Perlins
@perlins.bsky.social
🩺 FNP-Student ‘29 | ⚕️CA BSN-RN | 🎬 LA Film School | 🇺🇸 USAF Iraq Vet ‘02-‘06 | 🎤 LA Comedian | 🇬🇺 Chamorro | 🏳️🌈Proudly queer | 🕊️Nightingale Award
The museum was like watching his films through the inspirations that led him there. Superb collection ⭐️
September 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The museum was like watching his films through the inspirations that led him there. Superb collection ⭐️
Back in on that study game for exam one Tomorrow 😭📖📚📖 NP school is no joke🩺⚕️🤍
September 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Back in on that study game for exam one Tomorrow 😭📖📚📖 NP school is no joke🩺⚕️🤍
Water for Elephants, the musical, is a superb show with excellent acrobatic and gymnastic talents. The emotion was displayed deeply through music and song. The show was executed with professional brilliance thoughout the ensemble. Highly recommend ⭐️
September 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Water for Elephants, the musical, is a superb show with excellent acrobatic and gymnastic talents. The emotion was displayed deeply through music and song. The show was executed with professional brilliance thoughout the ensemble. Highly recommend ⭐️
I can’t stand amiibos… BUt LOOK THEM!😭😩🥰😍
September 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I can’t stand amiibos… BUt LOOK THEM!😭😩🥰😍
I’m in my “fine, I’ll listen to Beyoncé’s country album” forgiveness era.
September 7, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I’m in my “fine, I’ll listen to Beyoncé’s country album” forgiveness era.
Me heading to the parking lot at 4:59 because the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art closes at 5.
September 7, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Me heading to the parking lot at 4:59 because the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art closes at 5.
Talk about the government not staying out peoples bedrooms, yeash:
Judge rules former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema can now be sued under NC ‘homewrecker’ law
A federal judge ruled Friday that former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-Ariz.) can be sued under North Carolina’s homewrecker law for her romantic relationship with a married member of her security detail.…
thehill.com
September 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Talk about the government not staying out peoples bedrooms, yeash:
Hey, peptides might help build the big-boy muscles, but they’re not gonna fix the problems at home.
September 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Hey, peptides might help build the big-boy muscles, but they’re not gonna fix the problems at home.
I’m getting drug tested today for work because federal regulations still treat THC like it’s more dangerous than alcohol, and testing companies make a killing charging exorbitant fees for forced urine screenings.
I’m clean, btw. Drugs stopped being fun for me in 2016 when King CEO became president.
I’m clean, btw. Drugs stopped being fun for me in 2016 when King CEO became president.
September 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I’m getting drug tested today for work because federal regulations still treat THC like it’s more dangerous than alcohol, and testing companies make a killing charging exorbitant fees for forced urine screenings.
I’m clean, btw. Drugs stopped being fun for me in 2016 when King CEO became president.
I’m clean, btw. Drugs stopped being fun for me in 2016 when King CEO became president.
Bad news, we got rats in our attic 🐀
The good news, also squirrels 🐿️
😒😩
The good news, also squirrels 🐿️
😒😩
September 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Bad news, we got rats in our attic 🐀
The good news, also squirrels 🐿️
😒😩
The good news, also squirrels 🐿️
😒😩
It’s cool if you don’t want a job that helps, heals, or benefits other people. There’s an entire political movement built around that philosophy.
Yes you can, be MAGA.
Yes you can, be MAGA.
September 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
It’s cool if you don’t want a job that helps, heals, or benefits other people. There’s an entire political movement built around that philosophy.
Yes you can, be MAGA.
Yes you can, be MAGA.
More of our problems could be solved if only more #slacktivist influencers would get off their butts and… sorry, stay on their couches and post about them.
(‘slacktivism’ - supporting a cause with minimal effort, usually from the couch through likes, shares, or posts. Thank you, Jeopardy!)
(‘slacktivism’ - supporting a cause with minimal effort, usually from the couch through likes, shares, or posts. Thank you, Jeopardy!)
September 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
More of our problems could be solved if only more #slacktivist influencers would get off their butts and… sorry, stay on their couches and post about them.
(‘slacktivism’ - supporting a cause with minimal effort, usually from the couch through likes, shares, or posts. Thank you, Jeopardy!)
(‘slacktivism’ - supporting a cause with minimal effort, usually from the couch through likes, shares, or posts. Thank you, Jeopardy!)
Ugh. After his whole existence, this is what he’s sorry about
Mel Gibson Apologizes For “Thoughtless Idiocy” in Using Mock Sign Language at Fan Expo Canada
Online backlash followed the ‘Braveheart’ star making hand gestures behind the back of an ASL interpreter as he walked on stage in Toronto for a career Q&A session.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Ugh. After his whole existence, this is what he’s sorry about
LabCorp: The DMV of piss
August 31, 2026 at 10:45 PM
LabCorp: The DMV of piss
Nice tats! Are those from all the wars you’ve fought in, or do you just enjoy tempting fate with hepatitis? I’m kidding! I know they’re just trauma you chose to memorialize instead of treating.
August 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Nice tats! Are those from all the wars you’ve fought in, or do you just enjoy tempting fate with hepatitis? I’m kidding! I know they’re just trauma you chose to memorialize instead of treating.
There’s never any good news coming out of a red state; unless it’s someone getting out and making something of their life.
August 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
There’s never any good news coming out of a red state; unless it’s someone getting out and making something of their life.
I used to have anger issues from alcoholism and post-Iraq PTSD. But thanks to the healing power of suppression, I’m completely fine, as long as I don’t drink, study, and never read the news ☺️
August 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I used to have anger issues from alcoholism and post-Iraq PTSD. But thanks to the healing power of suppression, I’m completely fine, as long as I don’t drink, study, and never read the news ☺️
I thought college, nursing school, and now a master’s program would give me new comedy material. All they’ve done is turn me into a highly qualified caregiver with no sense of humor. Maybe a new addiction will loosen me up.
August 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I thought college, nursing school, and now a master’s program would give me new comedy material. All they’ve done is turn me into a highly qualified caregiver with no sense of humor. Maybe a new addiction will loosen me up.
I began my graduate program tomorrow and I pre-read everything. Now, will I remember any of it for discussion? We’ll see 📖📚🩺
August 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I began my graduate program tomorrow and I pre-read everything. Now, will I remember any of it for discussion? We’ll see 📖📚🩺
I think my ideals are terribly high and probably unattainable. It helps that I live in a capitalist society, where everything around us reinforces that kind of thinking; however, not through values or morals, but through laws and authority.
Anyway, good night.
Anyway, good night.
August 21, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I think my ideals are terribly high and probably unattainable. It helps that I live in a capitalist society, where everything around us reinforces that kind of thinking; however, not through values or morals, but through laws and authority.
Anyway, good night.
Anyway, good night.
uncertainty → new goal → intense pursuit → accomplishment → relief/pride → “Okay…now what?” → new goal…
August 21, 2026 at 5:22 AM
uncertainty → new goal → intense pursuit → accomplishment → relief/pride → “Okay…now what?” → new goal…
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Thinking about yesterday, lovely 🥰
August 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Thinking about yesterday, lovely 🥰
