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mxtery.bsky.social
scary transgender cyclist
@mxtery.bsky.social
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standing alone at the intersection of "cycling idiot" and "male fujoshi"
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mxtery.bsky.social
scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · Feb 27
hello to the couple of people that followed me for a cycling tweet. my other great love is a video game series about the japanese mafia. get ready to learn about goro majima
mxtery.bsky.social
i briefly transformed back into my old self just now (daredevil 2015 tv series hyperfixation)
September 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
look. at least it wasn't simmons.
September 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
my wout van heart...
September 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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robynemz.bsky.social
PRIMOŽ ROGLIČ BACK IN THE FRONT GROUP
September 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
i think i'm having a very slow but steady psychotic break AGAIN 🙄
September 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
monkey, ascii art (2010) aa.mozz.us/utf8art/asci...
ascii art of a crouching, kinda angry monkey, puffing smoke, holding up a hand with a smoke between their fingers.
June 23, 2026 at 8:19 AM
mxtery.bsky.social
if it was wrong to roll down my car window and scream obscenities at other drivers, god wouldn't have made it feel so good
September 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume
Me dressed as a bee on bake off
September 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
power drift, screenshot, arcade (1988) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhjF...
a man with his feet up, thumbs up, smiling, in a small open car with text font above his head: you are a handsome boy! crossed beams on either side of the road, clouds and water far off in the background.
September 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
mxtery.bsky.social
i know it's poor online form for a man to be posting like "damn i'm so glad i'm not with my crazy ex anymore" but get this: i'm only sort of a man and i AM glad i'm not with my crazy ex anymore
September 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
i know it's my american preoccupation with white teeth talking, but every time i see a picture of enric mas i seethe with jealousy. HOW can i get chompers like that
September 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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nairoingreen.bsky.social
How can you not be romantic about cycling
September 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
> be mikel landa
> earn zero fantasy points for 19 stages
> win stage 20
> refuse to elaborate
September 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
LANDISIMO REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
September 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
before the streetfighter.com domain was used by capcom (circa 2009 onwards), it was owned by a marketing agency called street fighter marketing (circa 1998-2007) web.archive.org/web/19980121...
up the top: street fighter marketing (the words street fighter are in blood red and seem vaguely modelled after the video game font). on the right is a photo of jeff and marc slutsky, who run the company. regular looking marketing dudes in suits, enthusiasm possibly for camera only. below, text: are you a street fighter? a streetfighter learns how to market, promote and increase sales without spending money! inc magazine referred to the street fighting program as "brains over bucks." streetfighting helps you discover clever, shrewd and guerrilla style tactics to get free and lost cost advertising exposure on a neighborhood level, plus effective selling and telemarketing skills. in short, you learn how to out-think and out-smart, but not out-spend your competition. bios (blood red hyperlink) introductions and background information for the original street fighters, marc and jeff slutsky. keynotes seminars workshops (blood red hyperlink) educational, entertaining, motivating, dynamic and thorough; see just how much marc and jeff can personally inspire your company. (the following are printed on a blood red strip at the bottom of the screen) 1-800-758-8759 (slutsky) streetfitr@aol.com
September 4, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/MSXF...
a person in a kinda suit with a rectangle for a head, is sitting on a park bench, smoking smoke in their hand, blowing rings of smoke in the air, kinda smiling and looking upwards at the rings.
September 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text: it is now safe to turn off your game boy color! (pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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dril.bsky.social
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
August 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
letters, question of the moment, excerpt, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (1999) archive.org/details/elec...
header (magazine question to readers): donkey kong...nintendo savior or just another franchise character? body of text (answer): f**k that big, hairy loser. he's just another f**king franchise figure in the stupid world of nintendo. if anyone's cool over there at "n" world, it's samus (metroid) and mega man. that's it. f**k link and his puberty problems, f**k mario and luigi, and f**k this pokémon s**t. icq-29211041 mr_sinister@plexi.com
August 28, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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robynemz.bsky.social
ENRIC MAS HAS CAUGHT TADEJ POGAČAR
robynemz.bsky.social robyn @robynemz.bsky.social · Aug 27
ENRIC MAS IS CATCHING TADEJ POGAČAR
August 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
mxtery.bsky.social
my ex-girlfriend talked shit about me to my coworkers all day today and just now texted my roommate and asked if they would drive her to costco and buy her some frozen pizzas. sometimes you just have to laugh
August 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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escapecollective.bsky.social
End of an era. The last romantic. escapecollective.com/and-on-this-...
And on this day, we shall Alabelieve no more
Quite suddenly, audaciousness stopped being enough.
escapecollective.com
August 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
careful, you might learn something, blog post, excerpt, posted by darkpact wrathful, an everquest player from the e'ci server (1999) web.archive.org/web/20001010...
sub header: sexual identity, gender, and sexual norms (body of text) to discover more about who you are, what you like what you want. but more importantly in a virtual environment, you can explore the "other" side. find out what it is like to be of the opposite sex. how they are treated or mistreated. how it makes you feel to think and act as you believe they would. to notice the subtle differences in how people talk to, and open up their thoughts to you if your one sex or the other. this i think would be the most advantageous of the virtual life. freedom to explore sexuality without chastisement from others, as most don't know 'hey that woman is really a male player' or 'hey that guy is really a female player'. here, men are free to explore their softer side, a side which allows them to manipulate others with a wink, cute wiggle, or just being there female selves. here, women are free to hide in male bodies. free from constant comments or sexual suggestiveness from men. free from unwanted constant advances and implied payback. ah... which sex to be today, it's up to you.
August 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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shriekcast.bsky.social
#bulldozedobbysgrave #exhumedobby
videah.net videah θΔ @videah.net · Aug 8
THIS COUNTRY MANNNNN
Published 6 August 2026, 09:00 A major UK interconnector project had to be redirected after a public outcry that it would go straight through the 'grave' of Dobby, a fictional elf from the Harry Potter books, it has been revealed. The interconnector in question was Greenlink, a 504MW link between the Irish and British electricity networks that went live last year. The link runs from the north of Wales to the north of Dublin, enabling wind and solar power to be sent across the Irish Sea as needed.
August 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
mxtery.bsky.social
last time i went to the phone store the guy at the counter put my screen protector on flawlessly and when i complimented him on it he flatly replied "it's the only thing that makes me feel like i have control over my life."
August 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM