Adeline Barker 🪶🦋❤️
@mizzadibarker.bsky.social
Amateur author, professional shitposter
Read my latest novella here: https://amazon.com/dp/B0D9KXW9WX
Read my latest novella here: https://amazon.com/dp/B0D9KXW9WX
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Happy holidays, folks. I hope next year is a little kinder.
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy holidays, folks. I hope next year is a little kinder.
Going back to New Zealand for Christmas after living in Melbourne for four months instead of hanging out with my Aus bf and his family……. nobody gets her like I do
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Going back to New Zealand for Christmas after living in Melbourne for four months instead of hanging out with my Aus bf and his family……. nobody gets her like I do
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Stay safe out there y'all
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
One time Marco Rubio and I were having a conversation and I asked him to speak more into my left ear because my right one is damaged and he exploded into a million pieces
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One time Marco Rubio and I were having a conversation and I asked him to speak more into my left ear because my right one is damaged and he exploded into a million pieces
Slowly realising the hardest part of moving abroad is having a bad week at work and not being able to get in my car and go hang out with my parents for the weekend about it
a man standing in front of a house with a mailbox that says 7120
ALT: a man standing in front of a house with a mailbox that says 7120
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Slowly realising the hardest part of moving abroad is having a bad week at work and not being able to get in my car and go hang out with my parents for the weekend about it
Do u wanna get marrieddddd and runaway ?
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Do u wanna get marrieddddd and runaway ?
I’m officially a cantankerous old bitch can everyone please stop saying 6 7 around me
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m officially a cantankerous old bitch can everyone please stop saying 6 7 around me
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shawty I dont mInd
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
shawty I dont mInd
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I’m late to the party but…
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m late to the party but…
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Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.”
Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
#FuckAI
Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
#FuckAI
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.”
Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
#FuckAI
Vince Gilligan: “I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.”
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
#FuckAI
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
I can never listen to 3-host podcasts anymore because within the first five minutes you can always tell which one the other two don’t fw
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I can never listen to 3-host podcasts anymore because within the first five minutes you can always tell which one the other two don’t fw
Breaking my hiatus with some music recommendations for anyone left wanting by Taylor Swifts latest release #TLOAS
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Five Albums Recommendations for anyone a little let down by THAT new release
Hello beautiful ~ it’s been just under a Fortnight since the world first heard the Life of a Showgirl, and between the feud fuel, the tone-deaf song topics, and the completely literal penis worship of...
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October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Breaking my hiatus with some music recommendations for anyone left wanting by Taylor Swifts latest release #TLOAS
adelinebarker.substack.com/p/five-album...
adelinebarker.substack.com/p/five-album...
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
@ Argentine national rugby union team let me bounce on it just once PLEASE just the one time
October 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@ Argentine national rugby union team let me bounce on it just once PLEASE just the one time
The club can’t even handle me right now
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The club can’t even handle me right now
Noticed handed in. New contract signed. Plane ticket secured. Additional checked bag purchased. Friends couch acquired. New laptop operational. Free coffee earned.
Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Noticed handed in. New contract signed. Plane ticket secured. Additional checked bag purchased. Friends couch acquired. New laptop operational. Free coffee earned.
Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
Oh yeah baby. I’m back.
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Yeah, I'm the total package If the package fell off a delivery van and immediately got run over by a bus.
August 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Yeah, I'm the total package If the package fell off a delivery van and immediately got run over by a bus.
Wow wow WOW I am crying?????? 🥹
Me and one other guy in the cinema for Life of Chuck let’s fucking goooooo
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Wow wow WOW I am crying?????? 🥹