Natalie
@natsonice.bsky.social
Bristol
Gay
Futch icon in the making
Gay
Futch icon in the making
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No-one talks about Cars and Talladega Nights coming out within 3 months of each other the same way as Deep Impact and Armageddon
October 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
No-one talks about Cars and Talladega Nights coming out within 3 months of each other the same way as Deep Impact and Armageddon
She arch on my duke til I ferd in that andussy
October 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
She arch on my duke til I ferd in that andussy
Plane coming into land all dirty like, damn girl those flaps are OUT
September 29, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Plane coming into land all dirty like, damn girl those flaps are OUT
I'm not a furry, but that is one sexy ass racoon
September 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'm not a furry, but that is one sexy ass racoon
I can only assume that this means "do you come on her tits?"
September 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I can only assume that this means "do you come on her tits?"
Edjamin Sheeranyahu
September 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Edjamin Sheeranyahu
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media: are these blackshirts fascists.
andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
September 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
media: are these blackshirts fascists.
andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
andy burnham: good question. my favourite biscuit with tea is a custard cream although in culcheth we used to call them cuppy-busters.
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![[Text is overlaid on a still of Cunk on Earth's Philomena Cunk sitting in an ornate chair.]
"A nuclear reactor is basically a kettle that has gone to university.
Nuclear energy basically proves that no matter how advanced civilization gets, it keeps coming back to just boiling water"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiarjzi5wetivpg33qw6fmv5qrp7ifbnw23tr7grehjvgbxx5wb4zu)
![Ælþemplær (@Aelthemplaer) on Twitter: "It is now projected that the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore won't be rebuilt until 2030. Iran has already rebuilt every bridge we bombed."
[Aerial photograph of a collapsed highway bridge in a body of water]
Bodega Peptides (@bigsnugga) quotes with: "what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifmaibchzhryaeavtgkco5qn72bo2i4p5gouvmins4ib6pn4vcqqe)
Delayed outfit posting
August 28, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Delayed outfit posting
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"In the UK, they'll give a hill bottom surgery before any trans person"
August 23, 2026 at 11:32 AM
"In the UK, they'll give a hill bottom surgery before any trans person"
A multi-storey car park stairwell without a faint smell of piss is like an angel without wings
August 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A multi-storey car park stairwell without a faint smell of piss is like an angel without wings
"Let's save water" advert at the cinema, with kids telling adults that they need to sort their shit, as if this country doesn't go collectively insane every time young people try to communicate shit like this.
August 16, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"Let's save water" advert at the cinema, with kids telling adults that they need to sort their shit, as if this country doesn't go collectively insane every time young people try to communicate shit like this.
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![[Commenter]:
"that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it"
[Reply]:
"commas are important"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihycvczu3ofsykzxxeuqckgya47cmedtpiuwlxmlwbh7537rnsdqu)
Me before my first proper bike ride in 6 months and since surgery:
"just take it easy, an hour's ride is good, 90 minutes is great"
Me 3 hour's of riding later:
"why does everything hurt?"
"just take it easy, an hour's ride is good, 90 minutes is great"
Me 3 hour's of riding later:
"why does everything hurt?"
August 15, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Me before my first proper bike ride in 6 months and since surgery:
"just take it easy, an hour's ride is good, 90 minutes is great"
Me 3 hour's of riding later:
"why does everything hurt?"
"just take it easy, an hour's ride is good, 90 minutes is great"
Me 3 hour's of riding later:
"why does everything hurt?"
Time to sit back and unwind*
*go log in to my computer and have a very busy day at work
*go log in to my computer and have a very busy day at work
August 14, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Time to sit back and unwind*
*go log in to my computer and have a very busy day at work
*go log in to my computer and have a very busy day at work
In his defence (not for the misogyny), I looked way hot today
August 12, 2026 at 9:05 PM
In his defence (not for the misogyny), I looked way hot today
Random guy at the office asking me the classic question of why I'm allowed to wear dresses at work men aren't allowed to. My man has no clue just how much he picked the wrong person to ask that to.
August 12, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Random guy at the office asking me the classic question of why I'm allowed to wear dresses at work men aren't allowed to. My man has no clue just how much he picked the wrong person to ask that to.