FKAmoistcanyon
@moistcanyon.bsky.social
Union Enabler. Escalating Nerve Damager. Loves things that are rad. Fuck These Flabby Bejowled Fascists.
Pinned
When she’s a 10 but she’s sickly and her Victorian era family doctor said the coastal air would be good for her physiognomy and the X Games are looming and you have to nail that backside lipslide.
October 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
When she’s a 10 but she’s sickly and her Victorian era family doctor said the coastal air would be good for her physiognomy and the X Games are looming and you have to nail that backside lipslide.
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You can tell we are living in the darkest timeline because if you order Nugenix Total T2, it now comes with Nugenix Neurozone (a fast acting brain-booster) instead of Nugenix Thermo X, their most powerful fat incinerator
October 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You can tell we are living in the darkest timeline because if you order Nugenix Total T2, it now comes with Nugenix Neurozone (a fast acting brain-booster) instead of Nugenix Thermo X, their most powerful fat incinerator
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Hello to all corn dog manufacturers. There is no need to make solemn oaths to me about product quality on yr packaging. We both know what we’re doing here.
October 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Hello to all corn dog manufacturers. There is no need to make solemn oaths to me about product quality on yr packaging. We both know what we’re doing here.
She’s a 10 but we just had the most rewarding emotional breakthrough, achieved through open and constant dialogue and have come out the other side a blistering cosmic force of twin destruction against the lames
October 1, 2026 at 8:11 AM
She’s a 10 but we just had the most rewarding emotional breakthrough, achieved through open and constant dialogue and have come out the other side a blistering cosmic force of twin destruction against the lames
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WORK MORE WORK HARDER WORK NOW WORK LATER WORK FOR LESS MONEY WORK WITH NO PROTECTION WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK
September 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
WORK MORE WORK HARDER WORK NOW WORK LATER WORK FOR LESS MONEY WORK WITH NO PROTECTION WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK
Woke Soup of the Day (with respect to the Great Fredo’s Best Bits ™)
WORK MORE WORK HARDER WORK NOW WORK LATER WORK FOR LESS MONEY WORK WITH NO PROTECTION WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK
October 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Woke Soup of the Day (with respect to the Great Fredo’s Best Bits ™)
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I’ll ante up. Human expression is not a a thing to be solved. The spreadsheet finance fascists huffing the fumes of an economy they ran dry know this. The tech evangelist/apologist online dipshit class are chasing the bitcoin phantom & exposing how little they fuck to the world completely unprovoked
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
September 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’ll ante up. Human expression is not a a thing to be solved. The spreadsheet finance fascists huffing the fumes of an economy they ran dry know this. The tech evangelist/apologist online dipshit class are chasing the bitcoin phantom & exposing how little they fuck to the world completely unprovoked
What if we kissed on the trail cam (I’m a deer and yr bjork)
September 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
What if we kissed on the trail cam (I’m a deer and yr bjork)
you know I don’t think that I will
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
September 30, 2026 at 9:10 AM
you know I don’t think that I will
Music is Awesome Mondays:
An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.
An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.
Six, by WILDILDLIFE
7 track album
crucialblast.bandcamp.com
September 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Music is Awesome Mondays:
An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.
An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.
Want to never be the main character villain on the internet & still be able to say ridiculous scamp shit?👇
1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months
2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one
Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way
1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months
2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one
Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way
September 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Want to never be the main character villain on the internet & still be able to say ridiculous scamp shit?👇
1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months
2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one
Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way
1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months
2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one
Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way
Of course men (aka the boys, bros, dudes, Ted in the auto shop, yr dad) can be dirty, nasty little sluts. They just choose not to due to thousands of years of cultural evolution that has made their morality genetical.
Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.
Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.
September 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Of course men (aka the boys, bros, dudes, Ted in the auto shop, yr dad) can be dirty, nasty little sluts. They just choose not to due to thousands of years of cultural evolution that has made their morality genetical.
Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.
Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.
No man is an island except Paul Simon who is both a rock and an island. Fuck it leave him there.
September 27, 2026 at 12:40 AM
No man is an island except Paul Simon who is both a rock and an island. Fuck it leave him there.
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Uuuuh well I was just over here posting my soups,
Dear Bluesky Elders,
Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.
Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun.
September 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Uuuuh well I was just over here posting my soups,
She’s a 10 but she wholeheartedly humors and endorses yr chaotic flights of fancy (coming up with ridiculous titles for buddy/partner television programs that don’t exist but inexplicably star the both of you)
September 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
She’s a 10 but she wholeheartedly humors and endorses yr chaotic flights of fancy (coming up with ridiculous titles for buddy/partner television programs that don’t exist but inexplicably star the both of you)
So it’s clear to everyone, you do not have to be able to grasp abstract thought to become criminally wealthy.
September 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
So it’s clear to everyone, you do not have to be able to grasp abstract thought to become criminally wealthy.
Caress me gently like morrissey’s pursed lips against that chocolate bar in the November spawned a monster video
September 26, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Caress me gently like morrissey’s pursed lips against that chocolate bar in the November spawned a monster video
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Sheeran level pop star politics (which always underwrites the politics of capital) was the primary issue w/the poptimism ethos and dismissing critiques as “music taste elitism” shallow from the jump helped the Krafts of the world dictate what narrow channels art is allowed to operate in.
September 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Sheeran level pop star politics (which always underwrites the politics of capital) was the primary issue w/the poptimism ethos and dismissing critiques as “music taste elitism” shallow from the jump helped the Krafts of the world dictate what narrow channels art is allowed to operate in.