MITCHELL T
@mitchelltrips.bsky.social
Writer, punk rock musician, and record collector. Bass player in Western Addiction. Bay Area. Go Warriors.
NEW BAND: https://humiliationritualpunk.bandcamp.com/
NEW BAND: https://humiliationritualpunk.bandcamp.com/
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MITCHELL T
@mitchelltrips.bsky.social
· May 22
Psychedelic Munitions, by Western Addiction
12 track album
westernaddiction.bandcamp.com
My band Western Addiction's 4th LP, Psychedelic Munitions, came out today on Fat Wreck Chords. We worked very hard on this record and I'm proud as hell of it. Give it a listen and share!
considering a life pivot thanks to Nextdoor
September 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
considering a life pivot thanks to Nextdoor
been there
A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.
A Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police Say
The driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said.
nyti.ms
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM
been there
but now where will all my Monster Energy Drinks go
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
September 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
but now where will all my Monster Energy Drinks go
Muscular Christianity, starring a bunch of Ned Flanders looking dork asses who you'd never allow alone with your children.
“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.
September 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Muscular Christianity, starring a bunch of Ned Flanders looking dork asses who you'd never allow alone with your children.
scorching hot take no one wants to hear: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys was the the first emo album ever.
September 24, 2026 at 11:08 PM
scorching hot take no one wants to hear: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys was the the first emo album ever.
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found a new type of guy
September 24, 2026 at 3:22 AM
found a new type of guy
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impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
September 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
*sends top tier emoji to my spouse after I've eaten a burrito.*
Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now
Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now
September 23, 2026 at 7:12 PM
*sends top tier emoji to my spouse after I've eaten a burrito.*
Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now
Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now
looks like cheap potash is back on the menu, boys!
*whispering*......what the fuck is potash
*whispering*......what the fuck is potash
Trump: "The United States is working on a massive Deal with respect to the purchase of Potash from Belarus. The pricing would be for substantially less than we are currently paying to Canada, very good news for our Farmers and Ranchers. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
September 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
looks like cheap potash is back on the menu, boys!
*whispering*......what the fuck is potash
*whispering*......what the fuck is potash
well, at least his quote is easy to read and he doesn't look at all like Beetlejuice
It's supposed to be an arts center, they have been removing actual artwork and replacing it with this propaganda kitsch.
2/2
2/2
September 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
well, at least his quote is easy to read and he doesn't look at all like Beetlejuice
playing with one of my all-time favorite Bay Area punk rock bands, in the final week of shows happening at Bottom of the Hill ever. This is gonna riiiiiip.
September 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
playing with one of my all-time favorite Bay Area punk rock bands, in the final week of shows happening at Bottom of the Hill ever. This is gonna riiiiiip.
*listens to Propagandhi once*
September 18, 2026 at 4:21 PM
*listens to Propagandhi once*
me in my skinny jeans when I hear the ice cream truck coming round the corner
September 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
me in my skinny jeans when I hear the ice cream truck coming round the corner
*nodding wisely* I know exactly what this means, and it undoubtedly means great things are ahead.
FED RAISES RATES 25 BPS TO 3.75%-4.00% TARGET RANGE
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
*nodding wisely* I know exactly what this means, and it undoubtedly means great things are ahead.
I'm not political!
*proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*
*proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*
September 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm not political!
*proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*
*proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*
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casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts
my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.
Wife: So how was boy's night?
Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.
Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.
"Alpha" camps seem a wee bit cultish. Like...what the fuck is this weird shit? White dudes en masse are so fucking cringe.
September 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Wife: So how was boy's night?
Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.
Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.
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Just saw a couple walking hand in hand where the guy was in military fatigues and the woman was in a shirt that said “YOU CALL IT AUTISM, I CALL IT HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME”
September 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Just saw a couple walking hand in hand where the guy was in military fatigues and the woman was in a shirt that said “YOU CALL IT AUTISM, I CALL IT HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME”
somebody posted a shitty Charlie Kirk memorial post on a work Slack channel that goes to 14,000+ people. And it's hilarious: three white/kind of yellow-skinned prayer emojis, and then dozens of thumbs down with every emoji skin color on the rainbow. We live in a society.
September 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
somebody posted a shitty Charlie Kirk memorial post on a work Slack channel that goes to 14,000+ people. And it's hilarious: three white/kind of yellow-skinned prayer emojis, and then dozens of thumbs down with every emoji skin color on the rainbow. We live in a society.
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You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
last week I got into a Lyft and at the same millisecond that I shut my door, the opening notes of 'American Idiot' began to play, like the driver had queued it up for me. I wasn't sure how offended I should have been, or what exact commentary this man was making.
September 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
last week I got into a Lyft and at the same millisecond that I shut my door, the opening notes of 'American Idiot' began to play, like the driver had queued it up for me. I wasn't sure how offended I should have been, or what exact commentary this man was making.
if I wanted a weird little girl to vie for my attention and fuck up my desktop by being annoying, I'd hand my laptop to my four year old daughter.
September 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
if I wanted a weird little girl to vie for my attention and fuck up my desktop by being annoying, I'd hand my laptop to my four year old daughter.
she is the final boss of LinkedIn
Criminal fraud and exploitation of the hopes of cancer patients aside, this type of shit is just humiliatingly tackier than the rebore Steve Jobs black turtleneck and circuitous founder dialogue act, but this is just how the game is played now! So best gear up and get to it!
September 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
she is the final boss of LinkedIn
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Sweet little grandmother: So I hear you have a band!
The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.
The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.
August 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sweet little grandmother: So I hear you have a band!
The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.
The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.