Mathew Schaffer
@mschaffer.bsky.social
Dad, tech nerd, programmer
They're such tough guys behind their keyboards
GOP Sen. Thom Tillis privately tore into Trump in texts obtained by Politico:
October 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
They're such tough guys behind their keyboards
Thanks to @reckless.bsky.social 's interview with the Atlassian CEO, I now know why Jira gets consistently worse on a daily basis: They're building their own web browser.
October 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Thanks to @reckless.bsky.social 's interview with the Atlassian CEO, I now know why Jira gets consistently worse on a daily basis: They're building their own web browser.
September 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
On the phone with a customer service rep (clearly working from home) that has a smoke alarm low-battery beep going on in the background, non-stop.
September 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
On the phone with a customer service rep (clearly working from home) that has a smoke alarm low-battery beep going on in the background, non-stop.
September 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
themomoftheyear.substack.com
September 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
The app that I've been using to make timelapse photos of me and my kids for 15 years no longer exists and can't be installed on my new iPhone 😕 It still works perfectly fine on my old phone. Everyone wants a subscription for their similar apps. #appstore #iphone #ios #apple
September 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
September 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status.
AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️.
The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.
AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️.
The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.
September 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It’s an NFL Sunday, which makes this the perfect moment to check your voter registration status.
AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️.
The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.
AND to register to vote, request your mail in ballot, and finalize your plan to VOTE 🗳️.
The midterms are 44 days away. All gas. No brakes.
What is up with watchOS 27? What CAN it do now?
September 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
What is up with watchOS 27? What CAN it do now?
If you use an iPhone 17/18 Pro/Pro Max & you don't use a case, this is the best $4 you can spend. It's a piece of aluminum with adhesive, perfectly sized to cover the camera bump. It makes the phone not wobble on a flat surface & it protects from scuffs on the plateau. Got it on Ali express.
September 19, 2026 at 6:48 AM
If you use an iPhone 17/18 Pro/Pro Max & you don't use a case, this is the best $4 you can spend. It's a piece of aluminum with adhesive, perfectly sized to cover the camera bump. It makes the phone not wobble on a flat surface & it protects from scuffs on the plateau. Got it on Ali express.
I don't like having to pay for a dozen different streaming services to watch #nfl games. But I'll pay extra to not have to watch one republic again
September 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I don't like having to pay for a dozen different streaming services to watch #nfl games. But I'll pay extra to not have to watch one republic again
I'm working on a new app for Mac/iOS that I'm extremely excited about. From my research, I think it's genuinely an original idea & solves multiple problems at once. If you listen to podcasts a lot I think it will appeal to you.
#apple #mac #ios #iphone #app #podcasts #testflight
#apple #mac #ios #iphone #app #podcasts #testflight
September 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
lol this dallas defense is 🗑️
September 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
lol this dallas defense is 🗑️
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The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The experiment visited upon us by too many of our fellow citizens to put the dumbest American who also thinks he’s an expert on every subject in charge of our govt is not going well. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Tom Brady slowly turning into the joker. Just needs a few more surgeries…
September 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Tom Brady slowly turning into the joker. Just needs a few more surgeries…
September 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Such BS that the saints/lions OT means I miss my #Eagles. I'm paying for sunday ticket, I should get to watch the game I want. @youtubetv.bsky.social
September 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Such BS that the saints/lions OT means I miss my #Eagles. I'm paying for sunday ticket, I should get to watch the game I want. @youtubetv.bsky.social
Go Birds! 🦅 🦅🦅
It’s FINALLY GAMEDAY️‼️ Can we get a GO BIRDS?!
September 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Go Birds! 🦅 🦅🦅
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F it, NFL BlueSky FLASH SALE …
$2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever.
Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.
$2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever.
Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.
Upgrade | Between The Hashmarks
Home for exclusive and in-depth NFL news, insight, and analysis from veteran NFL reporter Matt Lombardo, built on conversations gleaned from sources across the league.
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September 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
F it, NFL BlueSky FLASH SALE …
$2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever.
Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.
$2 Per Month gets All-Access to Between The Hashmarks. That’s 75% OFF. Forever.
Deal ends at the end of tomorrow night’s game. Never to return.
This Usenet archive is amazing. Most importantly, it contains this post I made in 1998, proving that I came up with the name "HypnoToad" before Futurama existed.
Usenet-Rewind - Question: WinCE PDA with a digital camera?
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September 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This Usenet archive is amazing. Most importantly, it contains this post I made in 1998, proving that I came up with the name "HypnoToad" before Futurama existed.