How could I forget
September 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
How could I forget
I would actually much rather he spends his time obsessing over stupid shit like that than enacting more catastrophic policy failures on our lives
September 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I would actually much rather he spends his time obsessing over stupid shit like that than enacting more catastrophic policy failures on our lives
And that’s saying something
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
And that’s saying something
It’s my special place
September 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
It’s my special place
It’s too late in the day to challenge my mind like this
September 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
It’s too late in the day to challenge my mind like this
But you’re right ☹️
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
But you’re right ☹️
We’re watching our weight though
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
We’re watching our weight though
I just got goosebumps. And an erection.
September 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I just got goosebumps. And an erection.
And it’s a goddamn shame
September 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
And it’s a goddamn shame
We’ll see who’s laughing when he’s living in a van down by the river
September 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
We’ll see who’s laughing when he’s living in a van down by the river
Damn she lets you hit? 🥵
September 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Damn she lets you hit? 🥵