Schadenfreude
normalpony.bsky.social
Schadenfreude
@normalpony.bsky.social
Old-school MLP changeling. Chrysalis Loyalist. Polychromatic before it was trendy. Pro-am psyop dabbling in Terran politics because I think you're funny. Proudly metafictional. #BugMom4Ever #ChrysalisDidNothingWrong #DefinedEvilAtBirth

Pronouns: you/your
Not fair. They should have asked him his name, what time it is when the big hand is on 5 and the little one's on 3, and which one of the following animals is a horse.

He would have absolutely "aced" it.
September 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Wow. Tuberville's brain shat its bed so hard, the seismic effects summoned me back from my burrow deep within the ground.

What the actual fuck. Time to give Tommy the "person woman man camera TV" test?

www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/sena...

My warning to Tubby: never get in a PR battle with furries.
September 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Coming up out of the burrow just to spit some venom at this study.

Because WHAT FREE MARKET. There hasn't been a "free" market in America since the subprime crisis. Hell, there hasn't been a free market in America since Dartmouth College v. Woodward (1819).

Corporate hegemony is NOT a free market.
August 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Show me why the GOP has no future in one image."

Remember when they at least pretended one goal of their policies was to improve the general public's economic security? Remember when that was supposed to be the end point of all this?

Not that it was ever more than lip service, even from Dems.
July 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Gonna keep making noise about this.

Read this. Post it. Post everywhere you see a MAGA. Reply with it. Show coworkers & family.

monthlyreview.org/articles/why...

No, of fucking COURSE they'll rationalize it away. But confrontation with our most iconic genius might get some dissonace brewing...
Why Socialism? - Monthly Review
Albert Einstein is the world-famous physicist. This article was originally published in the first issue of Monthly Review (May 1949). It was subsequently published in May 1998 to commemorate the... RE...
monthlyreview.org
July 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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While we're on the topic of disrupting their days...

This is the perfect time to call Mitch McConnell's office at (202) 224-2541 and ask them "Hey, are we gonna hear from Mitch soon? Or are ya still sewing on the marionnette strings."

Trust me. I could HEAR the weariness in the intern's voice. 🤣
July 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
You know, I used to be a pacifist.
June 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This map made me feel a bit better, especially after I looked up the population ranks of the remaining states with positive Trump approval.

""Real America"" is now down to...

Idaho (37th)
Wyoming (50th!)
West Virginia (39th)
North Dakota (47th)

We lunatics are clearly gonna run this asylum soon.
June 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Betteridge's Law: it's never, ever wrong.
June 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
"Will nobody rid me of this meddlesome U.S. District Judge Reed O'Connor?"
June 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Good news, everybody... 😈

If it's not true, it should be trivially easy to prove. Didn't he just get a Very Normal third checkup this year? They could reassure us so easily.

But they went full DARVO, like they always do when there's an awkward truth and that makes me smile.

Go little tumor, go.🎉
June 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think this is a great day for everyone at ICE to be indicted. And backhanded. And jailed. And castrated.

newrepublic.com/post/212340/...
ICE Tracks Down Woman to Force Her to Delete Instagram Post
Federal agents confronted a poll worker on Election Day because they were upset about her social media posts.
newrepublic.com
June 25, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Apparently JD Vance has said that the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to... have a fourth child with his wife?!

There's only one possible explanation for this bizarre behavior, and it's coming this summer from A24. They are doing some occult Malkovich shit at the White House for sure.
June 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Also, if some of you could mention to MAGA family/coworkers that Albert Einstein, George Orwell, and Helen Keller were all card-carrying socialists and report back to me, I would be very gratified. I keep hoping to get someone with that one-- not that facts matter to these people but shock is fun.
June 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The Mysterious Project ("annotating the entire New Testament with anti-MAGA sentiments") is on hold for now.

In the meantime, I just wanted to give y'all this little bit of ammunition for next time you're arguing with your MAGA relatives/coworkers about "welfare."
June 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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So if anyone is hiring for someone with team lead experience or copy writing or copy editing or data auditing or wants to commission me for writing or music please get in touch.
June 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This is a real excerpt from a real piece of AI slop I ran across.

I normally try not to circulate this crap, but this one just felt like... a cultural moment, you know?

#STOPDICTADRS #FREDOM #TИRANNY
May 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Hisshiss, all. 🦄🪲💋

Won't lie (even though that's a changeling's favorite thing): I left because I got really mad at the way ideology is created here, and the seeming impossibility of forging actual community.

I'm back for this one very specific reason. Dunno if I'll do it, but... if so, buckle in.
Just got back from stocking up on highlighters, index cards, and ultra fine pens... 😈

And I've had a big ol' study Bible on my desk for months, with huge margins just waiting for this...

Maybe I'll revive @normalpony.bsky.social and have her blog our work?
May 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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“I think we are moving into extremely volatile and dangerous times, as modern electronic technologies give mankind almost unlimited powers to play with its own psychopathology as a game.”
—JG Ballard
March 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"Manson Family Intentions Unclear After Mixed Messaging About Tate Family, Beatles, Piggies"
March 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Hahaha! Silly Bluesky, you can't kill a changeling!

Back and feeling weirdly hopeful.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If her heart's not in it, I guess by definition neither is mine.

Not that changelings have hearts.

But my hemolymph is tired, sad, and sick of this place. A substantial minority of Bsky's inhabitants are *absolutely exhausting people* and I'm just done for a while.

Sorry.
I think it might be time to scramble my Bluesky password for a month or two.

I am not having a good time here.

I am not apparently in synch with the culture here.

I know "nobody ever quits" social media.

But Jesus Fucking Bast would I love to never see this place again right now.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I mean, I'd do my old web research job free, especially for a good social cause.

I'd probably volunteer at a cat shelter/cafe.

And I'd write the comic full-time, which might mean actually getting to finish Volume 2 in my natural lifetime.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Okay, I'm reposting "Golomb's Don'ts," because because I think this might be the single best piece of advice I've ever received, period. This was a big help in shaking me out of my teenaged fundie phase, and I think it contains a lot of cures for what's ailing the USA right now.
Oh yay, I didn't think I'd be able to get alt text for that one. Here's the pic again, now with full text.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM