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Norah Woodsey
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Sci-fi author with a nearly blank imdb page. Former moderator and fourth generation Brooklynite.

books: norahwoodsey.com/books
Pinned
Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe
I wish I could hear Max’s reaction to the new sprint race at Monaco
September 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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September 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
hey fellow millennials with apple music, look at this

music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
Walgreens with Mom 88-92 by Maura Sullivan on Apple Music
Playlist · 20 Songs
music.apple.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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who amongst us has not had this happen
Air to Ground Message:

HI WE HAVE 2 ENTRIES FOR ELOG P1 PTT BUTTON IS STICKY AND A CROISSAN FELL ON THE PRINTER AREA CLEANED IT AS BEST WE CAN BUT THINK CRUMBS MAY HAVE FALLEN IN

Area: Le Mans, France
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #a67ff6fcbdf
F: #f8ed8b89aaa
September 15, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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She’s an Emmy winner!!!
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil
September 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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That’s good Bluesky
September 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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So, as you may have heard from me, the first excerpt from @beckbook.com drops in print and online at a big outlet in less than a week

I just got to see the first proofed pages of the print version, and holy shit y'all ain't ready
September 15, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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THAT'S RIGHT
September 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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very tough to tell with these people whether they are genuinely this stupid or merely think that all of us are this stupid
NEW: Trump Jr.’s new wife says “dear friend” Umar Kremlev—an oligarch in Vladimir Putin’s inner circle—just paid for a “fun weekend with friends” that happened to turn into their wedding.
September 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
his spokesperson: they are personal friends!

his brother: who?
September 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
September 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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My husband went to high school and college with Macklemore. I think they played little league baseball together, too?

That’s your fun fact for the day.
May 7, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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oh no the shot made my dog like trains and be really into 15th century history as his special interest
Pets cannot “get autism”, vaccines don’t cause autism and if your pet did “get autism” how would that even pose problem?!?
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
September 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Bob Mackie Forever!
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
huh who wouldve guessed a llm company would allow third parties to view sensitive private information without clear consent

www.404media.co/inside-proje...
Inside ‘Project Lily’: The Humans Reading Your ChatGPT Chats
Humans are reading ChatGPT users’ prompts to improve OpenAI’s models, and those chats can include sensitive, personal information, according to leaked internal documents and real prompts seen by 404 M...
www.404media.co
September 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
“Did regular people in France wear nightgowns or pajamas in the 14th century”
What’s the most ridiculous or boring thing you’ve researched for a story? I had to look up whether being expelled from a college appears on transcripts. So boring, but so necessary #writingq #WritingCommunity
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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There is a corner of the internet I had never heard of before I started reporting this story.

It’s called the “burnerverse”: a network of anon burner accounts ostensibly discussing college sports. But they have another goal: destroying young girls’ lives.🧵:

www.wired.com/story/burner...
A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
www.wired.com
September 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Air to Ground Message:

ATC LAUGHED AT MY REQUEST

Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8
A: #afe60ede523
F: #f878e0b267f
September 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Hey comic girlies, I would suggest getting your flu and COVID vaccine/booster before attending NYCC! It's almost here!
Tara Maclay: I Hold All The Cards
ALT: Tara Maclay: I Hold All The Cards
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September 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hey nyc, I got my nuvaxovid aka novavax at the cvs at 38 Warren in Manhattan earlier today
September 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Watching Finding Your Roots and one of the kids said, “these people have lots of colors in their circle chart. it is sad your circle chart was so boring.”
Met a man from Dublin today who leaned in and gestured at my face. “You have a lil Irish in you, I think!” and I said, “Oh my parents’ families are from Galway. 23andme says they are cousins.”

And he laughed and said, “Proper Irish, then!”

He is now the 4th Irish person to say this to me 😅
September 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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"store in cool, dry, dark place" same bro same
September 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM