Even my algorithm knows jd vance loves to bone a couch

SHAD

Lmao we just a "DENGUE ALERT!!" text and robocall from the county alert system. I stg if I die from Dengue after I just paid a small fortune for a tank of gas...

Trust me, I have absolutely zero faith in this state to come through, but I'm hopeful!

lol there it is 🇮🇪

But mostly Kneecap.

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I've been using those too!

Ughhh. I have an oak tree (that I've been trying to get approval to remove since July) that is lifting a slab of my driveway and rain water keeps pooling in front of the garage door because of it. My garage is filling with mosquitoes and it's now become a race to the car to not let any indoors.

My house backs up to a lake so I'm fucked. I need an army of bats.

Not enough DEET in the world for that shit

My next door neighbor recently bought some kind of roomba-like, robotic lawnmower that moves very much like a slow animal, and there's just no way this gator doesn't try to eat it or make love to it.

In THIS economy?!