Paolo Sammut
@paolosammut.bsky.social
Glass Blower, Magician, Ghosthunter, Techie, Chilli grower, Chinese tea aficionado, pizzamancer and Cat servant. Peace and Tolerance, there is nothing else needed
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How does it smell?
September 27, 2026 at 11:15 AM
How does it smell?
Good. Cant have enough broken games teachers. They are all utter bastards.
September 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Good. Cant have enough broken games teachers. They are all utter bastards.
My parents used to watch it and had the same revelation quite a way in. Fun fact, I went to school with (and still friends with) the son of Edward Peel who was one of the main actors in it,
September 20, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My parents used to watch it and had the same revelation quite a way in. Fun fact, I went to school with (and still friends with) the son of Edward Peel who was one of the main actors in it,
If A you would need to check replacement for a soul too so back to square 1.
September 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If A you would need to check replacement for a soul too so back to square 1.
Doesnt it depend on the shark. Maybe some love it. Also maybe it attracts stonefish or those blue ringed octopi or something.
September 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Doesnt it depend on the shark. Maybe some love it. Also maybe it attracts stonefish or those blue ringed octopi or something.
Fuck off. Better to go without and enjoy the coffee headache than drink the crap from Lidl or Costa
September 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Fuck off. Better to go without and enjoy the coffee headache than drink the crap from Lidl or Costa
Has he ever wondered anything. I don’t think much goes on in that head
September 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Has he ever wondered anything. I don’t think much goes on in that head
When all cars are fully automatic, BMW (and Audi) drivers will by plugins like disable indicators, cut in randomly, drive like a wanker etc.
September 19, 2026 at 8:56 AM
When all cars are fully automatic, BMW (and Audi) drivers will by plugins like disable indicators, cut in randomly, drive like a wanker etc.
Try living in Clevedon where I am sure the driving instructors say its ok to ignore traffic from the right at roundabouts.
September 19, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Try living in Clevedon where I am sure the driving instructors say its ok to ignore traffic from the right at roundabouts.
Paradise by the slashboard?
September 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Paradise by the slashboard?
When you get an email at 11pm saying a win but you cannot login until the next day.
August 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
When you get an email at 11pm saying a win but you cannot login until the next day.
It’s a nightmare for the three things per year I have to print. So much stress and swearing.
August 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It’s a nightmare for the three things per year I have to print. So much stress and swearing.
This still makes me furious and this woman had better hope she never crosses my path.
August 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This still makes me furious and this woman had better hope she never crosses my path.
You could recoup some cash by selling them to Japanese business men. I gather there is quite a market.
August 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You could recoup some cash by selling them to Japanese business men. I gather there is quite a market.
Or Big Smacks and Flies
August 23, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Or Big Smacks and Flies