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Jori 🌞🏳️‍🌈
@newsynonsense.bsky.social
Neurodivergent writer and editor. Lover of fantasy. Painter.

She/Her
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“Finish every day and be done with it.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson writes to his daughter in 1854.
October 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Tuberville has 100% jorked it to Disney's Robin Hood
Obsessed with Furries: The Tommy Tuberville Story
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
September 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
September 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Better
Joshua Aj
ALT: Joshua Aj
static.klipy.com
September 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid."

Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
September 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid."

Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
Incredibly disappointing ad from Mary Peltola (D-AK) saying she neither supports "kids getting surgeries to change genders or men in girls bathrooms."

Yes, flipping the Senate is essential and can stop bad laws and bad judges from happening, but she can do it without my support from the lower 48.
September 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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TRANSMANIAN DEVIL LMAOOO
September 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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I would like the liberals screaming on social media about releasing the Epstein files to read the material that has been released where Jeffrey Epstein very deliberately talks about his plan to engineer right wing politics around transphobia in order to conquer greater society
September 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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“I got your ‘eat shit’ loud and clear” is incredible work, well played by the machine on that one
Very funny to me when these bookclub scammers just plug my responses into ChatGPT and come up with the most obsequious responses
September 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
September 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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so far these are the big real uses of AI

1. Analyzing huge data sets better than we could before

2. Automate hacking and malware to an unprecedented degree

3. Supercharge fraud beyond all prior precedent

4. Flood the internet with slop / disinfo

Where's the change in our very nature?
September 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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MAHA has been in power for two years. They have decimated basic science, gutted food safety surveillance and kicked millions of people off food stamps.

*That* is their ideology, not their polite platitudes about corporate control of the food supply.
September 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is so infuriating. I am so fucking furious
Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
September 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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this pisses me off so much. imagine being a literal child in another country and having the US secretary of defense make fun of you for some fucking reason
This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.
September 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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A reminder that when evangelicals say “parental rights” they mean they want to be allowed to beat their children.
Linda McMahon: "After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents' knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before"
August 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Trump is raising Minnesotans’ bills because they voted against him three times.

www.twincities.com/2026/08/18/m...
Minnesota grant cancellations political, Trump administration concedes
The Trump administration admitted it canceled more than $7.5 billion in federal grants last October “based solely” on whether the projects were planned in Democratic states.
www.twincities.com
August 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
August 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Not sure what else anybody might need.

Even if you don't care about the environment. Even if you don't care about IP theft. Even if you don't care about a world full of incompetence.

"It literally makes you dumber."
August 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
August 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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@newsynonsense.bsky.social and I have a very unique manner of caring for our son's needs.

I identify his needs
And my wife cares for those needs.

We believe very firmly in the redistribution of labor in this household.
August 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I cannot be the only one who absolutely adores The Fall of Ile-Rien trilogy by @marthawells.com

It is just such a cool story with good characters and non-stop action. I swear it doesn't get talked about enough. I just got done reading it for the fourth time.
August 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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This, imo, is still boring and true.
August 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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For decades now we were told that DSA types could never be competitive in the heartland, and with that framing, a half a percent loss in fucking Wisconsin actually shows the potential of the left.
August 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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As a reporter I cannot accept swag from any organization I might cover worth more than about $50: “a bottle of wine may be OK. A case is not.” And I don’t have regulatory power over them.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr’s latest financial report said Paramount gave him tickets to the 2025 Kennedy Center gala worth $12,390.

He and his wife sat in skybox seats. Such seats sold for $125,000 a piece, according to Kennedy Center guidelines.
FCC Commissioners Face Ethics Complaints for Taking Luxury Gifts From Paramount
Citing a ProPublica report on Paramount providing luxury Kennedy Center gala tickets to FCC officials, the complaints note that commissioners accepted the gifts while the FCC was reviewing or about to...
www.propublica.org
August 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
July 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM