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Paolo Sammut
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Glass Blower, Magician, Ghosthunter, Techie, Chilli grower, Chinese tea aficionado, pizzamancer and Cat servant. Peace and Tolerance, there is nothing else needed

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Meanwhile in the new space weapon command ship.
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This is my life
September 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My puddy cat has fixed it. Next
September 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Slowly breaking ChatGPT's taboos. No wholesome "applepie" stuff here. I am surprised I got it to generate this though but that is the power of the magic carrot.
September 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I love the Tory shadow cabinet reshuffles. Its like cats reshuffling the litter tray to hide what they have done.
August 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Bit of a mad discussion on a magic system based on carrots last night (I swear no drugs were involved)
August 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
My young padawan. Studying hard to be a Jedi.
August 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Feeling ill today bit worth venturing outside for an eclipse.
August 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I did get a rare close up of the moon and its all true..... Unluckily the Master is also on the case.
August 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Making plans for when I move and have a foundry set up
August 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
When I do sort out the outside garden in the new place and have the garage sorted I am going to treat myself to a custom blue plaque. I am thinking of something like this.
August 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
This is an old picture I took of the Tower of London somewhen like 2014. What strikes me is the "Raven" in the picture which is not a real raven but formed of light and shadow.

#PerichoresisInAction
August 3, 2026 at 8:38 AM
This idiot has only been outside sleeping in goose grass. It’s taken ages to get the sticky seeds out of his coat.
August 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Of all the Trickster Gods that humanity has created, Bugs Bunny is one of my favourites. Today is his birthday so please worship him by sacrificing carrots and singing loony tunes in his praise. Hail Bugs Bunny.
July 27, 2026 at 8:31 AM
So Burnham is going to make number 10 a shoes free house and visitors will have to remove shoes and wear slippers. Larry the cat is permanent Secretary of State for shitting in visitor shoes which almost makes me want Trump to visit.
July 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Another Rev Magister book turned up in the post today. He was certainly prolific and its worrying to think about what the simple peasants of Devil's End got up to when no one was watching.
July 19, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Wistman’s Wood. This is actually grown from the shrubbery which King Arthur planted for the Knights which say Ni. It is a little known true story which was adapted for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
June 19, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Forget going to Mars. Can we just get some tech to auto clean glasses so I dont have to keep cleaning them.
June 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Why are there so many horror films called "The uninvited" that begin with some dope playing with an ouija board. Surely they should be called "The Invited"
June 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I dont want to think about the methods the Master used to animate our good friend Bok.
June 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I reckon that if Edward Kelley wrote a book he should have called it "Magick without ears"
June 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Chocolate Cherry sourdough loaves and I am rather proud of these. I decided that decent butter is not good enough for these so I have been eating slices with clotted Cornish cream instead.
June 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Just allocating chores for the day and I don’t like how this conversation is going…
May 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
May 26, 2026 at 8:01 AM