🌛Haunted Hart🌜
@moofable.bsky.social
🐍Jack Ralls/J.C. Mondark🌵Strange but not a stranger🌹Friendly neighborhood queer 🦖he/him y usted en español 🌱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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I find myself once again upset that I don't have more money
May 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I find myself once again upset that I don't have more money
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he can't keep getting away with it
May 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
he can't keep getting away with it
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Meowdy y’all.
Meowdy Howdy Cat in a Cowboy Hat
Alt: Meowdy Howdy Cat in a Cowboy Hat
static.klipy.com
May 14, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Meowdy y’all.
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it’s so beautiful to watch ally beardsley’s transition into eminem
May 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
it’s so beautiful to watch ally beardsley’s transition into eminem
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it is bone-deep exhausting maintaining good self-esteem
May 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
it is bone-deep exhausting maintaining good self-esteem
I'm going to be so lazy the way I'm making my partner's cake but it has to travel for an hour and a half.
May 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I'm going to be so lazy the way I'm making my partner's cake but it has to travel for an hour and a half.
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my husband has developed what is in my opinion one of the funniest fan castings of any character in history, which is Glenn Howerton as the Joker
May 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
my husband has developed what is in my opinion one of the funniest fan castings of any character in history, which is Glenn Howerton as the Joker
Both my sleepy heads were out of bed before me today 😭 my life is a struggle.
May 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Both my sleepy heads were out of bed before me today 😭 my life is a struggle.
it's a little too cold for shorts, but my partner needs to see how amazing my ass looks in these shorts
May 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
it's a little too cold for shorts, but my partner needs to see how amazing my ass looks in these shorts
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blow-up doll witih realistic cloaca
April 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
blow-up doll witih realistic cloaca
The people of Tennessee are very nice, but none of their infrastructure seems designed to accommodate the human animal
April 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The people of Tennessee are very nice, but none of their infrastructure seems designed to accommodate the human animal
I only successfully managed to take my night meds once this week
April 24, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I only successfully managed to take my night meds once this week
Ah bless. I messaged my ex while high as fuck yesterday but it was super normal
April 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Ah bless. I messaged my ex while high as fuck yesterday but it was super normal
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i dunno maybe it's because i'm in Minnesota and we kicked out Al Franken for squeezing his constituents' asses and now have a woman senator who is *currently holding the senate floor to save the boundary waters*, but you got a man with baggage? you can toss the man!
April 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i dunno maybe it's because i'm in Minnesota and we kicked out Al Franken for squeezing his constituents' asses and now have a woman senator who is *currently holding the senate floor to save the boundary waters*, but you got a man with baggage? you can toss the man!
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I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -
POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad
VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??
POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad
VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??
POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
April 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -
POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad
VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??
POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad
VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??
POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
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imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"
April 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"
My wife and I are taking my partner home. I'm in the back seat while the two of them are in the front, warmly chatting. I love them both so much
April 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My wife and I are taking my partner home. I'm in the back seat while the two of them are in the front, warmly chatting. I love them both so much
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just had to explain to someone that monsterfucking has nothing to do with energy drinks and I don't know which one of us is walking away from the conversation more traumatized
April 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
just had to explain to someone that monsterfucking has nothing to do with energy drinks and I don't know which one of us is walking away from the conversation more traumatized
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one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"
Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
April 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"
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Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
April 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.
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I assumed I'd be dead by now
Millenials - Is this how you pictured your adult years?
April 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I assumed I'd be dead by now
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he loves his ikea rat
April 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
he loves his ikea rat
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people ask, "what is wrong with men."
it's not some sort of biological truth or innate characteristic of men we're talking about here. the issue is that in a patriarchal and sexist culture, men learn that they are entitled to take what they want from women and that they will not be held accountable
it's not some sort of biological truth or innate characteristic of men we're talking about here. the issue is that in a patriarchal and sexist culture, men learn that they are entitled to take what they want from women and that they will not be held accountable
April 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
people ask, "what is wrong with men."
it's not some sort of biological truth or innate characteristic of men we're talking about here. the issue is that in a patriarchal and sexist culture, men learn that they are entitled to take what they want from women and that they will not be held accountable
it's not some sort of biological truth or innate characteristic of men we're talking about here. the issue is that in a patriarchal and sexist culture, men learn that they are entitled to take what they want from women and that they will not be held accountable
I have had 3 sips of a cocktail and am thus, predictably, drunk.
April 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I have had 3 sips of a cocktail and am thus, predictably, drunk.
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"there is so much pain in the world and in this room"
April 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"there is so much pain in the world and in this room"