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Just to save time: Everything is shocking and unprecedented.

That covers it.

Back to Beach Therapy, puns, music, and capybaras.
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I think I mostly hope that the appropriate people within the Mariners organization feel embarrassed by this year’s results and act accordingly.

I’m not even sure what shape that ought to take, but the players, the management, and the ownership all need to take some accountability here, imho.
September 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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It’s hard to be a name-calling politician these days. They’re out here getting Community Note’d by their own pastors.
Big subtext: Hamilton is proving to be a hard target for the GOP.

When Vance attacked his faith, a local UMC bishop and 120 UMC pastors issued statements defending him.

When his competitor Sen. Marshall called him a pastor who is "too woke for Kansas," Marshall's *own pastor* suggested otherwise.
September 23, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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September 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Welcome back, Uso Seumalo! Bring your guitar!
September 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"Rump him up" I think.

Sorry, not sorry.
Sam Darnold will practice in a limited capacity today, and the Seahawks plan to "ramp him up" throughout the week to see if he can play against the Commanders in Week 3. seahawkswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald says QB Sam Darnold will practice on Wednesday
Macdonald said they will assess if Darnold is able to play in Week 3
seahawkswire.usatoday.com
September 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I cannot imagine being a parent of an LGBTQ+ child who voted for Trump. Literally tragic.
September 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Butt Watch is almost over!

(Or is it?)
September 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
On my way home after cleaning Lola up and a car blew through a stop sign in front of me. Good thing I could stop. Also, good that the person behind me had left space between us.

What is happening?!? 🎯
September 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Can't see a football player who's playing competent football the first two weeks of the season rises to being defined as underperforming.
September 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Working through insurance process from car accident. So far, so good. Going to carefully clean Lola before she goes for her damage estimate tomorrow.

Kinda like when I was recovering in the hospital from the aftermath of DaughterUnit's complex birth and was determined to put a little makeup on.
September 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Woman, please.
Michele Tafoya last year: "I escaped California, and now I gotta escape Minnesota at some point"
September 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Team Defense: Rushing DVOA vs Passing DVOA

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September 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
LEWIS AND CLARK.
Lewis & Clark are on an expedition to a new home: Yours. Adopt these two Maryland brothers today.
September 23, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Can we assume episode two of this season's "The Sound" will come out on Friday?
September 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Going to find the 2024 Seahawks Denver game to watch, for no particular reason.
September 23, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Mariners.
H2di Cat: Ultra Relaxed Pose
Alt: Cat in a pose that looks like he's deceased.
static.klipy.com
September 23, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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I will vote for any politician who pledges to bring the Seattle Mariners to justice.
September 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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September 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Can't watch this game. Already had a day, don't need it to be moreso.
September 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This is so damn pure
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor.

Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister?

Child: No

Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
September 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
DaughterUnit is coming over to see me tonight but just called to say they'll be later because (said with and exasperated sigh) they're "dealing with some BS."

Is today Monday and no one told us?
September 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
September 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Sam Darnold may not play against the #Commanders, but that doesn't mean the Seahawks' passing offense won't be effective in their matchup with Washington.

Watch our full game preview on The Tashan Reed Show on Substack: tashanreed.substack.com/p/the-tashan...
September 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My Rogue stood up to it's reputation as a good car in a collision. My SIL really found a great car for me.
September 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM