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Fearlessly reporting events from Earth to the whole of the Empire. Authentic translation provided by actual Klingons and not some crappy AI.
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vumvamvaD poSDI' ghe''or lojmIt, not yonmoH Dochaj.
veqlargh DaqIH 'e' yItIv, petaQ!
veqlargh DaqIH 'e' yItIv, petaQ!
October 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
vumvamvaD poSDI' ghe''or lojmIt, not yonmoH Dochaj.
veqlargh DaqIH 'e' yItIv, petaQ!
veqlargh DaqIH 'e' yItIv, petaQ!
nepbogh taj Hol malja' muv nepwI' noy. cha'maH wej Qoylu'pu'DI' HaSta nompuq peSlu'.
#FoxNews #Leavitt #misinformation
#FoxNews #Leavitt #misinformation
Karoline Leavitt, who as White House press secretary was a firebrand defender of President Trump, is joining Fox News as a contributor, the network announced.
Former White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt joins Fox News as a contributor
Leavitt left her post as Donald Trump’s top spokesperson in August.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
nepbogh taj Hol malja' muv nepwI' noy. cha'maH wej Qoylu'pu'DI' HaSta nompuq peSlu'.
#FoxNews #Leavitt #misinformation
#FoxNews #Leavitt #misinformation
qaStaH beSbal qaD mIr. ‹SIqagho› paSlogh chIS 'oH wa' jeStaHbogh ghom'e'. ghomvetlh maS tera' maqlegh'a' ghen vav ye ‹lIy'o› wa'maH loSDIch net Sov. ghom QaHlI''a' tera'ngan Qun? tuch wItu'!
October 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
qaStaH beSbal qaD mIr. ‹SIqagho› paSlogh chIS 'oH wa' jeStaHbogh ghom'e'. ghomvetlh maS tera' maqlegh'a' ghen vav ye ‹lIy'o› wa'maH loSDIch net Sov. ghom QaHlI''a' tera'ngan Qun? tuch wItu'!
DaHjaj SenDeq chalqach HIv jIvvo' 'e' wIqaw. DaHjaj qaS wanI' DISjaj cha'maH vaghDIch. batlh Hoch vutqaQpu' qawlu'jaj.
September 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
DaHjaj SenDeq chalqach HIv jIvvo' 'e' wIqaw. DaHjaj qaS wanI' DISjaj cha'maH vaghDIch. batlh Hoch vutqaQpu' qawlu'jaj.
wa'Hu' ram Hoch 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rewbe'vaD vaghSaD Da'lar nob 'e' lay' DevwI' vum ‹tI'ramep›. Huch HevmeH rewbe'pu', ‹tI'ramep› rubyo' tlhach DuyvaD lapnIS. ghaytan Hat ghu'vam'e' chupbogh vum.
#klingon #trump #politics #midterms #tlhIngan
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
#klingon #trump #politics #midterms #tlhIngan
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
US citizens will receive $5,000 if Republicans win midterms, Trump claims in lengthy convention speech
President makes offer that would cost US over $1tn and asks voters to ‘pretend that I’m on the ballot’ despite being deeply unpopular among electorate
www.theguardian.com
September 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A trailblazer who topped the country and pop charts, Parton emerged from a hardscrabble Tennessee childhood to become a multiplatinum recording artist, Hollywood actress, philanthropist and the head of her own entertainment empire. on.wsj.com/4xoEEzU
Dolly Parton, Prolific Songwriter, Beloved Cultural Icon, Dies at 80
A trailblazer who topped the country and pop charts, Parton emerged from a hardscrabble Tennessee childhood to become a multiplatinum recording artist, Hollywood actress, philanthropist and the head of her own entertainment empire.
on.wsj.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Sep DevwI' mojpa' ‹tl'ramep›, javlogh Huch SuDmeH malja'mey Huch Hoch lojmoH ghaH.
chaq SepvaD wanI' qaSqa'moHtaH vum.
#klingon #trump
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
chaq SepvaD wanI' qaSqa'moHtaH vum.
#klingon #trump
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Jumpy bond markets make it clear: Trump risks driving US into debt crisis | Heather Stewart
Treasury secretary Scott Bessent’s attempt to calm bond markets is a sign of weakness not strength
www.theguardian.com
August 25, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Sep DevwI' mojpa' ‹tl'ramep›, javlogh Huch SuDmeH malja'mey Huch Hoch lojmoH ghaH.
chaq SepvaD wanI' qaSqa'moHtaH vum.
#klingon #trump
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
chaq SepvaD wanI' qaSqa'moHtaH vum.
#klingon #trump
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
August 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
![Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf holding a newborn Molly O'Brien in Ten Forward.
