Guinness Paltrow
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Tampa Bay's safest driver.
I didn't screenshot it in time, but earlier today, a local news article about Jd Vance visiting Florida was right above an ad for a furniture store touting "the sofa everyone is talking about". And just now, this:
October 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I didn't screenshot it in time, but earlier today, a local news article about Jd Vance visiting Florida was right above an ad for a furniture store touting "the sofa everyone is talking about". And just now, this:
This morning I had to stop short to avoid being hit by a car who ran a stop sign, only to be stuck behind them and their "CAUTION: FREQUENT STOPS" car magnet.
October 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
This morning I had to stop short to avoid being hit by a car who ran a stop sign, only to be stuck behind them and their "CAUTION: FREQUENT STOPS" car magnet.
When you Google "Cornell University", there are top news articles from every corner of the world about the sexual assault lawsuit... except for Fox News, which has chosen to focus on Hasan Piker.
September 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
When you Google "Cornell University", there are top news articles from every corner of the world about the sexual assault lawsuit... except for Fox News, which has chosen to focus on Hasan Piker.
is his foot okay
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was arrested for obstruction and public intoxication after authorities said he "kicked a deputy in the stomach."
Jonathan Taylor Thomas arrested, accused of kicking LA deputy
Jonathan Taylor Thomas was arrested for obstruction and public intoxication after authorities said he "kicked a deputy in the stomach."
bit.ly
September 24, 2026 at 8:16 PM
is his foot okay
Saw this and perked up for a second because I thought it was a death announcement
September 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Saw this and perked up for a second because I thought it was a death announcement
🫡🫡 my next senator
September 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
🫡🫡 my next senator
2026 is out here making me agree with...
Macklemore and Brad Garrett. Okay.
Macklemore and Brad Garrett. Okay.
September 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
2026 is out here making me agree with...
Macklemore and Brad Garrett. Okay.
Macklemore and Brad Garrett. Okay.
Matthew Rhys should also win an Emmy for his American accent that makes his voice drop 3 octaves because my goodness he sounds like a silly goose irl. (This is not derogatory, it is simply a fact about Welsh people)
September 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Matthew Rhys should also win an Emmy for his American accent that makes his voice drop 3 octaves because my goodness he sounds like a silly goose irl. (This is not derogatory, it is simply a fact about Welsh people)
The mosquito population is out of control here right now, dengue fever cases are skyrocketing, and my kid's middle school is like "WE'RE TAKING A FIELD TRIP TO A SWAMP"
September 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
The mosquito population is out of control here right now, dengue fever cases are skyrocketing, and my kid's middle school is like "WE'RE TAKING A FIELD TRIP TO A SWAMP"
The one minute trailer for that Nathan Fielder documentary on Elizabeth Holmes already makes me want to climb the walls.
September 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The one minute trailer for that Nathan Fielder documentary on Elizabeth Holmes already makes me want to climb the walls.
My guy came running as soon as we fired up the grill.
September 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My guy came running as soon as we fired up the grill.
She's gonna be a category 9 to 5
August 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
She's gonna be a category 9 to 5
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Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
August 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
The Dolly news wrecked us today, but yesterday my daughter turned 19, and at her request, I made her a cake celebrating another legend, Cher.
August 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The Dolly news wrecked us today, but yesterday my daughter turned 19, and at her request, I made her a cake celebrating another legend, Cher.
"Everyone on the Road is Dumb and Awful Except For Me, Who is Perfect", by your friend, Katye.
August 22, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"Everyone on the Road is Dumb and Awful Except For Me, Who is Perfect", by your friend, Katye.
Charley Crockett has to be some kind of andy kaufman-esque performance art
August 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Charley Crockett has to be some kind of andy kaufman-esque performance art
I somehow ended up on the campaign list for this Lego headed loser and have been getting texts and calls for him every day. I have "unsubscribed" SIX TIMES, but apparently everyone volunteering for his campaign is too stupid to know how to remove me. I've never even been to Wisconsin.
A 26-year-old MAGA congressional candidate tried to deny nepotism allegations while sitting next to his father-in-law for an interview.
MAGA Nepo Candidate Brings Father-in-Law to TV Interview
Michael Alfonso did a TV hit in a diner alongside his father-in-law, Sean Duffy, as he denied nepotism allegations.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I somehow ended up on the campaign list for this Lego headed loser and have been getting texts and calls for him every day. I have "unsubscribed" SIX TIMES, but apparently everyone volunteering for his campaign is too stupid to know how to remove me. I've never even been to Wisconsin.
An actual unpopular take: i don't care for that deformed racoon, jimothy. Weirds me out. No thank you!
July 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
An actual unpopular take: i don't care for that deformed racoon, jimothy. Weirds me out. No thank you!
It is 6:45pm and the "feels like" is still 105 degrees I AM WILTING
July 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
It is 6:45pm and the "feels like" is still 105 degrees I AM WILTING
You've made it, boys. They sell your album at Target.
July 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You've made it, boys. They sell your album at Target.
There are so many colors to choose from why did they do this
July 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
There are so many colors to choose from why did they do this
Not to be dramatic, but being a social media manager over the last several years has been like navigating a minefield, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to not just tap my proverbial toe on a big ol bomb and watch it all burn.
July 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Not to be dramatic, but being a social media manager over the last several years has been like navigating a minefield, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to not just tap my proverbial toe on a big ol bomb and watch it all burn.
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RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
July 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
I'm *happy* about the news I woke up to, but also just a little disappointed that it's not the news I am always hopeful I wake up to, ya know? It's like having a winning scratch off ticket that only earns you another scratch off.
July 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm *happy* about the news I woke up to, but also just a little disappointed that it's not the news I am always hopeful I wake up to, ya know? It's like having a winning scratch off ticket that only earns you another scratch off.