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This is because Pete Hegseth took a shit in it
Friend sent me this photo he took today of the Reflecting Pool
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June 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This is because Pete Hegseth took a shit in it
Video of @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social talking Wemby after the game.
Mike Finger and The Flagrant 2s had a great run. But I know they will come back wiser, stronger, and sexier in the fall.
Mike Finger and The Flagrant 2s had a great run. But I know they will come back wiser, stronger, and sexier in the fall.
June 14, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Video of @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social talking Wemby after the game.
Mike Finger and The Flagrant 2s had a great run. But I know they will come back wiser, stronger, and sexier in the fall.
Mike Finger and The Flagrant 2s had a great run. But I know they will come back wiser, stronger, and sexier in the fall.
Very excited for Tom and The Flagrant 2s
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May 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Very excited for Tom and The Flagrant 2s
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Win or Lose - I’m not watching anymore Oklahoma City games after this series. I watch over 70 regular season Spurs games every year. I suffer Luka whining. I choke down Celtics 3 ball parades.
I’m not doing this anymore. #porvida
I’m not doing this anymore. #porvida
May 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Win or Lose - I’m not watching anymore Oklahoma City games after this series. I watch over 70 regular season Spurs games every year. I suffer Luka whining. I choke down Celtics 3 ball parades.
I’m not doing this anymore. #porvida
I’m not doing this anymore. #porvida
Crazy that Wemby has been big dicked by that little bald turd 3x. That’s going to be a painful offseason for him and all the Spurs fans. #porvida
May 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Crazy that Wemby has been big dicked by that little bald turd 3x. That’s going to be a painful offseason for him and all the Spurs fans. #porvida
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Usually the onion is funny but this is a miss. This has happened to my cousin Tebney & we have no recourse
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
WASHINGTON—In a troubling discovery that has public health researchers on high alert for a wider outbreak, a team of Georgetown University epidemiologists announced Tuesday that they had confirmed the...
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May 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Usually the onion is funny but this is a miss. This has happened to my cousin Tebney & we have no recourse
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Billionaires say they’re building bunkers because the apocalypse is coming but really it’s because people fucking hate them
April 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Billionaires say they’re building bunkers because the apocalypse is coming but really it’s because people fucking hate them
Good, Linda. You should be scared.
April 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Good, Linda. You should be scared.
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Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."
April 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."
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I’m sorry, Astros. *Grabs pencil and paper.* What does Chase the Fight mean again? What exactly is the fight? Is that the division, is it competitive games, or is it maybe like a final boss type situation? #ChaseTheFight
April 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’m sorry, Astros. *Grabs pencil and paper.* What does Chase the Fight mean again? What exactly is the fight? Is that the division, is it competitive games, or is it maybe like a final boss type situation? #ChaseTheFight
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Thank you Mr President. You did a good job. Now you can have a burnt steak with ketchup & 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
March 20, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Thank you Mr President. You did a good job. Now you can have a burnt steak with ketchup & 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
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The AI tech executives can easily be put into their own data centers, reconverted into AI prison compounds, all condemned to solitary confinement except for 24/7 mandatory interaction with the AI fakeness they created
March 17, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The AI tech executives can easily be put into their own data centers, reconverted into AI prison compounds, all condemned to solitary confinement except for 24/7 mandatory interaction with the AI fakeness they created
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Seems pretty incriminating...
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Seems pretty incriminating...
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Israeli soldiers guarding Thunberg told her they learned “little whore” & “whore Greta” in Swedish so they could taunt her - while kicking her - in custody. This was for trying to bring food & medicine to Gaza. 🇵🇸❤️✊🏼 www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
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October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Israeli soldiers guarding Thunberg told her they learned “little whore” & “whore Greta” in Swedish so they could taunt her - while kicking her - in custody. This was for trying to bring food & medicine to Gaza. 🇵🇸❤️✊🏼 www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
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May I ask you to watch this video about Noah’s Ark Children’s Hospice? They made my family’s life so much warmer when our son Henry was dying. If so moved, you can support their work here: noahsarkhospice.org.uk/donate-from-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlh...
From That Moment 2025
YouTube video by Noah's Ark Children's Hospice
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October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
May I ask you to watch this video about Noah’s Ark Children’s Hospice? They made my family’s life so much warmer when our son Henry was dying. If so moved, you can support their work here: noahsarkhospice.org.uk/donate-from-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlh...
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Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rudy Giuliani asked to leave Cuomo fundraiser because he keeps looking up “Tilly Norwood nude” on the iPad hooked up to the projector
I wish @robdelaney.bsky.social was on GenV as The Jogging Virgin.
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I wish @robdelaney.bsky.social was on GenV as The Jogging Virgin.
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I’ve made a lot of friends here since joining bluesky last year, and it’s been wonderful to be part of such a welcoming community, but it’s time to jettison them all now that actual celebs are arriving and I can suck up to them instead
November 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I’ve made a lot of friends here since joining bluesky last year, and it’s been wonderful to be part of such a welcoming community, but it’s time to jettison them all now that actual celebs are arriving and I can suck up to them instead