. I am saving my votes for the 31 most worrisome mental health in crisis accounts popularity contest.
Once I hit my 30s, I had to change my alcohol habits because of this as well.
September 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Once I hit my 30s, I had to change my alcohol habits because of this as well.
I saw Dolly Parton give a concert when I was a kid in the 90s. I didn't yet know what a force for good in the world she was. I knew she was a prolific songwriter, and I thought the show might be cheesy fun. But she was amazing and I became a big fan of her artistry. I hope she's with Carl again. RIP
August 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I saw Dolly Parton give a concert when I was a kid in the 90s. I didn't yet know what a force for good in the world she was. I knew she was a prolific songwriter, and I thought the show might be cheesy fun. But she was amazing and I became a big fan of her artistry. I hope she's with Carl again. RIP
Dedicated to the white boomer lady in my neighborhood who refuses to leash her dog, (or pick up its poop) that always tries to attack and bite my leashed dog. Then she tries to make me the bad somehow. Cheers.
Go Back to Brunch Karen
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August 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Dedicated to the white boomer lady in my neighborhood who refuses to leash her dog, (or pick up its poop) that always tries to attack and bite my leashed dog. Then she tries to make me the bad somehow. Cheers.
Possibly the best cover ever. Certainly the best New Order cover.
August 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Possibly the best cover ever. Certainly the best New Order cover.
I just found one of my favorite humans here, @kalvinellis.bsky.social. Hurray! I dedicate this song to him and he knows why. Thanks for everything over the years, good sir. Big love.
It Was Nice (featuring Marcela Carmona) by Michael Salamone
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August 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I just found one of my favorite humans here, @kalvinellis.bsky.social. Hurray! I dedicate this song to him and he knows why. Thanks for everything over the years, good sir. Big love.
This song about holding hands by the lake at sunrise just turned old enough to vote. What a long, strange trip it's been.
All of the Insects, by Michael Salamone
from the album Broken News
michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com
August 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This song about holding hands by the lake at sunrise just turned old enough to vote. What a long, strange trip it's been.
Saturday Night in Summer Instrumental Vibes.... Be good to yourselves and each other. Be safe and wear your boogie shoes.
How I Spent My Summer Ragtime Jamboree Nonsense
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August 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Saturday Night in Summer Instrumental Vibes.... Be good to yourselves and each other. Be safe and wear your boogie shoes.
Hi, again. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, meaning any purchase there today goes 100% to the artists. I've 8 albums and an EP available with a massive discount on the complete discography. Any support is appreciated and helps so much. Thanks for your consideration.
michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com
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August 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hi, again. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, meaning any purchase there today goes 100% to the artists. I've 8 albums and an EP available with a massive discount on the complete discography. Any support is appreciated and helps so much. Thanks for your consideration.
michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com
michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com
Here I come with another shameless plug...
August 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Here I come with another shameless plug...
This is what I did with the public domain poem Revelation by Aldous Huxley, a decade ago after getting hung up on and then taking liberties with his line, "I taste the Apocalypse on your pretty finger tips."
August 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
This is what I did with the public domain poem Revelation by Aldous Huxley, a decade ago after getting hung up on and then taking liberties with his line, "I taste the Apocalypse on your pretty finger tips."
For your consideration, think of me Friday?
August 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
For your consideration, think of me Friday?
"So, you want to be a supervillain?
Well, you've come to the right place.
We've got a better retirement plan
Than those science dorks at AIM.
We own all the media.
You'll get premium cable for free.
But if you meet Captain America
You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."
Well, you've come to the right place.
We've got a better retirement plan
Than those science dorks at AIM.
We own all the media.
You'll get premium cable for free.
But if you meet Captain America
You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."
So, You Want to Join Hydra?
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July 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"So, you want to be a supervillain?
Well, you've come to the right place.
We've got a better retirement plan
Than those science dorks at AIM.
We own all the media.
You'll get premium cable for free.
But if you meet Captain America
You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."
Well, you've come to the right place.
We've got a better retirement plan
Than those science dorks at AIM.
We own all the media.
You'll get premium cable for free.
But if you meet Captain America
You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."
Walking rails to trails with doggie and came across someone who should be the exception to the rule to never photograph strangers. 70ish fella wearing a Funkadelic Magot Brain tee watching Family Feud on his phone & laughing his ass off. Gotta grab that joy where you can find it. Even in the woods.
July 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Walking rails to trails with doggie and came across someone who should be the exception to the rule to never photograph strangers. 70ish fella wearing a Funkadelic Magot Brain tee watching Family Feud on his phone & laughing his ass off. Gotta grab that joy where you can find it. Even in the woods.
Surprise. I have a song about that...
July 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Surprise. I have a song about that...
Reposted by Michael Salamone
Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full.
July 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full.
The events that inspired this song are now 20 years old and I am officially old.
Hey! Go On Holliday!, by Michael Salamone
from the album Broken News
michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com
July 26, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The events that inspired this song are now 20 years old and I am officially old.
Insert any of the six Ween studio albums from that decade here.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains:
Morcheeba's Big Calm. Long live trip hop.
Morcheeba's Big Calm. Long live trip hop.
July 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Insert any of the six Ween studio albums from that decade here.
About 85% of my songs were named something not in the lyrics. Of course, a lot don't have any lyrics either. This one does and was named for an elderly couple I read a tragic story about in the newspaper.
July 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
About 85% of my songs were named something not in the lyrics. Of course, a lot don't have any lyrics either. This one does and was named for an elderly couple I read a tragic story about in the newspaper.
I love that joke, but sort of have a song arguing the opposition, that sometimes a sandwich is merely a sandwich.
"No gender rolls from the bakery,
let's fill each other up when we're hungry."
"No gender rolls from the bakery,
let's fill each other up when we're hungry."
July 21, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I love that joke, but sort of have a song arguing the opposition, that sometimes a sandwich is merely a sandwich.
"No gender rolls from the bakery,
let's fill each other up when we're hungry."
"No gender rolls from the bakery,
let's fill each other up when we're hungry."
Please allow three to be the magic number...
Michael Salamone Red or Blue
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July 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Please allow three to be the magic number...
After going down a huge Phil Collins rabbit hole a decade ago, I got in touch with brilliant drummer friend Chad Lenig and asked if he would set up every tom he owned & play on this instrumental track I almost called Phil & Molly.
Zap! Bang! Pow! Revolution!
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July 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
After going down a huge Phil Collins rabbit hole a decade ago, I got in touch with brilliant drummer friend Chad Lenig and asked if he would set up every tom he owned & play on this instrumental track I almost called Phil & Molly.
Happy Friday. Remember to stay sceptical.
Regarding the Media
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July 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Happy Friday. Remember to stay sceptical.