Writer Ronald D. Moore said the idea for "Disaster" came, appropriately, from his love of disaster movies. Despite budgetary constraints, Moore said the episode presented several opportunities for unique pairings and situations in which to place the cast: "I remember it was a good break session. ‘Cause you just kept coming up with lots of people trapped in different places and what could be happening over here and what could be happening over there [on the ship]. And you know, in that kind of classic disaster movie kind of way, they can't talk to each other and they're in a very tight location and these other people are at a different location, but they have no idea what's happening over there. I remember there were lots of pitches of different pairings of people. And it went through quite a few evolutions until we stuck on the particular storylines that we followed."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tfpnhgzmic34fnr3exokksxb/bafkreibsmjcbitwc4cy3aztykft3vq37nzjrc2jtz23dzdo6ntisarcqda)
tulwI': buy' HIvje' bID
tulHa'wI': chlm HIvje' bID
tlhIngan: HIvje'vo' Qoy'jaj jaghpu'lIj 'Iw 'Iq
#klingon
tulHa'wI': chlm HIvje' bID
tlhIngan: HIvje'vo' Qoy'jaj jaghpu'lIj 'Iw 'Iq
#klingon
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Historian: The cup can teach you a lot of things that you do not want to know
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Historian: The cup can teach you a lot of things that you do not want to know
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
August 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
tulwI': buy' HIvje' bID
tulHa'wI': chlm HIvje' bID
tlhIngan: HIvje'vo' Qoy'jaj jaghpu'lIj 'Iw 'Iq
#klingon
tulHa'wI': chlm HIvje' bID
tlhIngan: HIvje'vo' Qoy'jaj jaghpu'lIj 'Iw 'Iq
#klingon
qen pegh SovchoHlu': 'elbaHrenDaq Dujmey peSbogh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' waw' Qaw'ta' 'I'ran. Duj qengwI' ‹lInqon› QaplaHmeH Dotlh Sabqu'moH wanI'vam. newrepublic.com/post/214510/... via @newrepublic.com
Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied
According to a report from MS NOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.
newrepublic.com
August 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
qen pegh SovchoHlu': 'elbaHrenDaq Dujmey peSbogh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' waw' Qaw'ta' 'I'ran. Duj qengwI' ‹lInqon› QaplaHmeH Dotlh Sabqu'moH wanI'vam. newrepublic.com/post/214510/... via @newrepublic.com
Always the Klingon bridesmaid, never the Klingon bride, *sigh*.
August 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Always the Klingon bridesmaid, never the Klingon bride, *sigh*.
June 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
DaHjaj nuyorgh vengDaq qaS buq quj DIvI''a' qaD mIr Qav quj wej. qaDchuq nuyorgh ‹mIDnganpu'› ghom, San 'antonyo ‹va'nuch DuQwI'mey› ghom je.
qaSaHvIS DIS law' pop'a' jonbe' nuyorgh ghom. po' qujwI' ghomvam 'ej Seyqu' vIlle'pu'Daj.
[taH QInvam...]
#NBA #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs #Trump #klingon
qaSaHvIS DIS law' pop'a' jonbe' nuyorgh ghom. po' qujwI' ghomvam 'ej Seyqu' vIlle'pu'Daj.
[taH QInvam...]
#NBA #NBAFinals #Knicks #Spurs #Trump #klingon
June 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
QuHqu'bogh ghoch 'oHba'! bISumchugh yISuch! chaq bImej not DaneH. chaq bImej not 'e' chaw'lu'.
#klingon #obama
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
#klingon #obama
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
‘Like a Klingon prison’: inside Barack Obama’s audacious, near-windowless, $850m presidential library
Towering over a low-income area of Chicago, and wrapped in a speech that’s hard to decipher, this controversial monolith feels like a menacing sci-fi HQ. Is it a monument – or a mausoleum?
www.theguardian.com
June 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
QuHqu'bogh ghoch 'oHba'! bISumchugh yISuch! chaq bImej not DaneH. chaq bImej not 'e' chaw'lu'.
#klingon #obama
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
#klingon #obama
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
le'yo' jaj yIlop, tera'nganpu'!
«Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej meHemtaH 'e' wIHech.»
#pride #pridemonth #klingon
«Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej meHemtaH 'e' wIHech.»
#pride #pridemonth #klingon
June 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
le'yo' jaj yIlop, tera'nganpu'!
«Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej meHemtaH 'e' wIHech.»
#pride #pridemonth #klingon
«Hem tlhIngan Segh 'ej meHemtaH 'e' wIHech.»
#pride #pridemonth #klingon
mI'meH pa''a' mutlhmeH nab lIHDI' *Donal tlramep*, cha'SaDbIp Da'lar 'oH DIlmeH Huch'e'. luDIl maIja' neH ghot tlhIn neH joq.
DaHjaj DIlmeH Huch DI'pu'bogh maqlu'pu'. jInmolvaD wa'Saghan Da'lar Suq neH *tIramep*. 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rewbe' Huch 'oH!
ta' maw' Da petaQvam!!!
DaHjaj DIlmeH Huch DI'pu'bogh maqlu'pu'. jInmolvaD wa'Saghan Da'lar Suq neH *tIramep*. 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rewbe' Huch 'oH!
ta' maw' Da petaQvam!!!
May 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
mI'meH pa''a' mutlhmeH nab lIHDI' *Donal tlramep*, cha'SaDbIp Da'lar 'oH DIlmeH Huch'e'. luDIl maIja' neH ghot tlhIn neH joq.
