In case you don't feel old today, I just heard an ad that said Flo-rida was going to be playing at a casino. #Millennial #MyBackHurts #SendAdvil

"I suggest you drop your anvil hammer and go lick the feet of your statue until I tell you to stop." -The Bard casting Suggestion on a Fire Giant (and yes, it did work)

#dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #rpg #5e #bard #fantasy #dragonlance

How are you dealing with [gestures at it all]? I’m in four TTRPG games right now.

im actually gonna get to play d&d this year... I have to make a lesbian who is so insufferable

"I slap a berry into his face cheeks!" -The Rogue giving our Wizard a Goodberry

#dnd #d&d #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #shadowdark #rpg

On god. #SaveTheBees #UHC #UnitedHealthcare

Here are some nice mushrooms