Paycho
paycho.bsky.social
Paycho
@paycho.bsky.social
he/him, likes cats. butts are my comedic kryptonite.

Realizing my life is a lot more tranquil these days if I just block idiots instead of arguing with them, so if you're a Zionist, TERF, or some other brand of awful dipshit expect a short leash
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Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
September 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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oh sure bro that's why definitely it's not because SpaceX stock is still barely limping along

fortune.com/2026/09/12/s...
Sam Altman confirms OpenAI won't go public this year, saying an IPO now would come at an 'ill-advised moment' given AI safety concerns | Fortune
"I would say not 2026. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff to do, like meeting this moment of what is going to be required for safety and alignment, and how the industry and governments can work together."
fortune.com
September 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose!

People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
September 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I showed someone "SIX BOOBS" and folks we've got a convert
Please tell your friends about Swan Boy and also show it to them
September 13, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Every 3 days another AI bigshot holds a flashlight under their face and tells us how scary the thing they’re getting rich forcing on everyone is. Okay, knock it off then Braniac
September 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire

www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
September 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Fine FINE I'll subscribe to Branson's stupid patreon for idiots
September 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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All kidding aside, fuck me running they used to make movies. I struggle to think of anything as thrilling as that movie, so filled with fistpump moments, so Linda Hamilton triceps strong woman arms sweaty tank top Linda Hamilton strong muscles arms sweaty
September 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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i was going to use genAI to realize my awesome idea for a dark fantasy series like game of thrones plus invincible but with more/bigger boobs but then a squad of artist gatekeepers shot me with guns and i died. this tragedy could have been prevented if we embraced open access to creativity
August 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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How much do you think this fine will be? Tash went IN on the men who keep throwing these green dildos 😭😂 #WNBA
August 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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this is, somehow, not the onion
August 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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[in full body cast, recently out of coma] Reacher just couldn’t engage with any of my arguments,
August 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Festivalgoers are worried about Beck after the singer repeatedly calls himself a loser in rambling performance
July 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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won’t somebody think of the childrennnn
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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really funny for an official TPUSA account making a post to be like “hey remember our boss who was a psychotic bigoted piece of shit who everyone hated”
June 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
June 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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another doja tweet has hit endor
June 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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my partner lives in an apartment owned by one of the large corps in the crosshairs of the admin and their maintenance requests are finally getting fulfilled
zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol
May 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.
April 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Everyone loves NASA missions so much. It’s not just because it’s space travel it’s because there is a sense that we are doing something collectively that isn’t purely evil vs. 20 exploding SpaceX rockets that dump garbage in poor Texas communities and low orbit that everyone forgets an hour later.
April 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM