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Steve Losewood
@papafazuul.bsky.social
· Apr 12
NTERVIEWER: I like to have a little fun in these things to keep it light. Let’s start with two truths and a lie.
ME: Tina Turner stole my baseball cards. Tina Turner stole my baseball cards. Tina Turner stole my baseball cards.
INTERVIEWER: Why’d you say it three times?
ME: She only did it twice
ME: Tina Turner stole my baseball cards. Tina Turner stole my baseball cards. Tina Turner stole my baseball cards.
INTERVIEWER: Why’d you say it three times?
ME: She only did it twice
Hijack the Coca Cola truck. Take the syrup. You deserve the syrup. You belong together.
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Hijack the Coca Cola truck. Take the syrup. You deserve the syrup. You belong together.
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Based on my on-the-ground experience during last years raids in Los Angeles, currently in Philly, I’d estimate at least 25% of ICE agents are open White Nationalists.
Watch this one throw up a white power AND “heil Hitler” salute combo.
This is normal for ICE.
This is ICE culture, plain and simple.
Watch this one throw up a white power AND “heil Hitler” salute combo.
This is normal for ICE.
This is ICE culture, plain and simple.
September 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Based on my on-the-ground experience during last years raids in Los Angeles, currently in Philly, I’d estimate at least 25% of ICE agents are open White Nationalists.
Watch this one throw up a white power AND “heil Hitler” salute combo.
This is normal for ICE.
This is ICE culture, plain and simple.
Watch this one throw up a white power AND “heil Hitler” salute combo.
This is normal for ICE.
This is ICE culture, plain and simple.
Remember when our boy started a worldwide rumor that the vice president fucks couches?
September 18, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Remember when our boy started a worldwide rumor that the vice president fucks couches?
You can say ‘shit’ on tv now? My 12-yo self would be so happy.
September 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
You can say ‘shit’ on tv now? My 12-yo self would be so happy.
Kids today are all like “Did you see Charlie Kirk bleed to death out of his neck on the Internet?” But when I was a kid we were all like “Did you see Police Academy 4 when it was on tv Tuesday at 8:45? There was a really fat guy and his name was House.”
September 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Kids today are all like “Did you see Charlie Kirk bleed to death out of his neck on the Internet?” But when I was a kid we were all like “Did you see Police Academy 4 when it was on tv Tuesday at 8:45? There was a really fat guy and his name was House.”
Writing a book called The Chronicles of Nunya. And nunya are ever gonna read it because fuck you that’s why.
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Writing a book called The Chronicles of Nunya. And nunya are ever gonna read it because fuck you that’s why.
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One may wish Danzig had aged more gracefully, yet if he had, would he ever have been Danzig at all?
September 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
One may wish Danzig had aged more gracefully, yet if he had, would he ever have been Danzig at all?
In football, getting “sacked” is when another player rubs his nutsack all over your face. It’s pretty gross but effective.
September 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
In football, getting “sacked” is when another player rubs his nutsack all over your face. It’s pretty gross but effective.
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Welcome to Clitoria, a world where women rule, and men can’t vote.
![[an ice cave]: "This Ice Cave In Iceland Looks Like A Portal To Another World"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifyse4seamzzearpa4vxscieurnfkvelgst32cu4gpdof5jfqitvu)
September 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Welcome to Clitoria, a world where women rule, and men can’t vote.
Whenever I get home I yell, “There’s a dang Cheeto in the White House!” The cats love it. Dog doesn’t get it though.
September 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Whenever I get home I yell, “There’s a dang Cheeto in the White House!” The cats love it. Dog doesn’t get it though.
I don’t know what’s worse. That Johnny was eating sugar, or that he was telling lies about it.
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I don’t know what’s worse. That Johnny was eating sugar, or that he was telling lies about it.
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Literally the two dumbest motherfuckers I’ve EVER heard of are the richest guy in the world and the President, but my smart and cool friends doubt themselves every day.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
September 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Literally the two dumbest motherfuckers I’ve EVER heard of are the richest guy in the world and the President, but my smart and cool friends doubt themselves every day.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Your insecurities are fake. Your hang-ups are fake. Your limitations are fake. Go do whatever you want I promise it’s possible.
Frightened? Have they seen his face? Have they heard him talk for Christ’s sake? I’m more frightened of a dachshund.
Looks like Musk has frightened off Universal. Another cowardly corporation.
Universal Is Getting Cold Feet on Releasing the Elon Musk Documentary (Exclusive) — The Hollywood Reporter
The Comcast-owned studio is not yet committing to rolling out Alex Gibney's movie that it paid millions to acquire for non-North American release before the political winds shifted.
apple.news
September 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Frightened? Have they seen his face? Have they heard him talk for Christ’s sake? I’m more frightened of a dachshund.
If I did this, I’d be demanding you apologize to me.
September 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If I did this, I’d be demanding you apologize to me.
Dick Panties
He's using the word "simulacrum" in an attempt to sound clever because he clearly just learnt it from The Elephant Graveyard. You can tell he's just learnt it because, like all of his posts, the rest of the sentence reads like a child wrote it.
Found some devious Englishmen sharing screenshots of my posts to grunt at each other derisively about in their makeshift simulacrum of socialization and had to put them in the block off
September 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Dick Panties
Too bad for them the president already fell for their obvious bullshit. Full steam ahead
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
September 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Too bad for them the president already fell for their obvious bullshit. Full steam ahead
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Thought this was Jar Jar at first glance
Around 40,000 years ago, someone carved a human body with the head of a cave lion from mammoth ivory. Found in Germany’s Hohlenstein-Stadel Cave, the 31 cm-tall Lion Man is among the oldest known figurative artworks—and proof that imagination has very ancient roots.
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Thought this was Jar Jar at first glance
I’ve already started doing this. Instead of driving all the way to work, I just drive halfway there. Then my ride home is half the distance, too. They fired me last week for job abandonment, but the gas savings are huge.
US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
September 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’ve already started doing this. Instead of driving all the way to work, I just drive halfway there. Then my ride home is half the distance, too. They fired me last week for job abandonment, but the gas savings are huge.
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People remember that Herbert Hoover was a bad president for his role in the Great Depression. But most people don’t remember that his predecessor Pervert Poover was also a bad president for his role in the Sticky Railcar Incident.
September 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
People remember that Herbert Hoover was a bad president for his role in the Great Depression. But most people don’t remember that his predecessor Pervert Poover was also a bad president for his role in the Sticky Railcar Incident.
People are always twisting words to fit their own narrative. We are not going to war on the moon. We are going to war AROUND the moon.
Saddle up, boys and girls. We're going to war on the moon! Because, of course we are.
US troops must prepare to fight around the moon, Trump's top military adviser says
The U.S. military is preparing for combat in space, including areas around the moon. This announcement on Wednesday follows the Air Force's recent revelation that it has deployed space control weapons into Earth orbit.
apnews.com
September 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
People are always twisting words to fit their own narrative. We are not going to war on the moon. We are going to war AROUND the moon.
I made a sandwich for lunch, but it could really use some bacon. Maybe someone at work will have some spare bacon.
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I made a sandwich for lunch, but it could really use some bacon. Maybe someone at work will have some spare bacon.
Gas just hit $4.20/gallon here. Which means we won’t have anything to look forward to until it hits $69/gallon. Luckily, that’s only like a month away.
September 17, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Gas just hit $4.20/gallon here. Which means we won’t have anything to look forward to until it hits $69/gallon. Luckily, that’s only like a month away.