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Dr Mitten
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gay, 30s. 🔞 | devil's minion brainrot. disregard. | sunrise, parabellum. | just a crab with mittens. please don't associate my real id or name with this profile. |
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Belated Mittenreads of 2026 thread!

Girls Against God by Jenny Hval

Witches, black metal, the early Internet, a manifesto on the value and purpose of art... all the ingredients were there but (and I cannot believe I am saying this) I think it was just too weird for me.
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I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver
Him: so what do you do
Me: I’m a video game writer
Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write?
Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words?
Him: yeah?
Me: those
The funniest/saddest reaction to this amazing article has been people going "wait, Stellaris has WRITERS?"

Yes folks, if a game has words... someone probably got paid to write them... even if that game isn't an RPG or a visual novel...
Every month Failbetter invites a guest writer from the wider world of games and fiction to contribute a subscriber story. They’re brave and weird and funny and choice-driven and perhaps they could become a welcome part of your routine too. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/fa...
October 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Happy #WorldAnimalDay!

This year's theme is "See the World Through Their Eyes" and our #HeroRATs and HeroDOGs do exactly that, experiencing the world through their nose. Celebrate the animals that make our work possible: https://apopo.org/support-us/

#APOPO #ScentDetection
October 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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October 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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お散歩中だけど一応ご挨拶に来てくださる
October 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum?
Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked.
JRRT: What.
The Taming of Sméagol
Donato Giancola
October 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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For size context... These are not big paintings.
October 4, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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I'm not "aloof" I'm just stupid
October 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
When are we getting private accounts so we can depressed drunk post on main asking for a friend
October 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Brother Rye seems especially contemplative today
October 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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It's the weekend. You've got your silly bucket. Not a care in the world. Life is good.
October 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
October 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Collabed with @lemmynate.bsky.social (Lemmynate on AO3) who wrote SHIVERS' monologue for this one! Super excited to share it 🫁

#harrykim #kimharry #DiscoElysium #discoelysiumfanart
October 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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‘Humour makes us Cree, makes us human’: Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront

www.theartnewspaper.com/2026/09/30/k...
Kent Monkman’s first public sculpture is a condominium for beavers on Toronto’s waterfront
The permanent commission for the new Lassonde Art Trail reflects on the past, present and future of North America with Monkman’s characteristic quirky twists
www.theartnewspaper.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Butterbutt. An older comic.
October 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Octobird the 2nd
October 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software
October 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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I saw these at the art fair this weekend and have been trying to think of a joke to post it with that isn’t just like “it us” but I am too tired. look at gay I and gay II. it us
October 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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hey
October 2, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Friday night with The Barnacles.

He's meeting his potential adopter tomorrow and I'm so excited for him!

I'm gonna miss him SO much but this is the gig.
October 2, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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No she’s not.
September 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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The wee Ruby-crowned Kinglets passing through on their Fall migration. None of these birds are showing a red crown; it's often hidden, and only the males have them.
September 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM