Neither fish nor foul 📖
@neitherfishnorfoul.com
Www.neitherfishnorfoul.com an online magazine where craft and quirk meet
#writerscommunity
Editor @jackmmorris.bsky.social
#writerscommunity
Editor @jackmmorris.bsky.social
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
i hate when i have to learn a new verb in French (« pulvériser ») if it relates to these terrifying #heatwaves 😳
@jackmmorris.bsky.social btw M. Jobard is citing data from Parc Montsouris, same location as my story in @neitherfishnorfoul.com!
@jackmmorris.bsky.social btw M. Jobard is citing data from Parc Montsouris, same location as my story in @neitherfishnorfoul.com!
🌡️Sur les 50 derniers jours la moyenne des températures maximales à #Paris Montsouris a atteint 32.2 °C du 15 juin au 3 août 2026
Cela pulvérise le précédent record (fiable) en la matière :
29.7 °C du 25 juin au 13 août 2018. #sécheresse #canicule
32.2 °C ~ normale de juillet de l'intérieur du Var
Cela pulvérise le précédent record (fiable) en la matière :
29.7 °C du 25 juin au 13 août 2018. #sécheresse #canicule
32.2 °C ~ normale de juillet de l'intérieur du Var
🌡️La moyenne des températures maximales sur 30 jours à #Paris Montsouris a atteint 34.0 °C du 17 juin au 16 juillet. Cela écrase tous les précédents d'une marge à peine croyable pour une moyenne sur 30 jours :
2026 : 34.0 °C
2003 : 30.7 °C
2006 : 30.6 °C
2018 : 30.4 °C
1976 : 30.3 °C
2022 : 30.0 °C
2026 : 34.0 °C
2003 : 30.7 °C
2006 : 30.6 °C
2018 : 30.4 °C
1976 : 30.3 °C
2022 : 30.0 °C
August 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
i hate when i have to learn a new verb in French (« pulvériser ») if it relates to these terrifying #heatwaves 😳
@jackmmorris.bsky.social btw M. Jobard is citing data from Parc Montsouris, same location as my story in @neitherfishnorfoul.com!
@jackmmorris.bsky.social btw M. Jobard is citing data from Parc Montsouris, same location as my story in @neitherfishnorfoul.com!
Open for submissions of fiction with a word count of between 100-500 words. We want the odds socks that rock. Things that make you go hmmm. The shyly anarchic, the wisdom of fools, the absurd heartbreakers.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/submissions
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/submissions
Submissions — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 22, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Open for submissions of fiction with a word count of between 100-500 words. We want the odds socks that rock. Things that make you go hmmm. The shyly anarchic, the wisdom of fools, the absurd heartbreakers.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/submissions
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/submissions
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
@jackmmorris.bsky.social! i read this story today at @smokelong.bsky.social open mic! still scary & even more so when spoken aloud 👻
August 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
@jackmmorris.bsky.social! i read this story today at @smokelong.bsky.social open mic! still scary & even more so when spoken aloud 👻
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
another in a series of my spooky #Paris based tales from last month’s @neitherfishnorfoul.com fishless ish 👻
ICYMI
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-font...
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
August 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
another in a series of my spooky #Paris based tales from last month’s @neitherfishnorfoul.com fishless ish 👻
ICYMI
Time stretched away from the planet. It wibbled and then plopped over sideways towards Venus. Invisible workers on the periphery pushed and pulled it back into place and dusted it off. Good as new.
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
Issue 7 Speed/The Importance of Ebbing the Gelatinous Wobble — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
ICYMI
ICYMI
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-rams...
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
Issue 7 Ramsden/The Last Stand — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ICYMI
ICYMI
… my hair grows out pink, a candy floss I will pile high and sticky on my head, a Kate Pierson, B-52s beehive. My husband will be delighted, tasting my marzipan skin when we kiss, reaping the benefits of my persistent buzz.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
Issue 7 Oldham/Sugar Tits — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ICYMI
ICYMI
'Those bubbles look just like dust motes suspended in the sun, don’t they. But don’t look directly at the sun, dear. You might be blinded by the dazzle and forced to live the rest of your life seeing half-true and almost-enough.'
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
Issue 7 Hanlon/The Picnic — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ICYMI
ICYMI
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-font...
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
Issue 7 Fontanes/Adam and Éveline in a Garden in Paris — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ICYMI
ICYMI
The twitching of my nose wasn’t for clover or the dusty remains of a dried apricot tonight; it was for the salt-and-copper perfume of the Tall One’s thumb.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
Issue 7 Duttagupta/Were The Rabbit At? — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
ICYMI
Icymi
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
@mariecloutier.bsky.social
‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at. On the way back down she crushed her hands together. ‘Chilly,’ she said.
@mariecloutier.bsky.social
‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at. On the way back down she crushed her hands together. ‘Chilly,’ she said.
Issue 7 Cloutier/Midtown, 1945 — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Icymi
ICYMI
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-amit...
