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Jeff 🏳️‍🌈🥌
@nobody1300.bsky.social
Fan of all of the racing and most of the sports. curler. gay. amateur baker. Meteorology PhD. ASU '14, OU '16, '24 IG: jeff.13 he/him

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Have they tried sending more texts?
October 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm a proud graduate of an elite university 🔱
Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."
October 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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October 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Yanks tried to run the Jeffrey Maier playbook again to save their season. We have replay now, losers!
October 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
We should probably talk about AltNOAA🧵:
October 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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All these accounts suck.
We should probably talk about AltNOAA🧵:
October 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Drop some ghost 🥌👻
October 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I was always partial to this paper for his first affiliation
October 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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I'm not saying this needs to be fixed, but it did, saladshooters would do it.

bsky.app/profile/road...
October 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
l o n g w a r n i n g
October 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Reborder #279
🇧🇼🇿🇼 92
🇰🇭🇱🇦 83
🇬🇶🇬🇦 100
🇷🇴🇧🇬 90
Total: 365/400 🌍

Play: reborder.app
October 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Scientific diagrams that look like shitposts:
2026 physics laureate Francis Halzen realised that ice at the South Pole could be used to track particles known as neutrinos. His vision and scientific leadership have been fundamental for the IceCube Neutrino Observatory – a cubic kilometre of ice that is equipped with light sensors.
October 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Ferruccio Lamborghini, ca. 1964:
And specifically fuck Enzo, throw that piece of shit out of the game
Messi runs into somebody and then pretends that person hit him, seriously, fuck the Argentine team, want them to lose
October 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The trailer for Titan AE terrified me
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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despite the perception, many nascar fans are environmentalists actually. they’re always complaining about the dirty air
October 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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October 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
300 IQ play, which I guess is why he got into Harvard
HARVARD HAIL MARY AND LATERAL TO WIN
October 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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(disappointed girl with a pursuit kink voice) oh that's what a chaser is
September 30, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I went to the Ace hardware and they told me to look in the cock aisle

What a disappointment
October 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
October 3, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
April 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
*guy at a Handel+Haydn Society concert*

I'm getting a lot of handel and/or Haydn from this piece
October 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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October 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM