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@nuclearcarly.bsky.social
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Philly sports and politics. War is bad, actually
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crawf34.bsky.social
AI (adrian's intelligence) has identified three frauds in this video alone
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20m
JD Vance on AI: "We're using technology and tools to identify fraud at breakneck pace"
September 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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ladyjenpool.bsky.social
Share a tv show that raised you
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
nuclearcarly.bsky.social
Share a tv show that raised you
September 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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phillyb322.bsky.social
Gotta love showing your in laws a video on YouTube but before the video plays a commercial where a lady loudly says:

"MY HUSBAND DISAPPOINTS ME BY EJACULATING TOO EARLY"

And you cannot skip it of course.
15 seconds of a lady complaining about prematurely ejaculating.
September 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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rinkrebel.bsky.social
Oh also I’m fundraising for the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund with the stream!
September 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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gregsargent.bsky.social
We're officially entering the Fuhrerbunker phase of the Trump presidency
September 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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gillianbrockell.com
The truth is none of y’all hate Robert Kraft enough. Get on my level. (From February)

gillianbrockell.com/the-truth-ab...
The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks)
The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.
gillianbrockell.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@MohanadElshieky Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
September 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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alexwinter.com
True story.
benkahncomics.bsky.social Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 6d
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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katestarbird.bsky.social
The SCOTUS ruling today prevents the USPS from not delivering ballots based on directives from the Trump admin. BUT, the late postmarks issue remains. To make sure your ballot gets counted, return it early and, even better if you can, drop it off in an official ballot dropbox to ensure it’s on time.
taniel.bsky.social Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 7d
Important: the USPS rule that SCOTUS blocked tonight was Trump’s big plan to control and restrict mail voting.

But a separate policy remains in place: USPS is no longer postmarking mail as soon it gets it, which is hugely important for deadlines.

So people must mail back with plenty of time.
In an Intense Election Year, New Post Office Rules Could Trip Up Voter Registration - Bolts
A change in how mail is postmarked could lead some voters to miss key deadlines, including voter registration. Advocates worry the people most affected will be those already facing voting barriers.
boltsmag.org
September 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
nuclearcarly.bsky.social
We all saw that Willy Wonka, Mahomes drank from the chocolate river commercial… right. I’m not THAT high, right?
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
nuclearcarly.bsky.social
My son installed a system in his car. If the asshole neighbor thought the minibike was annoying enough to call the cops over, he’s in for a HUGE surprise
September 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
Macklemore has caught shit for decades now but shout-out this guy for being human and doing the right thing no matter the cost. Ton of respect for him and as always fuck Bob Kraft
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 8d
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour. But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families. The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that. Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened. Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues. Ed was in … What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me. And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability. I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed. Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation. When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic: لا شكر على واجب "La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty. That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human. Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
September 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social
Want to celebrate that Eagles win?

Drop in a donation, $5 and help me crawl over 100 donors. We’re at exactly 100 now, in big part to @nuclearcarly.bsky.social spreading the word, but we are just 10 away from passing last year’s total of 109!

Support a good cause!

fundraising.stjude.org/goto/JRS
St. Jude Walk
In September, supporters in communities across the country will participate in the St. Jude Walk. This exciting, family-friendly event helps raise funds to support the lifesaving mission of St. Jude d...
fundraising.stjude.org
September 13, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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actualkatherine.bsky.social
It is Go Birds season and it is a great time to c0mmissi0n me to do bird art for you or for a loved one
actualkatherine.bsky.social dr. e. katherine @actualkatherine.bsky.social · 12d
On that note: hellooooo, now is a great time to get in touch about paying me to do art for you genuinesnips.art/commissions/ 💕✂️
September 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
nuclearcarly.bsky.social
Go Birds
September 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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treblaw.bsky.social
Commanders fans in the Linc keep yelling that they have diarrhea. "I am shitted," they are telling stadium staff. Oh my
September 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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qasimrashid.com
$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion

GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meanwhile:
•Insulin for diabetics: $40B
•Universal Pre-K: $60B
•Universal 4-yr-college: $70B
•SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B
•Cancel all medical debt: $150B
•$1.2T REMAINS

GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!
September 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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lanccorob.bsky.social
Scrolling through BlueSky on Birds game day like
November 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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thewalkingjohn.bsky.social
I am happy to report that we are now just 1 donor short of 100 for my 5th straight year!

Huge thanks to @nuclearcarly.bsky.social for the shoutout!

With just 3 weeks to go until the walk, there me no better time to join us —> fundraising.stjude.org/goto/JRS
September 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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chellybreeze.bsky.social
If the average price of gas nation wide gets to $6.66, I'm gonna bot farm red states w/ "Trump is the anti-christ" & "red hats = red horns" propaganda.
September 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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chescaleigh.bsky.social
“you still got my support, but you gotta do something” 🐆💀
September 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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nuclearcarly.bsky.social
John is 2 donors away from his goal of 100, can he get 2 donors for St Jude? Every dollar counts!!
September 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM