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@funguspotion.bsky.social this but it's a bandolier of rats
Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
October 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
@funguspotion.bsky.social this but it's a bandolier of rats
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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
October 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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Folks, today’s the day
October 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Folks, today’s the day
who up heart ofing they darknesses
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
October 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
who up heart ofing they darknesses
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cybernetic hivemind babies train for days to master the art of coughing in phase, so the amplitude of the cough is linear with the number of babies present
October 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
cybernetic hivemind babies train for days to master the art of coughing in phase, so the amplitude of the cough is linear with the number of babies present
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it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there
December 28, 2023 at 8:48 PM
it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there
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Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
September 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
if the second coming of your god knocked on your door, you would call the police
September 24, 2026 at 6:34 PM
if the second coming of your god knocked on your door, you would call the police
drag king named Gyorgi Clowns
September 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
drag king named Gyorgi Clowns
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September, but I lost my 45 adapter
September 22, 2026 at 2:11 AM
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
poop shew
September 22, 2026 at 5:17 AM
poop shew
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what i think is objective reality and anything that disagrees with me is jsut dangerous ideology. i dont know what ideology means. or objective
September 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
what i think is objective reality and anything that disagrees with me is jsut dangerous ideology. i dont know what ideology means. or objective
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Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
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*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp
*still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
*still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
September 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp
*still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
*still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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movie about promiscuous dirtbag retro gamers called “low poly”
September 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
movie about promiscuous dirtbag retro gamers called “low poly”
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As a musician, you should always focus your energy on making music in genres that you don’t like, as these will be the types of music that most need your help.
September 13, 2026 at 10:23 AM
As a musician, you should always focus your energy on making music in genres that you don’t like, as these will be the types of music that most need your help.
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Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
September 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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The song remains the same.
September 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The song remains the same.
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![A shitpost made from a wellness style post
02 - shaming people for [financial fraud]
[Financial fraud] can be a coping mechanism for people who can’t afford therapy. Not everyone is neurotypical and sometimes a nice [embezzlement] is needed to relax](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sh4mg4tqcwuyj4gqwabm347l/bafkreiec3iz4as3ypqyiydv2wqt6vxporxmtmvwd2fu7hw5l7awefnlgji)
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Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
September 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
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no we hadnt heard that. we’re the stupidest living people on earth
latest @boontavista.com episode pushed the button on one of my dumbest pet peeves. “oh no you fed chicken to a seagull”. hey buddy, think that’s weird? did you know t rex ate dinosaurs? sharks eat fish? ever eat a mammal?
September 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
no we hadnt heard that. we’re the stupidest living people on earth
latest @boontavista.com episode pushed the button on one of my dumbest pet peeves. “oh no you fed chicken to a seagull”. hey buddy, think that’s weird? did you know t rex ate dinosaurs? sharks eat fish? ever eat a mammal?
September 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
latest @boontavista.com episode pushed the button on one of my dumbest pet peeves. “oh no you fed chicken to a seagull”. hey buddy, think that’s weird? did you know t rex ate dinosaurs? sharks eat fish? ever eat a mammal?
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thank you lesbian tractor witch
September 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
thank you lesbian tractor witch