'Dear Moon, Please come down for one day, and play with me'
@swethaamit.bsky.social's story of childhood hope and magic
'Dear Moon, Please come down for one day, and play with me'
@swethaamit.bsky.social's story of childhood hope and magic
Issue 7 Amit/The Moon Toy — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
August 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
ICYMI
Time stretched away from the planet. It wibbled and then plopped over sideways towards Venus. Invisible workers on the periphery pushed and pulled it back into place and dusted it off. Good as new.
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
Issue 7 Speed/The Importance of Ebbing the Gelatinous Wobble — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 31, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Time stretched away from the planet. It wibbled and then plopped over sideways towards Venus. Invisible workers on the periphery pushed and pulled it back into place and dusted it off. Good as new.
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
Rachel Speed
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-rams...
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
Issue 7 Ramsden/The Last Stand — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-rams...
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
‘Several customers have already gathered at the yatai’s plastic flap-cum-door by the time Shigeru throws it aside, grunting a welcome.’
Kevin Ramsden
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
So grateful to @neitherfishnorfoul.com for publishing this story that was coursing through my veins. #flashfiction
… my hair grows out pink, a candy floss I will pile high and sticky on my head, a Kate Pierson, B-52s beehive. My husband will be delighted, tasting my marzipan skin when we kiss, reaping the benefits of my persistent buzz.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
Issue 7 Oldham/Sugar Tits — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
So grateful to @neitherfishnorfoul.com for publishing this story that was coursing through my veins. #flashfiction
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
This is great!
… my hair grows out pink, a candy floss I will pile high and sticky on my head, a Kate Pierson, B-52s beehive. My husband will be delighted, tasting my marzipan skin when we kiss, reaping the benefits of my persistent buzz.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
Issue 7 Oldham/Sugar Tits — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
This is great!
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
Just read "Sugar Tits" by @marijean.bsky.social in @neitherfishnorfoul.com and so should you. www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
Issue 7 Oldham/Sugar Tits — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 27, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Just read "Sugar Tits" by @marijean.bsky.social in @neitherfishnorfoul.com and so should you. www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
… my hair grows out pink, a candy floss I will pile high and sticky on my head, a Kate Pierson, B-52s beehive. My husband will be delighted, tasting my marzipan skin when we kiss, reaping the benefits of my persistent buzz.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
Issue 7 Oldham/Sugar Tits — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
… my hair grows out pink, a candy floss I will pile high and sticky on my head, a Kate Pierson, B-52s beehive. My husband will be delighted, tasting my marzipan skin when we kiss, reaping the benefits of my persistent buzz.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-oldh...
@marijean.bsky.social
'Those bubbles look just like dust motes suspended in the sun, don’t they. But don’t look directly at the sun, dear. You might be blinded by the dazzle and forced to live the rest of your life seeing half-true and almost-enough.'
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
Issue 7 Hanlon/The Picnic — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 27, 2026 at 9:09 AM
'Those bubbles look just like dust motes suspended in the sun, don’t they. But don’t look directly at the sun, dear. You might be blinded by the dazzle and forced to live the rest of your life seeing half-true and almost-enough.'
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
@sugarpigblog.bsky.social
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-font...
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
Issue 7 Fontanes/Adam and Éveline in a Garden in Paris — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-font...
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
‘Let the woman tell her truth,’ said the man as Matthieu.
’I will,’ said the woman as Sylvie. Her fingers tightened on Sylvie's wrist as she demanded, ‘Ask him who spoke to the snake last.’
@lorifontanes.bsky.social
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
Happy #caturday and happy @smallpressday.bsky.social to all those who celebrate - which is ALL of you, right? 😸
July 25, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Happy #caturday and happy @smallpressday.bsky.social to all those who celebrate - which is ALL of you, right? 😸
The twitching of my nose wasn’t for clover or the dusty remains of a dried apricot tonight; it was for the salt-and-copper perfume of the Tall One’s thumb.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
Issue 7 Duttagupta/Were The Rabbit At? — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 25, 2026 at 8:22 AM
The twitching of my nose wasn’t for clover or the dusty remains of a dried apricot tonight; it was for the salt-and-copper perfume of the Tall One’s thumb.
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-dutt...
@lucidillusions.in
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
two delicious flavors of heartbreaking relationships, one sad, one whimsical in latest ish of @neitherfishnorfoul.com
#flash #fiction
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
#flash #fiction
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
July 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
two delicious flavors of heartbreaking relationships, one sad, one whimsical in latest ish of @neitherfishnorfoul.com
#flash #fiction
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
#flash #fiction
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
"‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at."
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-clou...
@mariecloutier.bsky.social
‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at. On the way back down she crushed her hands together. ‘Chilly,’ she said.
@mariecloutier.bsky.social
‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at. On the way back down she crushed her hands together. ‘Chilly,’ she said.
Issue 7 Cloutier/Midtown, 1945 — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 24, 2026 at 11:44 AM
"‘That’s where we’ll live when we marry.’ She smiled but couldn’t see what he was pointing at."
Reposted by Neither fish nor foul 📖
"Oh, gracious, look at the spread of stars across this black and purple sea. I never realized how vast the universe is. How small I am. How easy it is to feel lost."
Read "The Picnic" in @neitherfishnorfoul.com
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
Read "The Picnic" in @neitherfishnorfoul.com
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-hanl...
Issue 7 Hanlon/The Picnic — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
July 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM