girl who stalks you to make sure you're okay
September 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
girl who stalks you to make sure you're okay
It's amazing how I literally didn't feel the urge to lie at all about my ex but they were perfectly happy to pull out a list of grievances as soon as i was in the hospital and out of the picture
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It's amazing how I literally didn't feel the urge to lie at all about my ex but they were perfectly happy to pull out a list of grievances as soon as i was in the hospital and out of the picture
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wait fuck it's LSMaker
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
wait fuck it's LSMaker
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From Sly Comics:
What if ordinary citizens worked like Congress?
They could just walk away from unfinished jobs, leave a terrible mess, and collect full pay.
What if ordinary citizens worked like Congress?
They could just walk away from unfinished jobs, leave a terrible mess, and collect full pay.
September 17, 2026 at 11:48 AM
From Sly Comics:
What if ordinary citizens worked like Congress?
They could just walk away from unfinished jobs, leave a terrible mess, and collect full pay.
What if ordinary citizens worked like Congress?
They could just walk away from unfinished jobs, leave a terrible mess, and collect full pay.
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We will vote to rebuke him so decisively no president will dare such abuses again for centuries.
September 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
We will vote to rebuke him so decisively no president will dare such abuses again for centuries.
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In French, Pickle Rick is Rick-ornichon
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
In French, Pickle Rick is Rick-ornichon
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so which horrifying cursed burden of knowledge do you want
September 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
so which horrifying cursed burden of knowledge do you want
god damn am i happy to be alive this birthday
September 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
god damn am i happy to be alive this birthday
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Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
September 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.
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I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
September 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
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Has anyone considered Mark Carney was radicalized into the worlds most pro EU man by being directly exposed to Brexit for years on end
'Canada is in the EU and we're not' would be an incredibly funny long term outcome of Brexit
September 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Has anyone considered Mark Carney was radicalized into the worlds most pro EU man by being directly exposed to Brexit for years on end
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This is how ass backwards this administration is. There is bacteria in the soap.
September 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This is how ass backwards this administration is. There is bacteria in the soap.
they braided my hair
September 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
they braided my hair
chiitan is my favorite cryptid and it isn't even close
September 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
chiitan is my favorite cryptid and it isn't even close
The face of someone who was saved by bluesky's moderation team
September 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
The face of someone who was saved by bluesky's moderation team
I lived, bitch
September 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I lived, bitch
Girl who likes all your posts until one day she stops
September 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Girl who likes all your posts until one day she stops
May I be born a cis woman in my next life
September 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
May I be born a cis woman in my next life
girl who kills herself on her birthday for the symmetry
September 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
girl who kills herself on her birthday for the symmetry
girl whose wife is going to get railed repeatedly in every imaginable way for five years before she gets to see her again voice: "I trust her to stay true to me"
September 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
girl whose wife is going to get railed repeatedly in every imaginable way for five years before she gets to see her again voice: "I trust her to stay true to me"
Have you ever felt like their entire consideration for you was an event that took place on the order of attoseconds?
September 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Have you ever felt like their entire consideration for you was an event that took place on the order of attoseconds?