Mollie Katie
@molliekatie.bsky.social
39. Disabled. Ex-archives librarian. Lover of art & architecture. Cheerful pessimist. Nuisance wildlife! Efficiently lazy. Pronouns: she/her(s).
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Mollie Katie
@molliekatie.bsky.social
· Dec 16
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My RSDI disability benefits got cut by $391/month in April, ruining my 2025 budget. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Amazon Apartment Needs Wish List: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Amazon Personal Fun Wish List: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
PayPal: paypal.me/molliekatie
My RSDI disability benefits got cut by $391/month in April, ruining my 2025 budget. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Amazon Apartment Needs Wish List: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Amazon Personal Fun Wish List: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
PayPal: paypal.me/molliekatie
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The butch who bagged Elvira is the Kwisatz Haderach of lesbians
October 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The butch who bagged Elvira is the Kwisatz Haderach of lesbians
(I love the string section and the little interpolation of The Beatles' "Blackbird" that they added!)
...
"Sweet Thing [Cover Of Van Morrison]" by The Waterboys
🐦⬛✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶
#NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox
youtu.be/afVuLIlWqPo?...
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"Sweet Thing [Cover Of Van Morrison]" by The Waterboys
🐦⬛✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶
#NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox
youtu.be/afVuLIlWqPo?...
Sweet Thing (2013 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Waterboys - Topic
youtu.be
October 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
(I love the string section and the little interpolation of The Beatles' "Blackbird" that they added!)
...
"Sweet Thing [Cover Of Van Morrison]" by The Waterboys
🐦⬛✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶
#NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox
youtu.be/afVuLIlWqPo?...
...
"Sweet Thing [Cover Of Van Morrison]" by The Waterboys
🐦⬛✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶
#NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox
youtu.be/afVuLIlWqPo?...
📸🤖👮🏻♂️🚔🦶🔩🔧🪛🩻🚑⚕️
Best of luck to @aliencg.com on becoming *RoboCop (Hindfoot Only Edition)* in surgery today, with hopefully a speedy recovery to follow! Listen to your supervising nurse @heavydishongry.bsky.social! (Please let her take some hot WikiFeet before and after photos for posterity! 😘)
✨️🤞💗🍀🧿🙏
Best of luck to @aliencg.com on becoming *RoboCop (Hindfoot Only Edition)* in surgery today, with hopefully a speedy recovery to follow! Listen to your supervising nurse @heavydishongry.bsky.social! (Please let her take some hot WikiFeet before and after photos for posterity! 😘)
✨️🤞💗🍀🧿🙏
October 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
📸🤖👮🏻♂️🚔🦶🔩🔧🪛🩻🚑⚕️
Best of luck to @aliencg.com on becoming *RoboCop (Hindfoot Only Edition)* in surgery today, with hopefully a speedy recovery to follow! Listen to your supervising nurse @heavydishongry.bsky.social! (Please let her take some hot WikiFeet before and after photos for posterity! 😘)
✨️🤞💗🍀🧿🙏
Best of luck to @aliencg.com on becoming *RoboCop (Hindfoot Only Edition)* in surgery today, with hopefully a speedy recovery to follow! Listen to your supervising nurse @heavydishongry.bsky.social! (Please let her take some hot WikiFeet before and after photos for posterity! 😘)
✨️🤞💗🍀🧿🙏
*salivating over a potential bribe like this because disability is a crushing life of poverty*
Relative got a $500 check from US Treasury and a shocking letter full of lies signed by Trump and ending with "May God bless you". Basically a pre-electoral bribe. News reports say they're sending almost a million of these. Full text in alt below. (I told him to cash it quick before it bounces.)
![Dear [name],
For years, the Biden Administration overcharged you to fund the operation of HealthCare.gov. That money belongs to hard-working Americans, not the Government, and now, I am returning it to you!
With this Historic Action, my Administration is taking the surplus funds that accumulated from the Obamacare ''Premium Tax" and issuing a one-time $500 REFUND to Americans who use the HealthCare.gov platform to purchase their health insurance, but who do not receive Taxpayer Subsidies to help pay for their Coverage. You have paid into this flawed System, and now you are finally getting something back.
Healthcare Dollars should benefit Patients, not Insurance Companies or Government Bureaucrats. Since returning to office, I have fought to lower Healthcare Costs, increase Accountability, and Put Patients First. Through TrumpRx, we are delivering massive discounts on Household Prescription Drugs, and my Most-Favored-Nation Pricing Agreements have already saved Americans more than 1 Billion Dollars on much-needed Medications. We also secured an unprecedented 50 Billion Dollar investment to transform Rural Healthcare, expanded access to Health Saving Accounts for millions of people on Obamacare, and restored Pnce Transparency, all while roofing out the Waste, Fraud, and abuse across our Healthcare System.
I am proud to return your money to you, and I will never stop fighting to put the American People FIRST, restore Affordability, protect your hard-earned money, and lower the Cost of Healthcare.
May God bless you, and may He continue to bless the United States of America!