DaHjaj DIlmeH Huch DI'pu'bogh maqlu'pu'. jInmolvaD wa'Saghan Da'lar Suq neH *tIramep*. 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rewbe' Huch 'oH!
ta' maw' Da petaQvam!!!
DaHjaj DIlmeH Huch DI'pu'bogh maqlu'pu'. jInmolvaD wa'Saghan Da'lar Suq neH *tIramep*. 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' rewbe' Huch 'oH!
ta' maw' Da petaQvam!!!
maw'choHDI' tlhIngan DevwI'pu', DIHoH. nap mIw' 'ej lI'.
April 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
maw'choHDI' tlhIngan DevwI'pu', DIHoH. nap mIw' 'ej lI'.
tlhIngan DujDaq beq ra'chu' HoD 'ej lobchu' SuvwI'. 'ach ngoy'Ha'choHchugh HoD, batlh ghaH chot yaS wa'DIch net pIH 'ej ghIq patlh gheS. qaStaHvIS DIS law' Qapqu' ngochvam.
maw'wI' DataHchugh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' DevwI', 'ej QapHa'taHchugh qum mIwmey motlh, chaq tlhIngan ngoch waHlu' net tlheb.
maw'wI' DataHchugh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' DevwI', 'ej QapHa'taHchugh qum mIwmey motlh, chaq tlhIngan ngoch waHlu' net tlheb.
March 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
tlhIngan DujDaq beq ra'chu' HoD 'ej lobchu' SuvwI'. 'ach ngoy'Ha'choHchugh HoD, batlh ghaH chot yaS wa'DIch net pIH 'ej ghIq patlh gheS. qaStaHvIS DIS law' Qapqu' ngochvam.
maw'wI' DataHchugh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' DevwI', 'ej QapHa'taHchugh qum mIwmey motlh, chaq tlhIngan ngoch waHlu' net tlheb.
maw'wI' DataHchugh 'amerI'qa' SepjIjQa' DevwI', 'ej QapHa'taHchugh qum mIwmey motlh, chaq tlhIngan ngoch waHlu' net tlheb.
Reposted by The News, But In Klingon™
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The CROWD roars, mek'leths raised, and rushes KLINGON RODNEY, killing him instantly
KLINGON RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Hey everybody... we're all gonna go to Sto-vo-Kor!
The CROWD roars, mek'leths raised, and rushes KLINGON RODNEY, killing him instantly
March 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
EXT. KLINGON CADDYSHACK
KLINGON RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Hey everybody... we're all gonna go to Sto-vo-Kor!
The CROWD roars, mek'leths raised, and rushes KLINGON RODNEY, killing him instantly
KLINGON RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Hey everybody... we're all gonna go to Sto-vo-Kor!
The CROWD roars, mek'leths raised, and rushes KLINGON RODNEY, killing him instantly
'amerI'qa' SepjljQa' bIQ'a' HeH chanDaq ghoStaH jevbogh muD pat. rab 'ej HoSghaj. SuS 'e' 'aqlu'. peDqu' 'e' 'aqlu'. tlhInganpu' tlhIngan Hol jatlhwI'pu' ghap mItbogh De' chu''e' DaneHchugh, wanI'vam yIjIHtaH!
February 22, 2026 at 5:49 PM
'amerI'qa' SepjljQa' bIQ'a' HeH chanDaq ghoStaH jevbogh muD pat. rab 'ej HoSghaj. SuS 'e' 'aqlu'. peDqu' 'e' 'aqlu'. tlhInganpu' tlhIngan Hol jatlhwI'pu' ghap mItbogh De' chu''e' DaneHchugh, wanI'vam yIjIHtaH!
HIQoytaH: DaH Hov leng muchDaq tlhIngan Har'eyngan luchawlu'chugh vaj 'IHwI'pu'vam vIyar vIneHbej.
February 21, 2026 at 2:06 PM
HIQoytaH: DaH Hov leng muchDaq tlhIngan Har'eyngan luchawlu'chugh vaj 'IHwI'pu'vam vIyar vIneHbej.
SuvwI' qa' ghaj tera'ngan be'vam!
February 20, 2026 at 5:27 AM
SuvwI' qa' ghaj tera'ngan be'vam!
Klingon Tongue Twister:
QoQ QaQ Qoyqang Qang 'ach QoQqoq QoyQo' Qang.
-The Chancellor is willing to listen to good music but the Chancellor won't listen to so-called "music".
QoQ QaQ Qoyqang Qang 'ach QoQqoq QoyQo' Qang.
-The Chancellor is willing to listen to good music but the Chancellor won't listen to so-called "music".
Finnish Tongue Twister:
Älä rääkkääkään kissaa. - Don't tease your cat.
Älä rääkkääkään kissaa. - Don't tease your cat.
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Klingon Tongue Twister:
QoQ QaQ Qoyqang Qang 'ach QoQqoq QoyQo' Qang.
-The Chancellor is willing to listen to good music but the Chancellor won't listen to so-called "music".
QoQ QaQ Qoyqang Qang 'ach QoQqoq QoyQo' Qang.
-The Chancellor is willing to listen to good music but the Chancellor won't listen to so-called "music".