Courtney Lastname
@momsequitor.bsky.social
I’m a mom. A bisexual Jewish feminist one. Advocate for all. I love dogs and cats and books and yarn and more books. Lover of Jeff Goldblum and Chris Meloni. I like a little coffee with my creamer. PhD student.
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Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
August 25, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
Does it get better? Does anything get better? ❤️🩹
August 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Does it get better? Does anything get better? ❤️🩹
I just read a comment from Candace Owens and I agreed. Am I having a stroke? 🙃
August 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I just read a comment from Candace Owens and I agreed. Am I having a stroke? 🙃
Just read this and it touched me.
“It gets better. Then it gets worse. Then it gets better. Ride it the best you can. All we can do is support each other. Sometimes it seems like we are children lost in a scary forest holding each other’s hands to get through it.” #DepressionAndAnxiety
“It gets better. Then it gets worse. Then it gets better. Ride it the best you can. All we can do is support each other. Sometimes it seems like we are children lost in a scary forest holding each other’s hands to get through it.” #DepressionAndAnxiety
August 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Just read this and it touched me.
“It gets better. Then it gets worse. Then it gets better. Ride it the best you can. All we can do is support each other. Sometimes it seems like we are children lost in a scary forest holding each other’s hands to get through it.” #DepressionAndAnxiety
“It gets better. Then it gets worse. Then it gets better. Ride it the best you can. All we can do is support each other. Sometimes it seems like we are children lost in a scary forest holding each other’s hands to get through it.” #DepressionAndAnxiety
his man had to deal with an IMPOSSIBLE situation where we started with little information. Some people are disappointed that he invoked the fifth amendment. I don’t blame him. #TeamFauci
July 31, 2026 at 4:07 AM
his man had to deal with an IMPOSSIBLE situation where we started with little information. Some people are disappointed that he invoked the fifth amendment. I don’t blame him. #TeamFauci
It’s ok to use tools when you’re mental health is in the toilet. Ordering pizza and tipping well (if you can) is a tool. You’re helping someone make money and you’re remembering to eat. And if you’re lucky, the food might give you a happy chemical or two.
July 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It’s ok to use tools when you’re mental health is in the toilet. Ordering pizza and tipping well (if you can) is a tool. You’re helping someone make money and you’re remembering to eat. And if you’re lucky, the food might give you a happy chemical or two.
For now he’s Schrödinger’s Senator, but I can tell you that I am living for these memes and jokes. #MitchMcConnell
July 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
For now he’s Schrödinger’s Senator, but I can tell you that I am living for these memes and jokes. #MitchMcConnell
Not a lot of diversity, so it can’t be those antifas (sarcasm, but…)
No, Laura. It’s not “Antifa.” It was Patriot Front, a white nationalist organization. They covered their faces because they’re cowards who don’t want to be identified. We’ve been saying for over a year that ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to wear masks either. They are cowards also.
July 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Not a lot of diversity, so it can’t be those antifas (sarcasm, but…)
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Happy pride to the super bisexuals
June 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Happy pride to the super bisexuals
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It's going to be my new answer to everything. "why are you like this"
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama."
If they don't accept that answer I'll start naming other presidents until one works.
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama."
If they don't accept that answer I'll start naming other presidents until one works.
since you can get away with it, I guess I'll just try Trump's approach to this shit.
"Tyler, why haven't you paid rent in six months?"
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama"
"Tyler, why haven't you paid rent in six months?"
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama"
June 23, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It's going to be my new answer to everything. "why are you like this"
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama."
If they don't accept that answer I'll start naming other presidents until one works.
"Are you ready? Barack Hussein Obama."
If they don't accept that answer I'll start naming other presidents until one works.
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Look, it was green in Logan’s Run.
June 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Look, it was green in Logan’s Run.
New band name: Intermittent Agoraphobia
We tour like Morissey- we set up a tour and then don't show up
We tour like Morissey- we set up a tour and then don't show up
June 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
New band name: Intermittent Agoraphobia
We tour like Morissey- we set up a tour and then don't show up
We tour like Morissey- we set up a tour and then don't show up
This would fix me.
Lebanese celebrity chef Abir E Saghir making S'mores/Marshmallow chocolate chip cookies.
The cookies feature a gooey marshmallow center. The recipe involves stuffing cookie dough with marshmallows that have been dipped in chocolate spread beforehand.
#baking #cookies #chocolate #marshmallow
The cookies feature a gooey marshmallow center. The recipe involves stuffing cookie dough with marshmallows that have been dipped in chocolate spread beforehand.
#baking #cookies #chocolate #marshmallow
June 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
This would fix me.
DO read the comments.
Honestly, this is just the beginning. As we get closer to the election stuff like this will ramp up. And on November 3rd, and the days following, it's going to be bad
June 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
DO read the comments.
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ok at first i did not see the men toiling because they're the same shade as the boulders and i thought the threat was we were going to make the grand canyon slutty
June 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
ok at first i did not see the men toiling because they're the same shade as the boulders and i thought the threat was we were going to make the grand canyon slutty
trump doesn’t own July 4th, he owns January 6th. That’s his legacy.
To everyone who feels like Trump has sucked the joy out of celebrating the 250th birthday of America keep in mind…
Republicans don't own July 4th!
They own January 6th…
Remember that. 😎✨
Republicans don't own July 4th!
They own January 6th…
Remember that. 😎✨
June 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
trump doesn’t own July 4th, he owns January 6th. That’s his legacy.
I want to watch a show and crochet and read a book and do a painting…
June 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I want to watch a show and crochet and read a book and do a painting…
Alice acting superior, like cats do. #CatsOfBluesky
May 31, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Alice acting superior, like cats do. #CatsOfBluesky
June 27th is my birthday and now I cannot love Morris Day and The Time anymore 😭
This lineup could have performed at Freedom 215 (i.e., 1990)
May 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
June 27th is my birthday and now I cannot love Morris Day and The Time anymore 😭
This is the content I need.
My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle:
1. It's called a cockchafer beetle.
2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”.
3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake.
4. It looks like this, close up.
1. It's called a cockchafer beetle.
2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”.
3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake.
4. It looks like this, close up.
May 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This is the content I need.
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Peacock Spider (genus Maratus), a group of tiny Australian jumping spiders famous for their vibrant colours and elaborate courtship dances to attract its mate. They are very tiny in size only between 2-5 millimetres ( the size of a pea)
May 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Peacock Spider (genus Maratus), a group of tiny Australian jumping spiders famous for their vibrant colours and elaborate courtship dances to attract its mate. They are very tiny in size only between 2-5 millimetres ( the size of a pea)
This stuff is so gross.
When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.
May 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This stuff is so gross.
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Watching Batman the Animated Series with my daughter and she says, “Oh you love seeing women in STEM!”
May 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Watching Batman the Animated Series with my daughter and she says, “Oh you love seeing women in STEM!”
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