Sincerely,
[signed]
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nnffk6m46cmabw3e6cxo2fhj/bafkreidnkmkq4exjng37i7mvp4oqyjftbfleykhwke4k22lsnpntgmxpla)
October 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
*salivating over a potential bribe like this because disability is a crushing life of poverty*
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Quebec politics right now is like “haha, the right wing party is projected to win no seats 😀 But also the right wing party is projected to win☹️ The centre right wing party is in second 😐 the unhinged right wing party is in third 🤔”
Is Quebec 17 right wing parties in a trench coat⁉️
Is Quebec 17 right wing parties in a trench coat⁉️
Allowing myself, for a second, to enjoy the CAQ currently being projected to win no seats
Then I see they have 15% of the vote and remember how awful first past the post is, even when it uses its evil “vote efficiency” powers for good
Then I see they have 15% of the vote and remember how awful first past the post is, even when it uses its evil “vote efficiency” powers for good
October 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Quebec politics right now is like “haha, the right wing party is projected to win no seats 😀 But also the right wing party is projected to win☹️ The centre right wing party is in second 😐 the unhinged right wing party is in third 🤔”
Is Quebec 17 right wing parties in a trench coat⁉️
Is Quebec 17 right wing parties in a trench coat⁉️
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Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
October 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
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RFK Jr, in a voice that sounds like metal rats fucking: “mRNA vaccines are terrible for the plague. What works is irradiating your balls with a tuning fork and consuming copious amounts of dethylmyhydramine, which of course comes from boiled coconuts and rabbit semen.”
October 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
RFK Jr, in a voice that sounds like metal rats fucking: “mRNA vaccines are terrible for the plague. What works is irradiating your balls with a tuning fork and consuming copious amounts of dethylmyhydramine, which of course comes from boiled coconuts and rabbit semen.”
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Looks like there’s an mRNA vaccine against pneumonic plague. Eat your heart out, RFK Jr.
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
Novel Bivalent mRNA‐LNP Vaccine for Highly Effective Protection against Pneumonic Plague
The study investigates mRNA-lipid nanoparticle vaccines targeting Yersinia pestis, the causative agent of plague. Combined F1+LcrV mRNA vaccination elicited robust immune responses and protected mice....
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Looks like there’s an mRNA vaccine against pneumonic plague. Eat your heart out, RFK Jr.
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
advanced.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
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Very important, but I really do want details on the outlier five year old, and especially want details on the 8% of almost adults who are not allowed to leave their own home. Both should draw many questions (albeit in opposite directions)
Our built infrastructure robs kids of their freedom of independent mobility. Streets are dominated by oversized vehicles, piloted by aggressive and distracted drivers where one mistake can turn lethal. We sacrificed child development to subsidize the auto industry.
October 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Very important, but I really do want details on the outlier five year old, and especially want details on the 8% of almost adults who are not allowed to leave their own home. Both should draw many questions (albeit in opposite directions)
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Our built infrastructure robs kids of their freedom of independent mobility. Streets are dominated by oversized vehicles, piloted by aggressive and distracted drivers where one mistake can turn lethal. We sacrificed child development to subsidize the auto industry.
October 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Our built infrastructure robs kids of their freedom of independent mobility. Streets are dominated by oversized vehicles, piloted by aggressive and distracted drivers where one mistake can turn lethal. We sacrificed child development to subsidize the auto industry.
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me, nodding sagely: yes yes the tv show opening up its relationship
[me greenlighting a tv show for a second season after months of referring to it as a limited series] the word “limit” can meet many things
October 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
me, nodding sagely: yes yes the tv show opening up its relationship
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[me greenlighting a tv show for a second season after months of referring to it as a limited series] the word “limit” can meet many things
October 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
[me greenlighting a tv show for a second season after months of referring to it as a limited series] the word “limit” can meet many things
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Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. https://store.theonion.com/products/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-headline-t-shirt?variant=42057910878277
October 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. https://store.theonion.com/products/conceptual-genius-goes-as-self-for-halloween-headline-t-shirt?variant=42057910878277
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ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors.
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
October 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors.
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
"It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
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Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
October 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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this is a tribute to one of the all-time great tweets
![Screenshot of tweet from @LeBearGirdle on August 17, 2017
brandAn is good
@LeBearGirdle
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uc7eb5rz4yin3kgshnptkuex/bafkreidspzwezoow7mk6ijgnpdubl272gip7ilrklrzphu4cbe7lfyjg4e)
October 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
this is a tribute to one of the all-time great tweets
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[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
www.forbes.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
[car dealership waiting room]
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs-
Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS
Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And I'm like
Is this real milk?
Because I
Shouldn't drink this milk
I can drink it but I'll have to fart
And I'm like
Is this real milk?
Because I
Shouldn't drink this milk
I can drink it but I'll have to fart
October 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And I'm like
Is this real milk?
Because I
Shouldn't drink this milk
I can drink it but I'll have to fart
And I'm like
Is this real milk?
Because I
Shouldn't drink this milk
I can drink it but I'll have to fart
Some answers to this prompt, titles with no reason why, make my eye twitch. I love toxic masculinity magnum opuses like "Fight Club," "The Matrix," "American Psycho," etc. It's not my fault incels lack the critical thinking skills necessary to understand they're watching satire, not glorification!
name a film that's a red flag to love.
October 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Some answers to this prompt, titles with no reason why, make my eye twitch. I love toxic masculinity magnum opuses like "Fight Club," "The Matrix," "American Psycho," etc. It's not my fault incels lack the critical thinking skills necessary to understand they're watching satire, not glorification!
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Happy 21st birthday to one of my all-time favourite Fiona Apple albums (spoiler alert: they're all my all-time favourites):
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Extraordinary Machine - YouTube
www.youtube.com
October 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Happy 21st birthday to one of my all-time favourite Fiona Apple albums (spoiler alert: they're all my all-time favourites):
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
October 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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My dad was a doctor. I remember him telling me stories of his days on Emergency Room rotation during his residency.
It was amazing how many items people “accidentally” got stuck in their rectums.
It was amazing how many items people “accidentally” got stuck in their rectums.
Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island.
October 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
My dad was a doctor. I remember him telling me stories of his days on Emergency Room rotation during his residency.
It was amazing how many items people “accidentally” got stuck in their rectums.
It was amazing how many items people “accidentally” got stuck in their rectums.
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Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island.
October 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice.
This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
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boss bitch shit, actually
do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free
do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free
October 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
boss bitch shit, actually
do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free
do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free