Michele Feltman Strider
@michelestrider.bsky.social
I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends.
Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
The entire Republican party:
Wednesday Addams & Amanda: I'll be the victim!
ALT: Wednesday Addams & Amanda: I'll be the victim!
static.klipy.com
October 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The entire Republican party:
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
I hate it here.
Scientists have found a new form of pollution, one where plastic and pieces of coral become irreversibly intertwined. www.wired.com/story/plasti...
Plastic Is Melting Onto Corals
Scientists have found a new form of pollution, one where plastic and pieces of coral become irreversibly intertwined.
www.wired.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I hate it here.
Democracy is dying in rural America. No one wants to run for local seats. This is how power becomes entrenched.
www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...
www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...
Few Tehachapi-area races will be on the ballot in 2026
While there are plenty of active state and federal races underway, the greater Tehachapi area doesn't have much in the way of contested local races in 2026.
www.tehachapinews.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Democracy is dying in rural America. No one wants to run for local seats. This is how power becomes entrenched.
www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...
www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...
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Superior Genes.
Kelly
Wilder
Roddenberry
Hackman
Siskel
...
Kelly
Wilder
Roddenberry
Hackman
Siskel
...
September 29, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Superior Genes.
Kelly
Wilder
Roddenberry
Hackman
Siskel
...
Kelly
Wilder
Roddenberry
Hackman
Siskel
...
This man and his hired hair talking about superior genes
September 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
This man and his hired hair talking about superior genes
Attention Everyone,
My husband has gifted us with a new term.
Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening.
You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.
My husband has gifted us with a new term.
Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening.
You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.
September 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Attention Everyone,
My husband has gifted us with a new term.
Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening.
You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.
My husband has gifted us with a new term.
Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening.
You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.
I just renewed my library card, so I'm extra sexy today
September 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I just renewed my library card, so I'm extra sexy today
Motion to rename Europe BatLand
For years, bats were thought to have originated in Asia, Africa or North America.
A landmark study revealed a new understanding of their origins, as well as their evolutionary history — which many scientists believe holds clues for human medical science. https://wapo.st/46Eg3vg
A landmark study revealed a new understanding of their origins, as well as their evolutionary history — which many scientists believe holds clues for human medical science. https://wapo.st/46Eg3vg
September 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Motion to rename Europe BatLand
Because I cannot flatter and look fair,
Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog,
Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy,
I must be held a rancorous enemy.
Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog,
Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy,
I must be held a rancorous enemy.
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
September 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Because I cannot flatter and look fair,
Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog,
Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy,
I must be held a rancorous enemy.
Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog,
Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy,
I must be held a rancorous enemy.
Ways in which I'm basically Shakespeare:
*Making up words
*Creative approach to spelling
*Weird hairline
*Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley)
*Sometimes forgets Venice has canals
*Incomprehensible to the youths
*Probably stole my best story ideas
*Why use one word when ten will do?
*Tights
*Making up words
*Creative approach to spelling
*Weird hairline
*Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley)
*Sometimes forgets Venice has canals
*Incomprehensible to the youths
*Probably stole my best story ideas
*Why use one word when ten will do?
*Tights
September 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Ways in which I'm basically Shakespeare:
*Making up words
*Creative approach to spelling
*Weird hairline
*Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley)
*Sometimes forgets Venice has canals
*Incomprehensible to the youths
*Probably stole my best story ideas
*Why use one word when ten will do?
*Tights
*Making up words
*Creative approach to spelling
*Weird hairline
*Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley)
*Sometimes forgets Venice has canals
*Incomprehensible to the youths
*Probably stole my best story ideas
*Why use one word when ten will do?
*Tights
I do love to steal grapes
September 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I do love to steal grapes
Ah... the papal murder classics
you can't bring your guns into heaven they only allow blades and poison
September 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ah... the papal murder classics
This is the best argument for taking public transit that I can possibly imagine
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
September 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is the best argument for taking public transit that I can possibly imagine
If I used AI, I would create an image of Tuberville having sex with a furry who's wearing a Roll Tide t-shirt, but I don't, so you'll just have to use your precious, god-given imagination.
Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom.
Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom.
It's one thing to wheel out Matt Gaetz to scream "trans" loudly as a distraction from these disastrous years of war and misrule. That's an established trope. But to have Tuberville, in all his bespittled glory, inveighing against Furries as the new frontier in GOP electoral distraction. Well, damn.
September 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If I used AI, I would create an image of Tuberville having sex with a furry who's wearing a Roll Tide t-shirt, but I don't, so you'll just have to use your precious, god-given imagination.
Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom.
Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom.
How did I not know any of this? I'm very grateful for this post.
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 21, 2026 at 4:16 PM
How did I not know any of this? I'm very grateful for this post.
OK.
Y'all know the drill.
I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name.
Three books.
This is one of them.
The Kindle version is currently marked down.
All proceeds go to spoiling my cats.
#ebooks
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3
Y'all know the drill.
I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name.
Three books.
This is one of them.
The Kindle version is currently marked down.
All proceeds go to spoiling my cats.
#ebooks
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3
Fish Stories: Ever-Taller Tales
Amazon.com: Fish Stories: Ever-Taller Tales eBook : Erickson, John Anders: Tienda Kindle
www.amazon.com
September 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
OK.
Y'all know the drill.
I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name.
Three books.
This is one of them.
The Kindle version is currently marked down.
All proceeds go to spoiling my cats.
#ebooks
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3
Y'all know the drill.
I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name.
Three books.
This is one of them.
The Kindle version is currently marked down.
All proceeds go to spoiling my cats.
#ebooks
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
The rev woke up with the spirit of the Lord on him this morning, read the whole thread
Real baddies don’t use AI
September 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The rev woke up with the spirit of the Lord on him this morning, read the whole thread
Reposted by Michele Feltman Strider
Fym you using AI to create content????
God created the content… serve the dish
God created the content… serve the dish
September 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Fym you using AI to create content????
God created the content… serve the dish
God created the content… serve the dish
For the record, Ed, this is how to properly ginger
September 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
For the record, Ed, this is how to properly ginger
They're one rusted Dodge Charger in the yard away from being perfect white trash
September 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
They're one rusted Dodge Charger in the yard away from being perfect white trash
This is not the Ginger Way. Ed will be dealt with at the next Gathering of Gingers
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is not the Ginger Way. Ed will be dealt with at the next Gathering of Gingers
Someone check on Kash Patel's pets, please
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Someone check on Kash Patel's pets, please
Spoilers: Marble Hall Murders
A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair:
*starts her own imprint
*names it an anagram of her own surname
*publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series
Ahem.
John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word
A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair:
*starts her own imprint
*names it an anagram of her own surname
*publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series
Ahem.
John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word
September 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Spoilers: Marble Hall Murders
A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair:
*starts her own imprint
*names it an anagram of her own surname
*publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series
Ahem.
John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word
A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair:
*starts her own imprint
*names it an anagram of her own surname
*publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series
Ahem.
John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word