Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
Here we go again. 🏴
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Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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me: you lift me up but you also bring me down
elevator:
elevator:
November 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
me: you lift me up but you also bring me down
elevator:
elevator:
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happy no nut november to all who *celibate*
November 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
happy no nut november to all who *celibate*
"They'll take our lives but they'll never take our whimsyyyyy!!!!"
~ Bravesillyheart (William Wallace's less serious wee brother, Malcolm)
~ Bravesillyheart (William Wallace's less serious wee brother, Malcolm)
November 2, 2026 at 10:43 AM
"They'll take our lives but they'll never take our whimsyyyyy!!!!"
~ Bravesillyheart (William Wallace's less serious wee brother, Malcolm)
~ Bravesillyheart (William Wallace's less serious wee brother, Malcolm)
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*slides her panties to the side*
*a spring-loaded boxing glove punches me in the face*
*a spring-loaded boxing glove punches me in the face*
November 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
*slides her panties to the side*
*a spring-loaded boxing glove punches me in the face*
*a spring-loaded boxing glove punches me in the face*
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becoming a hermit for other’s benefit. you’re welcome.
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
becoming a hermit for other’s benefit. you’re welcome.
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My orthopedic shoes said fuck you too.
November 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My orthopedic shoes said fuck you too.
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Wanna feel old? The NeverEnding story ended.
November 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Wanna feel old? The NeverEnding story ended.
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Nobody knows what time it is, just go to bed whenever the fuck you want
November 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Nobody knows what time it is, just go to bed whenever the fuck you want
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes - four
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all
me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all
me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes - four
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all
me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all
me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
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Be the bear who doesn't shit in the woods
November 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Be the bear who doesn't shit in the woods
Here's something for you to think about
November 2, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Here's something for you to think about
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Days are an invention by the government to make us believe we need to seize something
November 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Days are an invention by the government to make us believe we need to seize something
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Penis that squeaks like a balloon when you touch it
November 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Penis that squeaks like a balloon when you touch it
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Time can't save daylight, you fools.
Only heroes save the day.
Only heroes save the day.
November 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Time can't save daylight, you fools.
Only heroes save the day.
Only heroes save the day.
Me: Here, I got you a ball-gag for you.
Her: Ooh, so you like kinky sex?
Me: Sex?? I just want you to shut up.
Her: Ooh, so you like kinky sex?
Me: Sex?? I just want you to shut up.
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Me: Here, I got you a ball-gag for you.
Her: Ooh, so you like kinky sex?
Me: Sex?? I just want you to shut up.
Her: Ooh, so you like kinky sex?
Me: Sex?? I just want you to shut up.
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Name that tune but for social anxieties
November 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Name that tune but for social anxieties
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Is the biblical plague in the room with us
November 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Is the biblical plague in the room with us
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for someone who tends to ramble on a bit i sure do lose focus pretty quickly when someone else rambles on a bit
November 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
for someone who tends to ramble on a bit i sure do lose focus pretty quickly when someone else rambles on a bit
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you can’t even appreciate how bad my posts are because my timing is even worse
November 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
you can’t even appreciate how bad my posts are because my timing is even worse
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I already put lights on my turkey
November 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I already put lights on my turkey
Happy Monday, brought to you by the letters Fuck and This.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Happy Monday, brought to you by the letters Fuck and This.
I love your posts. I'm a big fan of the cries for help.
October 30, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I love your posts. I'm a big fan of the cries for help.
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Time to log in and check on the giant bags of untraceable gold coins I stored on the Internet
October 30, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Time to log in and check on the giant bags of untraceable gold coins I stored on the Internet
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Me:
I’m going out for some updog.
Her:
What’s updog?
Laika, the first dog in space:
Wait until you hear the hilarious punchline, Brenda.
I’m going out for some updog.
Her:
What’s updog?
Laika, the first dog in space:
Wait until you hear the hilarious punchline, Brenda.
October 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Me:
I’m going out for some updog.
Her:
What’s updog?
Laika, the first dog in space:
Wait until you hear the hilarious punchline, Brenda.
I’m going out for some updog.
Her:
What’s updog?
Laika, the first dog in space:
Wait until you hear the hilarious punchline, Brenda.
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My pyramid scheme is to bury all the kings beneath massive piles of rocks.
October 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
My pyramid scheme is to bury all the kings beneath massive piles of rocks.