Niall Hawthorne
@niallhawthorne.bsky.social
Complicated Wicked Sense Of Humour Prone To Forgetting Punctuation
Evolution takes time.
Nature moulds evolution over centuries, there's a lad called Darwin who wrote a book about it.
But there's a lad called Iraola who's rewriting the rules of evolution with #LFC
Turning lethargy to energy, porous to solid, angry to happy
In record time...
Nature moulds evolution over centuries, there's a lad called Darwin who wrote a book about it.
But there's a lad called Iraola who's rewriting the rules of evolution with #LFC
Turning lethargy to energy, porous to solid, angry to happy
In record time...
September 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Evolution takes time.
Nature moulds evolution over centuries, there's a lad called Darwin who wrote a book about it.
But there's a lad called Iraola who's rewriting the rules of evolution with #LFC
Turning lethargy to energy, porous to solid, angry to happy
In record time...
Nature moulds evolution over centuries, there's a lad called Darwin who wrote a book about it.
But there's a lad called Iraola who's rewriting the rules of evolution with #LFC
Turning lethargy to energy, porous to solid, angry to happy
In record time...
The irony is, Szoboszlai's howitzer last night was the only accurate pass he made after he came on.
Covering a multitude of sins. He genuin6stank the place up until that screamer.
#LFC
Covering a multitude of sins. He genuin6stank the place up until that screamer.
#LFC
September 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
The irony is, Szoboszlai's howitzer last night was the only accurate pass he made after he came on.
Covering a multitude of sins. He genuin6stank the place up until that screamer.
#LFC
Covering a multitude of sins. He genuin6stank the place up until that screamer.
#LFC
Multi-millionaire Ed Sheeran: Ooh, might lose a few bob, gotta fuck over Macklemore, keep those stadium owners happy.
Young Irish Artists getting their 1st big break on his tour: Yeah, fuck this, we know what's right and wrong, money doesn't matter.
#Edsheeran #beoga #aaronrowe
Young Irish Artists getting their 1st big break on his tour: Yeah, fuck this, we know what's right and wrong, money doesn't matter.
#Edsheeran #beoga #aaronrowe
September 15, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Multi-millionaire Ed Sheeran: Ooh, might lose a few bob, gotta fuck over Macklemore, keep those stadium owners happy.
Young Irish Artists getting their 1st big break on his tour: Yeah, fuck this, we know what's right and wrong, money doesn't matter.
#Edsheeran #beoga #aaronrowe
Young Irish Artists getting their 1st big break on his tour: Yeah, fuck this, we know what's right and wrong, money doesn't matter.
#Edsheeran #beoga #aaronrowe
Official Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble: "Oh lawd! Work to be done, Good Friday Agreement, time for steady nerves"
Unofficial Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble:
Unofficial Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble:
Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Smiling
ALT: Thierry Henry Thierry Henry Smiling
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September 12, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Official Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble: "Oh lawd! Work to be done, Good Friday Agreement, time for steady nerves"
Unofficial Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble:
Unofficial Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble:
Compared to last season #LFC are vastly improved in terms of purpose, intensity and speed.
Accuracy and stamina need to improve, but will come.
Araujo is now a vital cog.
Some issues: Gravenberch reading the game situation, Kerkez needs a 'robust' player ahead of him.
Onwards #UCL
Accuracy and stamina need to improve, but will come.
Araujo is now a vital cog.
Some issues: Gravenberch reading the game situation, Kerkez needs a 'robust' player ahead of him.
Onwards #UCL
September 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is “gullible”
KID: definition
JUDGE: easily deceived
KID: sentence
JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible
KID: spelling
JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
JUDGE: your word is “gullible”
KID: definition
JUDGE: easily deceived
KID: sentence
JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible
KID: spelling
JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
September 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
[spelling bee]
JUDGE: your word is “gullible”
KID: definition
JUDGE: easily deceived
KID: sentence
JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible
KID: spelling
JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
JUDGE: your word is “gullible”
KID: definition
JUDGE: easily deceived
KID: sentence
JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible
KID: spelling
JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
Ireland is, on the global scale, a village.
When you become a global star, everyone in the village has your back.
Bono, Rory, Shaneo, Niall, Sonia, Dervla....all paying tribute to Katie...and we all know who I'm talking about.
#katie
When you become a global star, everyone in the village has your back.
Bono, Rory, Shaneo, Niall, Sonia, Dervla....all paying tribute to Katie...and we all know who I'm talking about.
#katie
September 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ireland is, on the global scale, a village.
When you become a global star, everyone in the village has your back.
Bono, Rory, Shaneo, Niall, Sonia, Dervla....all paying tribute to Katie...and we all know who I'm talking about.
#katie
When you become a global star, everyone in the village has your back.
Bono, Rory, Shaneo, Niall, Sonia, Dervla....all paying tribute to Katie...and we all know who I'm talking about.
#katie
#KatieTaylor in Croke Park.
I'm almost 50 years old and this is a unique moment in history and sports.
What a moment. What a legend.
#boxing
I'm almost 50 years old and this is a unique moment in history and sports.
What a moment. What a legend.
#boxing
September 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
#KatieTaylor in Croke Park.
I'm almost 50 years old and this is a unique moment in history and sports.
What a moment. What a legend.
#boxing
I'm almost 50 years old and this is a unique moment in history and sports.
What a moment. What a legend.
#boxing
September 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
August 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Here are some of the songs I've been listening to this summer. It starts with a song Michelle and I love by Glen Hansard, a great musician who passed tragically this week. Our hearts go out to his family.
July 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Here are some of the songs I've been listening to this summer. It starts with a song Michelle and I love by Glen Hansard, a great musician who passed tragically this week. Our hearts go out to his family.
I mean, it's Glenn Hansard.
Here are some of the songs I've been listening to this summer. It starts with a song Michelle and I love by Glen Hansard, a great musician who passed tragically this week. Our hearts go out to his family.
July 30, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I mean, it's Glenn Hansard.
If Mayo don't win from here, they should be dissolved into Galway
July 26, 2026 at 3:42 PM
If Mayo don't win from here, they should be dissolved into Galway
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Means that these kits are cost effective both on a financial and human level.
So send them your bags of shite ya shitebags
So send them your bags of shite ya shitebags
July 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Means that these kits are cost effective both on a financial and human level.
So send them your bags of shite ya shitebags
So send them your bags of shite ya shitebags
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If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra
www.youtube.com
July 20, 2026 at 11:36 AM
If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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Pioneer and superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary.
A fitting tribute to a true great of English football, by @draper-rob.bsky.social for @sport.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A fitting tribute to a true great of English football, by @draper-rob.bsky.social for @sport.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A pioneer and a superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary
The former England manager may be remembered by many for his ‘I’d love it’ rant in 1996, but that should not obscure the remarkable nature of his football career
www.theguardian.com
July 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Pioneer and superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary.
A fitting tribute to a true great of English football, by @draper-rob.bsky.social for @sport.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A fitting tribute to a true great of English football, by @draper-rob.bsky.social for @sport.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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A left-back renowned for scoring long-range goals who actually blammed way more over the bar than people realised … and Roberto Carlos.
July 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A left-back renowned for scoring long-range goals who actually blammed way more over the bar than people realised … and Roberto Carlos.
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Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
July 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
That result Sphinx.
Absolutely Sphinx.
Absolutely Sphinx.
July 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That result Sphinx.
Absolutely Sphinx.
Absolutely Sphinx.
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This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino
July 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino
July 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Aye, aye, FIFA, Trump and the #WorldCup are in.
This is now fixed
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July 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Aye, aye, FIFA, Trump and the #WorldCup are in.