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Restating the obvious…
@norcalgardenofeden.bsky.social
Free-Trade Radical looking for a blade to sharpen.
Wish I had something funny to say.
Let’s go rafting!
California Apoligist
War for Halloween!
October 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
join the continental red brigade
or
put a big short via market options and ride it to the bottom
If it bursts the moment a Democrat takes office, I’m becoming a communist.
-AI bubble could burst within two years, triggering a severe market crash, strategist warns
-Michael Novogratz: AI is in the biggest bubble of our lifetime @seekingalpha
October 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
This man meets the definition of a neo-Nazi on multiple dimensions and in plain language.
Q: How do you define socialism personally?

JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Celebrity shit poast extraordinaire
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
October 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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i've never been a cultural relativist so this is easy for me: the culture of the American Right fucking sucks.

they worship malice and mediocrity.

they venerate nothing of value.
October 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
After I pop a cork in Sacramento I am absolutely driving into San Francisco for the street party…
I'll concede San Diego is a touch too staid to make this list, but friends? Seattle is going to be bananas, no?
All due respect to our great blue cities across the nation - all wonderful places to be! - but nowhere is going to deliver on the Day When It Finally Happens like our hatin’ asses in Philadelphia.
October 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If people have 2 computers they are sex pest, 51% of the time.
we should bring back the "one computer per household" rule, along with the phrase "i'm going on the computer"
October 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Fuck Thom Tillis and the book he rode in on.
October 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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This month is the 10th anniversary of David S Pumpkins
Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
What is this fucking garbage…like some sort of Einstein deserves the ovens joke?
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences

if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
October 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This is the content I’m looking for on my microblog site of choice.
I bought a box of this at Costco mostly on a lark (I love buying stupid drinks) and it's honestly worse than you'd think. It's not just seltzer because they really do seem to be trying to make hard seltzer non-alcoholic. There's a pretty off-putting fake alcohol flavour and aftertaste for "bite"
great news, fam—they finally found a way to make hard seltzer without the alcohol
October 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Can you imagine how bad it'd be if shit sucked in a way that wasn't generally somewhat funny?
October 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I’m tired of judging people on a curve because they have an asshole parent(s)…yes he is warped by wealth, but I’m tired of that two-step, if the most privileged get a pass on being actualized citizens at birth on top of the regular privilege…c’mon he should be judged more harshly!
that doesn't mean he's not going to do horrific amounts of damage to peoples' lives or the body politic but i don't think he's going to be, like, specifically trying to do that necessarily
October 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Wynn's Law remains undefeated.
October 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Okay, if a woman can no longer be in public going about her civil business we are cooked…and more cops aren’t going to fix this. they might even make it worse.
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
October 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Loser!
Still sucking Trump’s dick this late in the game?
BAIER: The president says 'SI.' Are you into SI or AI?

BEZOS: I do like SI, because 'artificial' is not a very flattering thing. Like, nobody wants an artificial sweetener, artificial flavoring.
October 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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"How do you actually use it for irl problems" was always a reductive take on mathematics as an academic discipline, but if it's going to be operated more like an oil refinery, that becomes a pretty useful question
October 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Hell of a design choice!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gY0...
New sideshow deterrent installed at North Stockton intersection
YouTube video by CBS News Sacramento
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
That’s why we get extra dessert at the commune, they know our existence is ruined even in utopia, and so we deserve our treats.
I would be an accountant but I don’t really like it.
October 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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The most psychotic possible framing of this
archive.is/202609271858...
October 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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They will NEVER understand our relationship with the land (parking lot where you buy fentanyl)
October 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Maine, where they rub salt in their own wounds.
however the election shakes out, a minor lesson of 2026 is that maine is basically an alien planet where everyone is a grumpy old salt retiree at birth and we should consider giving them to canada as an apology and goodwill gesture for what we did to the Expos
October 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
In the parlance of our times: Temu Obama
Donor class ghouls who thought Obama had far too much freethinking and independence
October 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM